*bangs head on keyboard*

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Rev Turd Fredericks

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whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com wrote:


> On Dec 22, 11:20 pm, Rev **** Fredericks <turdfr...@catholic.org>



> wrote:



>> whoisthatmasked...@hotmail.com wrote:



>>> On Dec 22, 12:00 am, Rev **** Fredericks <turdfr...@catholic.org>



>>> wrote:



>>>> It seems to me, you are just simply a wimp who can't



>>>> measure up to him.



>>> During my "rush to judgement" I neglected to address this valid point



>>> of yours. My body of work can be found at
http://pattersondesign.com.


>>> You're free to be the judge as to how that measures up.



>>> Drew



>> For some reason the link didn't work.



>



> Seems my server had "up stream" issues, whatever that means. Please



> try that again.
http://pattersondesign.com


>



> This past year I did my own taxes, changed my oil and fixed a toilet.



> Going out in public and promoting my self as a CPA, auto mechanic or



> plumber would be fraudulent.



>



> Drew


It looks good but the font is way too small, even with my new glasses on

a 17" monitor I can't read it :-(

 
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Onideus Mad Hatter

Guest
On Tue, 23 Dec 2008 15:31:28 -0800 (PST),

whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com wrote:


>On Dec 23, 4:39?pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-



>productions.net> wrote:



>



>> Uh huh, this from the guy who rips off other people's cookie cutter



>> bullshit. ?Drew believes that if he has to steal



>



>Prove it.


I sure will, Drew...just as soon as you get done proving I have no

portfolio. ^__^

Who thinks that comment is gonna make Drew's head implode?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally ***** slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ******* high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of **** itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 
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whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com

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On Dec 23, 4:39?pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-

productions.net> wrote:


> On Tue, 23 Dec 2008 13:14:46 -0800 (PST),



>



> whoisthatmasked...@hotmail.com wrote:



> >On Dec 23, 2:01?pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-



> >productions.net> wrote:



>



> >> >And don't get me started on the kerning.



>



> >> What's wrong with the kerning, Drew? ?Do you still not understand what



> >> kerning is? ?Do you still not grasp that kerning is done AUTOMATICALLY



> >> by the software and is a direct product of the font itself?


http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Bitch_Slaps_-_Dr...

It shows.

Drew

 
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whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com

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On Dec 24, 3:41?am, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-

productions.net> wrote:


> On Tue, 23 Dec 2008 15:31:28 -0800 (PST),



>



> whoisthatmasked...@hotmail.com wrote:



> >On Dec 23, 4:39?pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-



> >productions.net> wrote:



>



> >> Uh huh, this from the guy who rips off other people's cookie cutter



> >> bullshit. ?Drew believes that if he has to steal



>



> >Prove it.



>



> I sure will, Drew...just as soon as you get done proving I have no



> portfolio. ?^__^


And that "portfolio" of yours proves you're a fraud. Keep the Wal-Mart

job.

Later, Chump.

D

 
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Fred Doyle

Guest
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:


>



>> Proof positive your'e a fraud.



>



> As if I could ever get tired of ***** slapping you with reality...



>
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Bitch_Slaps_-_Drew_Is_An_Idiot_-_04.png


>



> LOL, duh uh, Drew doesn't know what kerning is! Dee, dee, dee!


Oops, you missed that setting above where you can set a kerning value

rather than just "raping the default setting," as you like to say. Most

people who do this for a living set kerning values every letter

individually in a headline. It's the difference between being a pro and

not being a pro and knowing what kerning is and how to use it and not

having a clue what you don't know.

What your showing so proudly is kind of like using the default values

for a photoshop filter. There's a lot more to know about design than how

to compress images.

Fred Doyle

 
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Onideus Mad Hatter

Guest
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 10:39:15 -0500, Fred Doyle <fdoyle1@nycap.rr.com>

wrote:


>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:



>



>>



>>> Proof positive your'e a fraud.



>>



>> As if I could ever get tired of ***** slapping you with reality...



>>
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Bitch_Slaps_-_Drew_Is_An_Idiot_-_04.png


>>



>> LOL, duh uh, Drew doesn't know what kerning is! Dee, dee, dee!



>



>Oops, you missed that setting above where you can set a kerning value



>rather than just "raping the default setting," as you like to say. Most



>people who do this for a living set kerning values every letter



>individually in a headline. It's the difference between being a pro and



>not being a pro and knowing what kerning is and how to use it and not



>having a clue what you don't know.



>



>What your showing so proudly is kind of like using the default values



>for a photoshop filter. There's a lot more to know about design than how



>to compress images.


Actually, Fred-tard, you wouldn't normally EVER alter the default

kerning setting unless you had some VERY specific stylistic reason

to do so and of course, even if you do use a custom kerning setting,

um, hello, dumbfuck, HELLO! It's not altering the kerning

dynamically, it's simply adding to the base, default kerning of the

font. So by your own idiocy, if that default kerning isn't right,

well making it BIGGER isn't going to magically fix it you *******

******. Tha ****, what is someone handing out ****** pills over in

ADG this morning?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally ***** slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ******* high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of **** itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 
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Onideus Mad Hatter

Guest
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 05:27:44 -0800 (PST),

whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com wrote:


>> I sure will, Drew...just as soon as you get done proving I have no



>> portfolio. ?^__^



>And that "portfolio" of yours proves you're a fraud. Keep the Wal-Mart



>job.



>



>Later, Chump.


Here's a fun reminder for Drew, so he can see how much he's

projecting:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/1a0b51e287439927

: Things I don't do well, or at all, that I hire professionals to do:

: Code

: Quality Photography

: Copywriting

: Video

: Cold Fusion

: Audio

: Site Hosting

: Illustration

: Set Construction

: Offset and Screen Printing

: Branding

: Market Research

....in which Drew point blank admits to not having... ANY knowledge or

understanding AT ALL of graphic design, web design, etc. That by

the way is the PROOF that your websites are not your own, you ripped

them off of someone who actually has talent. Who was it, Drew? Who

did you steal those cookie cutter websites from? By your own

admission there is NO WAY that you could have created them. Facts

are facts, Drew.

Would you liak to trip over your stupid again? Maybe throw out

another circumstantial ad hominem fallacy? You could always just

****** back into poisoning the well and personal attack fallacies if

you start to get too frustrated. ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally ***** slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ******* high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of **** itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 
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Fred Doyle

Guest
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:


> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 10:39:15 -0500, Fred Doyle <fdoyle1@nycap.rr.com>



> wrote:



>



>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:



>>



>>>> Proof positive your'e a fraud.



>>> As if I could ever get tired of ***** slapping you with reality...



>>>
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Bitch_Slaps_-_Drew_Is_An_Idiot_-_04.png


>>>



>>> LOL, duh uh, Drew doesn't know what kerning is! Dee, dee, dee!



>> Oops, you missed that setting above where you can set a kerning value



>> rather than just "raping the default setting," as you like to say. Most



>> people who do this for a living set kerning values every letter



>> individually in a headline. It's the difference between being a pro and



>> not being a pro and knowing what kerning is and how to use it and not



>> having a clue what you don't know.



>>



>> What your showing so proudly is kind of like using the default values



>> for a photoshop filter. There's a lot more to know about design than how



>> to compress images.



>



> Actually, Fred-tard, you wouldn't normally EVER alter the default



> kerning setting unless you had some VERY specific stylistic reason



> to do so and of course, even if you do use a custom kerning setting,



> um, hello, dumbfuck, HELLO! It's not altering the kerning



> dynamically, it's simply adding to the base, default kerning of the



> font. So by your own idiocy, if that default kerning isn't right,



> well making it BIGGER isn't going to magically fix it you *******



> ******. Tha ****, what is someone handing out ****** pills over in



> ADG this morning?



>


Actually, if you really know what you are doing, and not just pretending

you do, you'd prolly want to make the kerning value smaller, not bigger,

like with a negative number, to pull specific letter pairs together even

tighter than the kerning table values indicate (not the whole block of

text, specific letter pairs). Real professional graphic designers, not

those pretending to be one, do it all the time for a variety of

"specific stylistic reasons." I'll bet you learn that if you take any of

those jobs you talked about and you'll be so proud of yourself.

That's what you do with a program that is specifically designed for

setting type like InDesign or Quark. They provide that functionality and

make it readily accessible precisely because it IS something you do

regularly in a program that is designed for type layout like InDesign.

Did you know that InDesign even provides two distinct ways of altering

kerning, one based on the kerning table for the font (metric kerning)

and one that is used for combining unique, unmatched letter pairs not

from the same font so they wont have a kerning table that would set

kerning values for letter pairs (optical kerning).

But hey, you go on pretending you know what you're talking about. That's

a good way to rise above minimum wage in those 3 jobs your contemplating

taking. You tell them all about kerning on your first day and how they

shouldn't " EVER alter the default kerning setting unless you had some

VERY specific stylistic reason to do so." They'll be impressed with

your graphic design knowledge. That's a good idea.

Fred Doyle

 
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Onideus Mad Hatter

Guest
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 20:48:17 -0500, Fred Doyle <fdoyle1@nycap.rr.com>

wrote:


>Actually, if you really know what you are doing, and not just pretending



>you do, you'd prolly want to make the kerning value smaller, not bigger,



>like with a negative number, to pull specific letter pairs together even



>tighter than the kerning table values indicate (not the whole block of



>text, specific letter pairs). Real professional graphic designers, not



>those pretending to be one, do it all the time for a variety of



>"specific stylistic reasons." I'll bet you learn that if you take any of



>those jobs you talked about and you'll be so proud of yourself.


Real professional designer know that it's not to good to *** rape

anything, whether it's filter effects or kerning. Just because your

stupid *** CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD be doing it. I

would suspect that most of the times you've done it you didn't even

know WHY you were doing it other than you thought it would look

cool. Further, making the kerning smaller, in most cases, will make

the text harder to read. For the most part kerning alteration is done

when you're having space/alignment issues, like if you need to fit a

lot of text onto one line or you need your text to take up moar white

space. It is NOT normally used for artistic/design purposes and if

that's what you're using it for you're likely an idiot. Basically

you're taking a tool that's used for type setting and trying to use it

as a design tool, which makes you look liak a ****** moron. Granted I

could ~maybe~ see ~some~ stylistic reasons for altering the kerning,

but for the most part...no. Essentially you're just throwing useless

**** at your design.

Here's a fun challenge...why don't you present to us a design that

would directly benefit from kerning alteration and, in your own words,

describe what benefits were achieved from doing it.

Hatter pops himself a beer.

This should be good.


>That's what you do with a program that is specifically designed for



>setting type like InDesign or Quark. They provide that functionality and



>make it readily accessible precisely because it IS something you do



>regularly in a program that is designed for type layout like InDesign.


Type setting isn't a direct part of graphic design, it's a part of

typography you ******* idiot. Granted at a stretch you could say that

a designer can use typography in their designs, but again, unless you

can specifically state HOW and WHY it would be a benefit to the

design...yeah, yer just blowin a goat.


>Did you know that InDesign even provides two distinct ways of altering



>kerning, one based on the kerning table for the font (metric kerning)



>and one that is used for combining unique, unmatched letter pairs not



>from the same font so they wont have a kerning table that would set



>kerning values for letter pairs (optical kerning).


There are actually even moar ways to play with kerning than that.


>But hey, you go on pretending you know what you're talking about. That's



>a good way to rise above minimum wage in those 3 jobs your contemplating



>taking. You tell them all about kerning on your first day and how they



>shouldn't " EVER alter the default kerning setting unless you had some



> VERY specific stylistic reason to do so." They'll be impressed with



>your graphic design knowledge. That's a good idea.


....so basically what you just said is that "real" graphic designers

**** around with kerning settings without actually having any reason

to do so other than they think it's the ~professional~ thing to do.

Yes, yes you really are THAT ****** stupid...and coincidentally it's

one of the reasons you AREN'T working in this field, Freddie boi. And

no, your dead end free lance site doesn't count:

http://www.leafpublishing.com

You best not quit YOUR day job anytime, you poser class dipshit.

**** you're so ****** stupid you can't even match your logo banner

into your site design. Then again maybe you're liak Drew and you just

don't know how to do anything:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/1a0b51e287439927

Is that it, Feddy? Do you just not know anything at all? nods

And yes, anyone looking at your site (or Drew's) can plainly see why

it is you spaz out over my work all the time. To put it bluntly,

you're a jealous little snit who covets my abilities whilst being

horribly butthurt over my general attitude online.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally ***** slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ******* high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of **** itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 
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Fred Doyle

Guest
You keep thinking anything you'd like to Matt. It will all help you get

one of those real professional minimum wage graphic design jobs you were

talking about. I wouldn't read all you wrote on a bet, but you show

those potential employers your post. I'll bet they'll read it and boy

will they be impressed. Keep your contacts with Walmart however. Just

some Xmas advice.

Fred Doyle

 
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Onideus Mad Hatter

Guest
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 21:48:57 -0500, Fred Doyle <fdoyle1@nycap.rr.com>

wrote:


>You keep thinking anything you'd like to Matt. It will all help you get



>one of those real professional minimum wage graphic design jobs you were



>talking about. I wouldn't read all you wrote on a bet, but you show



>those potential employers your post. I'll bet they'll read it and boy



>will they be impressed. Keep your contacts with Walmart however. Just



>some Xmas advice.


Hey Fred, I found one of your designs!

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Bitch_Slaps_-_Spaces.jpg

LOL, yeah, all the "professionals" use negative kerning and negative

spaces, it's ~ SO ~ stylistic, obviously you're just not a

"professional" if you don't think so.

PS - How's your minimum wage graphic design job? Oh, wait, that's

right, you live at home in your mom's basement, I forgot. Well, maybe

someday you'll get a job, Fred...maybe when you finally realize you're

just a poser class fuckup, eat a lil humble pie and then get your ***

down to Mickey Ds...where you'll spend the rest of your life if you

don't stop posing and trying to bullshit people online with your

nonexistent skillz. To put it another way, you best stop running at

the mouth about OTHER people's work and get to fixing your own ****

first, Fred:

http://www.leafpublishing.com

....cause, WOW! That is just all shades of sad right there. Seriously

my MOM could design a better looking website. Of course unlike you

she's not running around trying to convince people that she's a

graphic designer.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally ***** slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ******* high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of **** itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 
F

Fred Doyle

Guest
Geez, you ARE wound up and writing way too much. I said you can believe

whatever you want to. It means nothing to me. Too much Red Bull and

angry last minute shoppers at Walmart? I hope you can wind down and

enjoy the holiday. Merry Christmas.

Fred Doyle

 
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Onideus Mad Hatter

Guest
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:24:40 -0500, Fred Doyle <fdoyle1@nycap.rr.com>

wrote:


>Geez, you ARE wound up and writing way too much. I said you can believe



>whatever you want to. It means nothing to me. Too much Red Bull and



>angry last minute shoppers at Walmart? I hope you can wind down and



>enjoy the holiday. Merry Christmas.


Hey man, don't start **** if you can't take it back in return.

Remember, I ENJOY invective word art and verbal conflagration, so

whilst you may not be having a very fun time here, I am, as is my

readership who equally enjoys my work. Especially when it involves

knocking some pretentious jackass without any skillz liak you down a

few notches. To put it another way...don't start nothin...won't BE

nothin. Don't get all pissy and indignant after the fact just cause

you got your sorry *** handed to you and humiliated, exposed for the

poser that you are. You bring this **** on yourself.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally ***** slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ******* high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of **** itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 
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whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com

Guest
On Dec 24, 1:46?pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-

productions.net> wrote:


> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 05:27:44 -0800 (PST),



>



> whoisthatmasked...@hotmail.com wrote:



> >> I sure will, Drew...just as soon as you get done proving I have no



> >> portfolio. ?^__^



> >And that "portfolio" of yours proves you're a fraud. Keep the Wal-Mart



> >job.



>



> >Later, Chump.



>



> Here's a fun reminder for Drew, so he can see how much he's



> projecting:http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/1a0b51e287439927



>



> : ? ? Things I don't do well, or at all, that I hire professionals to do:



> : ? ? Code



> : ? ? Quality Photography



> : ? ? Copywriting



> : ? ? Video



> : ? ? Cold Fusion



> : ? ? Audio



> : ? ? Site Hosting



> : ? ? Illustration



> : ? ? Set Construction



> : ? ? Offset and Screen Printing



> : ? ? Branding



> : ? ? Market Research



>



> ...in which Drew point blank admits to not having... ANY knowledge or



> understanding AT ALL of graphic design, web design, etc.


Curious logic. Flawed, but curious none the less.

Drew

 
F

Fred Doyle

Guest
whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com wrote:


> On Dec 24, 1:46 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-



> productions.net> wrote:



>> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 05:27:44 -0800 (PST),



>>



>> whoisthatmasked...@hotmail.com wrote:



>>>> I sure will, Drew...just as soon as you get done proving I have no



>>>> portfolio. ^__^



>>> And that "portfolio" of yours proves you're a fraud. Keep the Wal-Mart



>>> job.



>>> Later, Chump.



>> Here's a fun reminder for Drew, so he can see how much he's



>> projecting:http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/1a0b51e287439927



>>



>> : Things I don't do well, or at all, that I hire professionals to do:



>> : Code



>> : Quality Photography



>> : Copywriting



>> : Video



>> : Cold Fusion



>> : Audio



>> : Site Hosting



>> : Illustration



>> : Set Construction



>> : Offset and Screen Printing



>> : Branding



>> : Market Research



>>



>> ...in which Drew point blank admits to not having... ANY knowledge or



>> understanding AT ALL of graphic design, web design, etc.



>



> Curious logic. Flawed, but curious none the less.



>



> Drew


Matt + logic = flawed? Are you surprised?

Matt + graphic design = job Now that would be a surprise.

Fred Doyle

 
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whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com

Guest
On Dec 26, 6:11?pm, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:


> whoisthatmasked...@hotmail.com wrote:



> > On Dec 24, 1:46 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-



> > productions.net> wrote:



> >> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 05:27:44 -0800 (PST),



>



> >> whoisthatmasked...@hotmail.com wrote:



> >>>> I sure will, Drew...just as soon as you get done proving I have no



> >>>> portfolio. ?^__^



> >>> And that "portfolio" of yours proves you're a fraud. Keep the Wal-Mart



> >>> job.



> >>> Later, Chump.



> >> Here's a fun reminder for Drew, so he can see how much he's



> >> projecting:http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/1a0b51e287439927



>



> >> : ? ? Things I don't do well, or at all, that I hire professionals to do:



> >> : ? ? Code



> >> : ? ? Quality Photography



> >> : ? ? Copywriting



> >> : ? ? Video



> >> : ? ? Cold Fusion



> >> : ? ? Audio



> >> : ? ? Site Hosting



> >> : ? ? Illustration



> >> : ? ? Set Construction



> >> : ? ? Offset and Screen Printing



> >> : ? ? Branding



> >> : ? ? Market Research



>



> >> ...in which Drew point blank admits to not having... ANY knowledge or



> >> understanding AT ALL of graphic design, web design, etc.



>



> > Curious logic. Flawed, but curious none the less.



>



> > Drew



>



> Matt + logic = flawed? Are you surprised?



>



> Matt + graphic design = job Now that would be a surprise.



>



> Fred Doyle


Matt + graphic design = fraud No surprise.

Drew

 
O

Onideus Mad Hatter

Guest
On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:12:35 -0800 (PST),

whoisthatmaskedman@hotmail.com wrote:


>On Dec 26, 6:11?pm, Fred Doyle <fdoy...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:



>> whoisthatmasked...@hotmail.com wrote:



>> > On Dec 24, 1:46 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-



>> > productions.net> wrote:



>> >> On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 05:27:44 -0800 (PST),



>>



>> >> whoisthatmasked...@hotmail.com wrote:



>> >>>> I sure will, Drew...just as soon as you get done proving I have no



>> >>>> portfolio. ?^__^



>> >>> And that "portfolio" of yours proves you're a fraud. Keep the Wal-Mart



>> >>> job.



>> >>> Later, Chump.



>> >> Here's a fun reminder for Drew, so he can see how much he's



>> >> projecting:http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/1a0b51e287439927



>>



>> >> : ? ? Things I don't do well, or at all, that I hire professionals to do:



>> >> : ? ? Code



>> >> : ? ? Quality Photography



>> >> : ? ? Copywriting



>> >> : ? ? Video



>> >> : ? ? Cold Fusion



>> >> : ? ? Audio



>> >> : ? ? Site Hosting



>> >> : ? ? Illustration



>> >> : ? ? Set Construction



>> >> : ? ? Offset and Screen Printing



>> >> : ? ? Branding



>> >> : ? ? Market Research



>>



>> >> ...in which Drew point blank admits to not having... ANY knowledge or



>> >> understanding AT ALL of graphic design, web design, etc.



>>



>> > Curious logic. Flawed, but curious none the less.



>>



>> > Drew



>>



>> Matt + logic = flawed? Are you surprised?



>>



>> Matt + graphic design = job Now that would be a surprise.



>>



>> Fred Doyle



>



>Matt + graphic design = fraud No surprise.


Drew + Matt = Drew BAAAAWING like an angry toddler in a therapy

session.

It's okay though, you and Freddie boi can pity slurp each other for

brownie points. In the mean time though both your sites look liak

******* **** compared to my work:

http://pattersondesign.com/

http://www.leafpublishing.com/

You two retards can't even hold a candle to me:

http://www.backwater-productions.net/

snicker

It's too bad you can't stop frothing on about how much you covet my

work, because then maybe you could actually improve your horrible,

ripped off ****. Tell us again Drew about everything you CAN'T do.

LOL, boy that's just never gonna stop being funny. ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally ***** slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ******* high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of **** itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 
F

Fred Doyle

Guest
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:


>



> You two retards can't even hold a candle to me:



>
http://www.backwater-productions.net/


>



> snicker



>


How is your personal, amateur site doing in terms of getting you a

professional graphic design job?

Think hard about what that might mean.

Fred Doyle

 
O

Onideus Mad Hatter

Guest
On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 21:59:36 -0500, Fred Doyle <fdoyle1@nycap.rr.com>

wrote:


>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:



>



>>



>> You two retards can't even hold a candle to me:



>>
http://www.backwater-productions.net/


>>



>> snicker



>>



>



>How is your personal, amateur site doing in terms of getting you a



>professional graphic design job?



>



>Think hard about what that might mean.


Ask that question of your site craptastic site, Freddie:

http://www.leafpublishing.com/

No offense, but most companies would show you the door if THAT was

all the better you had to show of yourself. Again though, you kids

couldn't make it any moar obvious that you're simply attempting to

project your own personal failings onto me (a fact that has been

recognized by others and pointed out behind your back, snecking ADG

from the froup line to keep you from BAAAWing over it).

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally ***** slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ******* high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of **** itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 
F

Fred Doyle

Guest
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:


> On Sat, 27 Dec 2008 21:59:36 -0500, Fred Doyle <fdoyle1@nycap.rr.com>



> wrote:



>



>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:



>>



>>> You two retards can't even hold a candle to me:



>>>
http://www.backwater-productions.net/


>>>



>>> snicker



>>>



>> How is your personal, amateur site doing in terms of getting you a



>> professional graphic design job?



>>



>> Think hard about what that might mean.



>



> Ask that question of your site craptastic site, Freddie:



>
http://www.leafpublishing.com/


>



> No offense,


None taken.


> but most companies would show you the door if THAT was



> all the better you had to show of yourself.


Aha, A clue. I'm not using that to find or keep jobs. I've got a

full-time job and all the freelance I wish through reputation.


> Again though, you kids



> couldn't make it any moar obvious that you're simply attempting to



> project your own personal failings onto me


thanks for the amateur psychology. I'll give that all the respect and

consideration I give your graphic design pronouncments.

(a fact that has been


> recognized by others and pointed out behind your back, snecking ADG



> from the froup line to keep you from BAAAWing over it).



>


Oh no! Am I supposed to give credence to opinions "by others.. pointed

out behind my back" on Usenet? C'mon Matt. You know better.

Fred Doyle

 
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