Beer: My Observations. Love, Wavy G

[Wavy G]

If you've never been to an Irish "pub" and had the "Stella Artois" on
draught, and then later tried the bottled Stella Artois, I can only warn
you that after tasting the draught first, it's like drinking carbonated
water (with a skunky aftertaste reminiscent of the aroma of an empty
"White Castle" hamburger box with cold onions stuck to the bottom). I
don't know how there could be such a difference in flavour, but this
definitely confirms my theory that draught beer always beats bottled
beer, hands down.

Beer bitches try to argue with me on the subject, stating that "draught
beer is crap beer" (oh, tee hee, how droll), but if you were me
(believe me, it's no easy job, so back the **** off), you would know
where I'm coming from. So go on and drink your bottled "Bud Light" and
titter about the "headache" I'm supposed to have in the morning (draught
beer supposedly causes headaches to inexperienced drinkers). Don't
worry about me; I'll wake up tomorrow, clear-headed and refreshed, and
laughing about the sour, sterilized "beer" you consumed last night at
2.75 a pop, which you could have purchased at any grocery store.

My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of bottled
Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real Irish pub, not
just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass on tap with a spoon
hanging off the spout) and try the Stella draught. I don't know, but
you might just experience a "beergasm" (LOL? that's a term I just
invented which is a "portmanteau" of two unrelated terms "beer" and
"orgasm"). Oh, and try the "boxty" or the "bangers and champ" while
you're there.

This is Wavy G, your food and drink consultant, signing off.


--
"Wavy G, you are a crappy person."
--My friend "Bobo Bonobo" sums up my
personality in won (1) concise sentence.

 

[Joel]

Wavy G <Wavy G> wrote:
>My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
>opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of bottled
>Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real Irish pub, not
>just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass on tap with a spoon
>hanging off the spout) and try the Stella draught.

Oh, aye, because a real Irish pub naturally sells Stella
Artois, that bastion of Irish brewing. In fact, isn't "Stella
Artois" Gaelic for "the best, most authentic Irish ale ever?"
--

Joel Plutchak "Beer doesn't stain, if it's a light pilsner."
$LASTNAME at VERYWARMmail.com - Sheldon Miller

 

[Tim Weaver]

Wavy G wrote:

> If you've never been to an Irish "pub" and had the "Stella Artois" on
> draught, and then later tried the bottled Stella Artois, I can only warn
> you that after tasting the draught first, it's like drinking carbonated
> water (with a skunky aftertaste reminiscent of the aroma of an empty
> "White Castle" hamburger box with cold onions stuck to the bottom). I
> don't know how there could be such a difference in flavour, but this
> definitely confirms my theory that draught beer always beats bottled
> beer, hands down.
>
> Beer bitches try to argue with me on the subject, stating that "draught
> beer is crap beer" (oh, tee hee, how droll), but if you were me
> (believe me, it's no easy job, so back the **** off), you would know
> where I'm coming from. So go on and drink your bottled "Bud Light" and
> titter about the "headache" I'm supposed to have in the morning (draught
> beer supposedly causes headaches to inexperienced drinkers). Don't
> worry about me; I'll wake up tomorrow, clear-headed and refreshed, and
> laughing about the sour, sterilized "beer" you consumed last night at
> 2.75 a pop, which you could have purchased at any grocery store.
>
> My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
> opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of bottled
> Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real Irish pub, not
> just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass on tap with a spoon
> hanging off the spout) and try the Stella draught. I don't know, but
> you might just experience a "beergasm" (LOL? that's a term I just
> invented which is a "portmanteau" of two unrelated terms "beer" and
> "orgasm"). Oh, and try the "boxty" or the "bangers and champ" while
> you're there.
>
> This is Wavy G, your food and drink consultant, signing off.

1) Draft beer sucks.
2) You are not an Irish pub expert.
3) You obviously had a major headache as you composed that.
4) I don't see you as a beer epicurean.
5) "Beergasms" do not exist.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

[Wavy G]

Dear, "Joel": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:

>Wavy G <Wavy G> wrote:
>>My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
>>opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of bottled
>>Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real Irish pub, not
>>just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass on tap with a spoon
>>hanging off the spout) and try the Stella draught.
>
> Oh, aye, because a real Irish pub naturally sells Stella
>Artois, that bastion of Irish brewing. In fact, isn't "Stella
>Artois" Gaelic for "the best, most authentic Irish ale ever?"


All right, smart guy. I've never been to "Ireland," so I'm limited to
the American examples of "Irish" culture, such as "Irish" themed pubs
and "Stella Artois" beer. Alls I know is, you can't get "Stella Artois"
on draught at a regular bar, so yeah, outside of driving to Ireland, you
have to go to IRISH PUBS to get it. So UP YOURS, buddy!

--
"Wavy G, you are a crappy person."
--My friend "Bobo Bonobo" sums up my
personality in won (1) concise sentence.

 

[Wavy G]

Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>Wavy G wrote:
>
>> If you've never been to an Irish "pub" and had the "Stella Artois" on
>> draught, and then later tried the bottled Stella Artois, I can only warn
>> you that after tasting the draught first, it's like drinking carbonated
>> water (with a skunky aftertaste reminiscent of the aroma of an empty
>> "White Castle" hamburger box with cold onions stuck to the bottom). I
>> don't know how there could be such a difference in flavour, but this
>> definitely confirms my theory that draught beer always beats bottled
>> beer, hands down.
>>
>> Beer bitches try to argue with me on the subject, stating that "draught
>> beer is crap beer" (oh, tee hee, how droll), but if you were me
>> (believe me, it's no easy job, so back the **** off), you would know
>> where I'm coming from. So go on and drink your bottled "Bud Light" and
>> titter about the "headache" I'm supposed to have in the morning (draught
>> beer supposedly causes headaches to inexperienced drinkers). Don't
>> worry about me; I'll wake up tomorrow, clear-headed and refreshed, and
>> laughing about the sour, sterilized "beer" you consumed last night at
>> 2.75 a pop, which you could have purchased at any grocery store.
>>
>> My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
>> opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of bottled
>> Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real Irish pub, not
>> just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass on tap with a spoon
>> hanging off the spout) and try the Stella draught. I don't know, but
>> you might just experience a "beergasm" (LOL? that's a term I just
>> invented which is a "portmanteau" of two unrelated terms "beer" and
>> "orgasm"). Oh, and try the "boxty" or the "bangers and champ" while
>> you're there.
>>
>> This is Wavy G, your food and drink consultant, signing off.
>
>1) Draft beer sucks.
>2) You are not an Irish pub expert.
>3) You obviously had a major headache as you composed that.
>4) I don't see you as a beer epicurean.
>5) "Beergasms" do not exist.

Now I know why Hillstrom plonked you.

--
"Wavy G, you are a crappy person."
--My friend "Bobo Bonobo" sums up my
personality in won (1) concise sentence.

 

[mimus]

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 04:37:17 -0400, Wavy G wrote:

> If you've never been to an Irish "pub" and had the "Stella Artois" on
> draught, and then later tried the bottled Stella Artois, I can only warn
> you that after tasting the draught first, it's like drinking carbonated
> water (with a skunky aftertaste reminiscent of the aroma of an empty
> "White Castle" hamburger box with cold onions stuck to the bottom). I
> don't know how there could be such a difference in flavour, but this
> definitely confirms my theory that draught beer always beats bottled
> beer, hands down.
>
> Beer bitches try to argue with me on the subject, stating that "draught
> beer is crap beer" (oh, tee hee, how droll), but if you were me
> (believe me, it's no easy job, so back the **** off), you would know
> where I'm coming from. So go on and drink your bottled "Bud Light" and
> titter about the "headache" I'm supposed to have in the morning (draught
> beer supposedly causes headaches to inexperienced drinkers). Don't
> worry about me; I'll wake up tomorrow, clear-headed and refreshed, and
> laughing about the sour, sterilized "beer" you consumed last night at
> 2.75 a pop, which you could have purchased at any grocery store.
>
> My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
> opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of bottled
> Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real Irish pub, not
> just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass on tap with a spoon
> hanging off the spout) and try the Stella draught. I don't know, but
> you might just experience a "beergasm" (LOL? that's a term I just
> invented which is a "portmanteau" of two unrelated terms "beer" and
> "orgasm"). Oh, and try the "boxty" or the "bangers and champ" while
> you're there.
>
> This is Wavy G, your food and drink consultant, signing off.

Most lethal things I've ever run into on tap were (1) Stroh's Dark and
(2) Little Kings "cream ale" . . . .

Yummy but dangerous.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

All the scars and wrinkles on my face from doing stupid things
have given me an appearance of great wisdom.

< Red Green

 

[Aratzio]

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:26:57 -0400, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
got double secret probation for writing:

>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 04:37:17 -0400, Wavy G wrote:
>
>> If you've never been to an Irish "pub" and had the "Stella Artois" on
>> draught, and then later tried the bottled Stella Artois, I can only warn
>> you that after tasting the draught first, it's like drinking carbonated
>> water (with a skunky aftertaste reminiscent of the aroma of an empty
>> "White Castle" hamburger box with cold onions stuck to the bottom). I
>> don't know how there could be such a difference in flavour, but this
>> definitely confirms my theory that draught beer always beats bottled
>> beer, hands down.
>>
>> Beer bitches try to argue with me on the subject, stating that "draught
>> beer is crap beer" (oh, tee hee, how droll), but if you were me
>> (believe me, it's no easy job, so back the **** off), you would know
>> where I'm coming from. So go on and drink your bottled "Bud Light" and
>> titter about the "headache" I'm supposed to have in the morning (draught
>> beer supposedly causes headaches to inexperienced drinkers). Don't
>> worry about me; I'll wake up tomorrow, clear-headed and refreshed, and
>> laughing about the sour, sterilized "beer" you consumed last night at
>> 2.75 a pop, which you could have purchased at any grocery store.
>>
>> My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
>> opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of bottled
>> Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real Irish pub, not
>> just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass on tap with a spoon
>> hanging off the spout) and try the Stella draught. I don't know, but
>> you might just experience a "beergasm" (LOL? that's a term I just
>> invented which is a "portmanteau" of two unrelated terms "beer" and
>> "orgasm"). Oh, and try the "boxty" or the "bangers and champ" while
>> you're there.
>>
>> This is Wavy G, your food and drink consultant, signing off.
>
>Most lethal things I've ever run into on tap were (1) Stroh's Dark and
>(2) Little Kings "cream ale" . . . .
>
>Yummy but dangerous.

Strohs spelt backwards is Shorts
Which is what they filtered it through.

 

[mimus]

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:04:41 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:26:57 -0400, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 04:37:17 -0400, Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>> If you've never been to an Irish "pub" and had the "Stella Artois" on
>>> draught, and then later tried the bottled Stella Artois, I can only warn
>>> you that after tasting the draught first, it's like drinking carbonated
>>> water (with a skunky aftertaste reminiscent of the aroma of an empty
>>> "White Castle" hamburger box with cold onions stuck to the bottom). I
>>> don't know how there could be such a difference in flavour, but this
>>> definitely confirms my theory that draught beer always beats bottled
>>> beer, hands down.
>>>
>>> Beer bitches try to argue with me on the subject, stating that "draught
>>> beer is crap beer" (oh, tee hee, how droll), but if you were me
>>> (believe me, it's no easy job, so back the **** off), you would know
>>> where I'm coming from. So go on and drink your bottled "Bud Light" and
>>> titter about the "headache" I'm supposed to have in the morning (draught
>>> beer supposedly causes headaches to inexperienced drinkers). Don't
>>> worry about me; I'll wake up tomorrow, clear-headed and refreshed, and
>>> laughing about the sour, sterilized "beer" you consumed last night at
>>> 2.75 a pop, which you could have purchased at any grocery store.
>>>
>>> My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
>>> opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of bottled
>>> Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real Irish pub, not
>>> just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass on tap with a spoon
>>> hanging off the spout) and try the Stella draught. I don't know, but
>>> you might just experience a "beergasm" (LOL? that's a term I just
>>> invented which is a "portmanteau" of two unrelated terms "beer" and
>>> "orgasm"). Oh, and try the "boxty" or the "bangers and champ" while
>>> you're there.
>>>
>>> This is Wavy G, your food and drink consultant, signing off.
>>
>> Most lethal things I've ever run into on tap were (1) Stroh's Dark and
>> (2) Little Kings "cream ale" . . . .
>>
>> Yummy but dangerous.
>
> Strohs spelt backwards is Shorts
> Which is what they filtered it through.

Beats Miller, which is what you pee after you drink real beer.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Nobody murders my drinking buddies but me.

< Laumer

 

[Aratzio]

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 15:20:23 -0400, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
got double secret probation for writing:

>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:04:41 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:26:57 -0400, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 04:37:17 -0400, Wavy G wrote:
>>>
>>>> If you've never been to an Irish "pub" and had the "Stella Artois" on
>>>> draught, and then later tried the bottled Stella Artois, I can only warn
>>>> you that after tasting the draught first, it's like drinking carbonated
>>>> water (with a skunky aftertaste reminiscent of the aroma of an empty
>>>> "White Castle" hamburger box with cold onions stuck to the bottom). I
>>>> don't know how there could be such a difference in flavour, but this
>>>> definitely confirms my theory that draught beer always beats bottled
>>>> beer, hands down.
>>>>
>>>> Beer bitches try to argue with me on the subject, stating that "draught
>>>> beer is crap beer" (oh, tee hee, how droll), but if you were me
>>>> (believe me, it's no easy job, so back the **** off), you would know
>>>> where I'm coming from. So go on and drink your bottled "Bud Light" and
>>>> titter about the "headache" I'm supposed to have in the morning (draught
>>>> beer supposedly causes headaches to inexperienced drinkers). Don't
>>>> worry about me; I'll wake up tomorrow, clear-headed and refreshed, and
>>>> laughing about the sour, sterilized "beer" you consumed last night at
>>>> 2.75 a pop, which you could have purchased at any grocery store.
>>>>
>>>> My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
>>>> opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of bottled
>>>> Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real Irish pub, not
>>>> just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass on tap with a spoon
>>>> hanging off the spout) and try the Stella draught. I don't know, but
>>>> you might just experience a "beergasm" (LOL? that's a term I just
>>>> invented which is a "portmanteau" of two unrelated terms "beer" and
>>>> "orgasm"). Oh, and try the "boxty" or the "bangers and champ" while
>>>> you're there.
>>>>
>>>> This is Wavy G, your food and drink consultant, signing off.
>>>
>>> Most lethal things I've ever run into on tap were (1) Stroh's Dark and
>>> (2) Little Kings "cream ale" . . . .
>>>
>>> Yummy but dangerous.
>>
>> Strohs spelt backwards is Shorts
>> Which is what they filtered it through.
>
>Beats Miller, which is what you pee after you drink real beer.

We won't go into Schitz, err, Schlitz

 

[Tim Weaver]

Wavy G wrote:

> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>> If you've never been to an Irish "pub" and had the "Stella Artois" on
>>> draught, and then later tried the bottled Stella Artois, I can only warn
>>> you that after tasting the draught first, it's like drinking carbonated
>>> water (with a skunky aftertaste reminiscent of the aroma of an empty
>>> "White Castle" hamburger box with cold onions stuck to the bottom). I
>>> don't know how there could be such a difference in flavour, but this
>>> definitely confirms my theory that draught beer always beats bottled
>>> beer, hands down.
>>>
>>> Beer bitches try to argue with me on the subject, stating that "draught
>>> beer is crap beer" (oh, tee hee, how droll), but if you were me
>>> (believe me, it's no easy job, so back the **** off), you would know
>>> where I'm coming from. So go on and drink your bottled "Bud Light" and
>>> titter about the "headache" I'm supposed to have in the morning (draught
>>> beer supposedly causes headaches to inexperienced drinkers). Don't
>>> worry about me; I'll wake up tomorrow, clear-headed and refreshed, and
>>> laughing about the sour, sterilized "beer" you consumed last night at
>>> 2.75 a pop, which you could have purchased at any grocery store.
>>>
>>> My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
>>> opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of bottled
>>> Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real Irish pub, not
>>> just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass on tap with a spoon
>>> hanging off the spout) and try the Stella draught. I don't know, but
>>> you might just experience a "beergasm" (LOL? that's a term I just
>>> invented which is a "portmanteau" of two unrelated terms "beer" and
>>> "orgasm"). Oh, and try the "boxty" or the "bangers and champ" while
>>> you're there.
>>>
>>> This is Wavy G, your food and drink consultant, signing off.
>>
>>1) Draft beer sucks.
>>2) You are not an Irish pub expert.
>>3) You obviously had a major headache as you composed that.
>>4) I don't see you as a beer epicurean.
>>5) "Beergasms" do not exist.
>
> Now I know why Hillstrom plonked you.

That's it? No wittily crafted, verbosely expounded upon retort? That's not
your style, Gravy Wee. Only one reason: I am correct.

I win! AGAIN!!!
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

[Dean T]

"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1183b49ggriopdk37nil0llc1gfoljn5h8@4ax.com...
> Dear, "Joel": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>
>>Wavy G <Wavy G> wrote:
>>>My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
>>>opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of bottled
>>>Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real Irish pub, not
>>>just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass on tap with a spoon
>>>hanging off the spout) and try the Stella draught.
>>
>> Oh, aye, because a real Irish pub naturally sells Stella
>>Artois, that bastion of Irish brewing. In fact, isn't "Stella
>>Artois" Gaelic for "the best, most authentic Irish ale ever?"
>
>
> All right, smart guy. I've never been to "Ireland," so I'm limited to
> the American examples of "Irish" culture, such as "Irish" themed pubs
> and "Stella Artois" beer. Alls I know is, you can't get "Stella Artois"
> on draught at a regular bar, so yeah, outside of driving to Ireland, you
> have to go to IRISH PUBS to get it. So UP YOURS, buddy!


You are talking from your arse...Stella Artois isn't even from Ireland, you
moron!

The simpleton know-alls on Usenbet abound.....

 

[Wavy G]

Dear, "Dean T": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:

>
>"Wavy G" <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:1183b49ggriopdk37nil0llc1gfoljn5h8@4ax.com...
>> Dear, "Joel": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>
>>>Wavy G <Wavy G> wrote:
>>>>My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
>>>>opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of bottled
>>>>Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real Irish pub, not
>>>>just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass on tap with a spoon
>>>>hanging off the spout) and try the Stella draught.
>>>
>>> Oh, aye, because a real Irish pub naturally sells Stella
>>>Artois, that bastion of Irish brewing. In fact, isn't "Stella
>>>Artois" Gaelic for "the best, most authentic Irish ale ever?"
>>
>>
>> All right, smart guy. I've never been to "Ireland," so I'm limited to
>> the American examples of "Irish" culture, such as "Irish" themed pubs
>> and "Stella Artois" beer. Alls I know is, you can't get "Stella Artois"
>> on draught at a regular bar, so yeah, outside of driving to Ireland, you
>> have to go to IRISH PUBS to get it. So UP YOURS, buddy!
>
>
>You are talking from your arse...Stella Artois isn't even from Ireland, you
>moron!
>
>The simpleton know-alls on Usenbet abound.....

Oh? Then why do they sell it at Irish pubs, hmm? I'd like to think I'm
a bit of an expert on the subject. You may want to think twice before
you get into a debate with me. I'm pretty quick on the draw, so you
better be prepared to be "put in your place."

Love,
Wavy G

--
"Wavy G, you are a crappy person."
--My friend "Bobo Bonobo" sums up my
personality in won (1) concise sentence.

 

[Wavy G]

Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:

>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 15:20:23 -0400, in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:04:41 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:26:57 -0400, in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 04:37:17 -0400, Wavy G wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> If you've never been to an Irish "pub" and had the "Stella Artois" on
>>>>> draught, and then later tried the bottled Stella Artois, I can only warn
>>>>> you that after tasting the draught first, it's like drinking carbonated
>>>>> water (with a skunky aftertaste reminiscent of the aroma of an empty
>>>>> "White Castle" hamburger box with cold onions stuck to the bottom). I
>>>>> don't know how there could be such a difference in flavour, but this
>>>>> definitely confirms my theory that draught beer always beats bottled
>>>>> beer, hands down.
>>>>>
>>>>> Beer bitches try to argue with me on the subject, stating that "draught
>>>>> beer is crap beer" (oh, tee hee, how droll), but if you were me
>>>>> (believe me, it's no easy job, so back the **** off), you would know
>>>>> where I'm coming from. So go on and drink your bottled "Bud Light" and
>>>>> titter about the "headache" I'm supposed to have in the morning (draught
>>>>> beer supposedly causes headaches to inexperienced drinkers). Don't
>>>>> worry about me; I'll wake up tomorrow, clear-headed and refreshed, and
>>>>> laughing about the sour, sterilized "beer" you consumed last night at
>>>>> 2.75 a pop, which you could have purchased at any grocery store.
>>>>>
>>>>> My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
>>>>> opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of bottled
>>>>> Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real Irish pub, not
>>>>> just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass on tap with a spoon
>>>>> hanging off the spout) and try the Stella draught. I don't know, but
>>>>> you might just experience a "beergasm" (LOL? that's a term I just
>>>>> invented which is a "portmanteau" of two unrelated terms "beer" and
>>>>> "orgasm"). Oh, and try the "boxty" or the "bangers and champ" while
>>>>> you're there.
>>>>>
>>>>> This is Wavy G, your food and drink consultant, signing off.
>>>>
>>>> Most lethal things I've ever run into on tap were (1) Stroh's Dark and
>>>> (2) Little Kings "cream ale" . . . .
>>>>
>>>> Yummy but dangerous.
>>>
>>> Strohs spelt backwards is Shorts
>>> Which is what they filtered it through.
>>
>>Beats Miller, which is what you pee after you drink real beer.
>
>We won't go into Schitz, err, Schlitz

If you've ever been on a "budget" you'd eat those words, Aratzio. I
lived on Schlitz for a whole summer, wonce. Then I moved onto
Lowenbrau, which, if you could imagine, was even cheaper. THEN, all of
a sudden, Lowenbrau went up to, like, 8 BUCKS a six-pack. Wha??? How
the hell did Lowenbrau become popular overnight?


--
"Wavy G, you are a crappy person."
--My friend "Bobo Bonobo" sums up my
personality in won (1) concise sentence.

 

[Wavy G]

Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>Wavy G wrote:
>
>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>
>>>> If you've never been to an Irish "pub" and had the "Stella Artois" on
>>>> draught, and then later tried the bottled Stella Artois, I can only warn
>>>> you that after tasting the draught first, it's like drinking carbonated
>>>> water (with a skunky aftertaste reminiscent of the aroma of an empty
>>>> "White Castle" hamburger box with cold onions stuck to the bottom). I
>>>> don't know how there could be such a difference in flavour, but this
>>>> definitely confirms my theory that draught beer always beats bottled
>>>> beer, hands down.
>>>>
>>>> Beer bitches try to argue with me on the subject, stating that "draught
>>>> beer is crap beer" (oh, tee hee, how droll), but if you were me
>>>> (believe me, it's no easy job, so back the **** off), you would know
>>>> where I'm coming from. So go on and drink your bottled "Bud Light" and
>>>> titter about the "headache" I'm supposed to have in the morning (draught
>>>> beer supposedly causes headaches to inexperienced drinkers). Don't
>>>> worry about me; I'll wake up tomorrow, clear-headed and refreshed, and
>>>> laughing about the sour, sterilized "beer" you consumed last night at
>>>> 2.75 a pop, which you could have purchased at any grocery store.
>>>>
>>>> My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
>>>> opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of bottled
>>>> Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real Irish pub, not
>>>> just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass on tap with a spoon
>>>> hanging off the spout) and try the Stella draught. I don't know, but
>>>> you might just experience a "beergasm" (LOL? that's a term I just
>>>> invented which is a "portmanteau" of two unrelated terms "beer" and
>>>> "orgasm"). Oh, and try the "boxty" or the "bangers and champ" while
>>>> you're there.
>>>>
>>>> This is Wavy G, your food and drink consultant, signing off.
>>>
>>>1) Draft beer sucks.
>>>2) You are not an Irish pub expert.
>>>3) You obviously had a major headache as you composed that.
>>>4) I don't see you as a beer epicurean.
>>>5) "Beergasms" do not exist.
>>
>> Now I know why Hillstrom plonked you.
>
>That's it? No wittily crafted, verbosely expounded upon retort? That's not
>your style, Gravy Wee. Only one reason: I am correct.
>
>I win! AGAIN!!!

DAMNIT!!! Okay, fine. You win. You're getting your clever retort out
of me, like it or not!

1) Does NOT.

2) I've been to quite a few Irish pubs in the Cincinnati/Dayton area.
Expert I am indeed!

3) I was drunk when I composed it, so I couldn't have had a headache!
HA-CHHA-CHHA-CCHHHAAHHHH!!!! (and no, I didn't wake up with won either
so, HA, I told you.)

4) I don't know what "epicureans" are, so I don't know if I am won of
those things or not. But when it comes to beer, I'm going to have to
say, yes. I am won of those. On guard!

5) I never said "beergasms" exist. I merely postulated that if somewon
were to try them in reverse of the way I did, they may have won
(sadly, I will never know). But, I'm still right. Oh man, that feels
good (not the "beergasm"; I meant beating you at this debate).

Wow, that was easy. What else you jerks got? Bring it on. BRING IT
ON.

Love,
Wavy G

--
"Wavy G, you are a crappy person."
--My friend "Bobo Bonobo" sums up my
personality in won (1) concise sentence.

 

[Tim Weaver]

Wavy G wrote:

> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>> NO:
>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> If you've never been to an Irish "pub" and had the "Stella Artois"
>>>>> on draught, and then later tried the bottled Stella Artois, I can
>>>>> only warn you that after tasting the draught first, it's like
>>>>> drinking carbonated water (with a skunky aftertaste reminiscent of
>>>>> the aroma of an empty "White Castle" hamburger box with cold onions
>>>>> stuck to the bottom). I don't know how there could be such a
>>>>> difference in flavour, but this definitely confirms my theory that
>>>>> draught beer always beats bottled beer, hands down.
>>>>>
>>>>> Beer bitches try to argue with me on the subject, stating that
>>>>> "draught beer is crap beer" (oh, tee hee, how droll), but if you
>>>>> were me (believe me, it's no easy job, so back the **** off), you
>>>>> would know where I'm coming from. So go on and drink your bottled
>>>>> "Bud Light" and titter about the "headache" I'm supposed to have in
>>>>> the morning (draught beer supposedly causes headaches to
>>>>> inexperienced drinkers). Don't worry about me; I'll wake up
>>>>> tomorrow, clear-headed and refreshed, and laughing about the sour,
>>>>> sterilized "beer" you consumed last night at 2.75 a pop, which you
>>>>> could have purchased at any grocery store.
>>>>>
>>>>> My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
>>>>> opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of
>>>>> bottled Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real
>>>>> Irish pub, not just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass
>>>>> on tap with a spoon hanging off the spout) and try the Stella
>>>>> draught. I don't know, but you might just experience a "beergasm"
>>>>> (LOL? that's a term I just invented which is a "portmanteau" of two
>>>>> unrelated terms "beer" and "orgasm"). Oh, and try the "boxty" or
>>>>> the "bangers and champ" while you're there.
>>>>>
>>>>> This is Wavy G, your food and drink consultant, signing off.
>>>>
>>>>1) Draft beer sucks.
>>>>2) You are not an Irish pub expert.
>>>>3) You obviously had a major headache as you composed that.
>>>>4) I don't see you as a beer epicurean.
>>>>5) "Beergasms" do not exist.
>>>
>>> Now I know why Hillstrom plonked you.
>>
>>That's it? No wittily crafted, verbosely expounded upon retort? That's
>>not your style, Gravy Wee. Only one reason: I am correct.
>>
>>I win! AGAIN!!!
>
> DAMNIT!!! Okay, fine. You win. You're getting your clever retort out
> of me, like it or not!
>
> 1) Does NOT.
>
> 2) I've been to quite a few Irish pubs in the Cincinnati/Dayton area.
> Expert I am indeed!
>
> 3) I was drunk when I composed it, so I couldn't have had a headache!
> HA-CHHA-CHHA-CCHHHAAHHHH!!!! (and no, I didn't wake up with won either
> so, HA, I told you.)
>
> 4) I don't know what "epicureans" are, so I don't know if I am won of
> those things or not. But when it comes to beer, I'm going to have to
> say, yes. I am won of those. On guard!
>
> 5) I never said "beergasms" exist. I merely postulated that if somewon
> were to try them in reverse of the way I did, they may have won
> (sadly, I will never know). But, I'm still right. Oh man, that feels
> good (not the "beergasm"; I meant beating you at this debate).
>
> Wow, that was easy. What else you jerks got? Bring it on. BRING IT
> ON.

That was too easy.

I win! AGAIN!!!
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

[Wavy G]

Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>Wavy G wrote:
>
>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>
>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>> NO:
>>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> If you've never been to an Irish "pub" and had the "Stella Artois"
>>>>>> on draught, and then later tried the bottled Stella Artois, I can
>>>>>> only warn you that after tasting the draught first, it's like
>>>>>> drinking carbonated water (with a skunky aftertaste reminiscent of
>>>>>> the aroma of an empty "White Castle" hamburger box with cold onions
>>>>>> stuck to the bottom). I don't know how there could be such a
>>>>>> difference in flavour, but this definitely confirms my theory that
>>>>>> draught beer always beats bottled beer, hands down.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Beer bitches try to argue with me on the subject, stating that
>>>>>> "draught beer is crap beer" (oh, tee hee, how droll), but if you
>>>>>> were me (believe me, it's no easy job, so back the **** off), you
>>>>>> would know where I'm coming from. So go on and drink your bottled
>>>>>> "Bud Light" and titter about the "headache" I'm supposed to have in
>>>>>> the morning (draught beer supposedly causes headaches to
>>>>>> inexperienced drinkers). Don't worry about me; I'll wake up
>>>>>> tomorrow, clear-headed and refreshed, and laughing about the sour,
>>>>>> sterilized "beer" you consumed last night at 2.75 a pop, which you
>>>>>> could have purchased at any grocery store.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
>>>>>> opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of
>>>>>> bottled Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real
>>>>>> Irish pub, not just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass
>>>>>> on tap with a spoon hanging off the spout) and try the Stella
>>>>>> draught. I don't know, but you might just experience a "beergasm"
>>>>>> (LOL? that's a term I just invented which is a "portmanteau" of two
>>>>>> unrelated terms "beer" and "orgasm"). Oh, and try the "boxty" or
>>>>>> the "bangers and champ" while you're there.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This is Wavy G, your food and drink consultant, signing off.
>>>>>
>>>>>1) Draft beer sucks.
>>>>>2) You are not an Irish pub expert.
>>>>>3) You obviously had a major headache as you composed that.
>>>>>4) I don't see you as a beer epicurean.
>>>>>5) "Beergasms" do not exist.
>>>>
>>>> Now I know why Hillstrom plonked you.
>>>
>>>That's it? No wittily crafted, verbosely expounded upon retort? That's
>>>not your style, Gravy Wee. Only one reason: I am correct.
>>>
>>>I win! AGAIN!!!
>>
>> DAMNIT!!! Okay, fine. You win. You're getting your clever retort out
>> of me, like it or not!
>>
>> 1) Does NOT.
>>
>> 2) I've been to quite a few Irish pubs in the Cincinnati/Dayton area.
>> Expert I am indeed!
>>
>> 3) I was drunk when I composed it, so I couldn't have had a headache!
>> HA-CHHA-CHHA-CCHHHAAHHHH!!!! (and no, I didn't wake up with won either
>> so, HA, I told you.)
>>
>> 4) I don't know what "epicureans" are, so I don't know if I am won of
>> those things or not. But when it comes to beer, I'm going to have to
>> say, yes. I am won of those. On guard!
>>
>> 5) I never said "beergasms" exist. I merely postulated that if somewon
>> were to try them in reverse of the way I did, they may have won
>> (sadly, I will never know). But, I'm still right. Oh man, that feels
>> good (not the "beergasm"; I meant beating you at this debate).
>>
>> Wow, that was easy. What else you jerks got? Bring it on. BRING IT
>> ON.
>
>That was too easy.
>
>I win! AGAIN!!!

What? You made me type out all that ****, and you didn't even have the
common courtesy to give ME a decent reply to play off of? That's it.
Into the killfile you go.


--
"Wavy G, you are a crappy person."
--My friend "Bobo Bonobo" sums up my
personality in won (1) concise sentence.

 

[Tim Weaver]

Wavy G wrote:

> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
>>>>> NO:
>>>>>>Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If you've never been to an Irish "pub" and had the "Stella Artois"
>>>>>>> on draught, and then later tried the bottled Stella Artois, I can
>>>>>>> only warn you that after tasting the draught first, it's like
>>>>>>> drinking carbonated water (with a skunky aftertaste reminiscent of
>>>>>>> the aroma of an empty "White Castle" hamburger box with cold onions
>>>>>>> stuck to the bottom). I don't know how there could be such a
>>>>>>> difference in flavour, but this definitely confirms my theory that
>>>>>>> draught beer always beats bottled beer, hands down.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Beer bitches try to argue with me on the subject, stating that
>>>>>>> "draught beer is crap beer" (oh, tee hee, how droll), but if you
>>>>>>> were me (believe me, it's no easy job, so back the **** off), you
>>>>>>> would know where I'm coming from. So go on and drink your bottled
>>>>>>> "Bud Light" and titter about the "headache" I'm supposed to have in
>>>>>>> the morning (draught beer supposedly causes headaches to
>>>>>>> inexperienced drinkers). Don't worry about me; I'll wake up
>>>>>>> tomorrow, clear-headed and refreshed, and laughing about the sour,
>>>>>>> sterilized "beer" you consumed last night at 2.75 a pop, which you
>>>>>>> could have purchased at any grocery store.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
>>>>>>> opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of
>>>>>>> bottled Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real
>>>>>>> Irish pub, not just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass
>>>>>>> on tap with a spoon hanging off the spout) and try the Stella
>>>>>>> draught. I don't know, but you might just experience a "beergasm"
>>>>>>> (LOL? that's a term I just invented which is a "portmanteau" of two
>>>>>>> unrelated terms "beer" and "orgasm"). Oh, and try the "boxty" or
>>>>>>> the "bangers and champ" while you're there.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> This is Wavy G, your food and drink consultant, signing off.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>1) Draft beer sucks.
>>>>>>2) You are not an Irish pub expert.
>>>>>>3) You obviously had a major headache as you composed that.
>>>>>>4) I don't see you as a beer epicurean.
>>>>>>5) "Beergasms" do not exist.
>>>>>
>>>>> Now I know why Hillstrom plonked you.
>>>>
>>>>That's it? No wittily crafted, verbosely expounded upon retort? That's
>>>>not your style, Gravy Wee. Only one reason: I am correct.
>>>>
>>>>I win! AGAIN!!!
>>>
>>> DAMNIT!!! Okay, fine. You win. You're getting your clever retort out
>>> of me, like it or not!
>>>
>>> 1) Does NOT.
>>>
>>> 2) I've been to quite a few Irish pubs in the Cincinnati/Dayton area.
>>> Expert I am indeed!
>>>
>>> 3) I was drunk when I composed it, so I couldn't have had a headache!
>>> HA-CHHA-CHHA-CCHHHAAHHHH!!!! (and no, I didn't wake up with won either
>>> so, HA, I told you.)
>>>
>>> 4) I don't know what "epicureans" are, so I don't know if I am won of
>>> those things or not. But when it comes to beer, I'm going to have to
>>> say, yes. I am won of those. On guard!
>>>
>>> 5) I never said "beergasms" exist. I merely postulated that if somewon
>>> were to try them in reverse of the way I did, they may have won
>>> (sadly, I will never know). But, I'm still right. Oh man, that feels
>>> good (not the "beergasm"; I meant beating you at this debate).
>>>
>>> Wow, that was easy. What else you jerks got? Bring it on. BRING IT
>>> ON.
>>
>>That was too easy.
>>
>>I win! AGAIN!!!
>
> What? You made me type out all that ****, and you didn't even have the
> common courtesy to give ME a decent reply to play off of? That's it.
> Into the killfile you go.

The urge of troll revenge won't allow you to do it. You crave revenge. You
will seek the opportune moment to pounce and once again... alas for you,
fail. Poor fellow. But this means one thing:

I will win! AGAIN!!!

Now, go and have a good cry over a good Irish draft.

I win! AGAIN!!!
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

[Aratzio]

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 23:48:56 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Wavy G
<godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> bloviated:

>Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>
>>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 15:20:23 -0400, in the land of
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:04:41 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:26:57 -0400, in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 04:37:17 -0400, Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> If you've never been to an Irish "pub" and had the "Stella Artois" on
>>>>>> draught, and then later tried the bottled Stella Artois, I can only warn
>>>>>> you that after tasting the draught first, it's like drinking carbonated
>>>>>> water (with a skunky aftertaste reminiscent of the aroma of an empty
>>>>>> "White Castle" hamburger box with cold onions stuck to the bottom). I
>>>>>> don't know how there could be such a difference in flavour, but this
>>>>>> definitely confirms my theory that draught beer always beats bottled
>>>>>> beer, hands down.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Beer bitches try to argue with me on the subject, stating that "draught
>>>>>> beer is crap beer" (oh, tee hee, how droll), but if you were me
>>>>>> (believe me, it's no easy job, so back the **** off), you would know
>>>>>> where I'm coming from. So go on and drink your bottled "Bud Light" and
>>>>>> titter about the "headache" I'm supposed to have in the morning (draught
>>>>>> beer supposedly causes headaches to inexperienced drinkers). Don't
>>>>>> worry about me; I'll wake up tomorrow, clear-headed and refreshed, and
>>>>>> laughing about the sour, sterilized "beer" you consumed last night at
>>>>>> 2.75 a pop, which you could have purchased at any grocery store.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
>>>>>> opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of bottled
>>>>>> Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real Irish pub, not
>>>>>> just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass on tap with a spoon
>>>>>> hanging off the spout) and try the Stella draught. I don't know, but
>>>>>> you might just experience a "beergasm" (LOL? that's a term I just
>>>>>> invented which is a "portmanteau" of two unrelated terms "beer" and
>>>>>> "orgasm"). Oh, and try the "boxty" or the "bangers and champ" while
>>>>>> you're there.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This is Wavy G, your food and drink consultant, signing off.
>>>>>
>>>>> Most lethal things I've ever run into on tap were (1) Stroh's Dark and
>>>>> (2) Little Kings "cream ale" . . . .
>>>>>
>>>>> Yummy but dangerous.
>>>>
>>>> Strohs spelt backwards is Shorts
>>>> Which is what they filtered it through.
>>>
>>>Beats Miller, which is what you pee after you drink real beer.
>>
>>We won't go into Schitz, err, Schlitz
>
>If you've ever been on a "budget" you'd eat those words, Aratzio. I
>lived on Schlitz for a whole summer, wonce. Then I moved onto
>Lowenbrau, which, if you could imagine, was even cheaper. THEN, all of
>a sudden, Lowenbrau went up to, like, 8 BUCKS a six-pack. Wha??? How
>the hell did Lowenbrau become popular overnight?

Next you will be telling us all about how great Iron City is.

 

[Pearly Soames]

Wavy G wrote:
> Dear, "Aratzio": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>
>> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 15:20:23 -0400, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:04:41 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 14:26:57 -0400, in the land of
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 04:37:17 -0400, Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> If you've never been to an Irish "pub" and had the "Stella Artois" on
>>>>>> draught, and then later tried the bottled Stella Artois, I can only warn
>>>>>> you that after tasting the draught first, it's like drinking carbonated
>>>>>> water (with a skunky aftertaste reminiscent of the aroma of an empty
>>>>>> "White Castle" hamburger box with cold onions stuck to the bottom). I
>>>>>> don't know how there could be such a difference in flavour, but this
>>>>>> definitely confirms my theory that draught beer always beats bottled
>>>>>> beer, hands down.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Beer bitches try to argue with me on the subject, stating that "draught
>>>>>> beer is crap beer" (oh, tee hee, how droll), but if you were me
>>>>>> (believe me, it's no easy job, so back the **** off), you would know
>>>>>> where I'm coming from. So go on and drink your bottled "Bud Light" and
>>>>>> titter about the "headache" I'm supposed to have in the morning (draught
>>>>>> beer supposedly causes headaches to inexperienced drinkers). Don't
>>>>>> worry about me; I'll wake up tomorrow, clear-headed and refreshed, and
>>>>>> laughing about the sour, sterilized "beer" you consumed last night at
>>>>>> 2.75 a pop, which you could have purchased at any grocery store.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
>>>>>> opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of bottled
>>>>>> Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real Irish pub, not
>>>>>> just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass on tap with a spoon
>>>>>> hanging off the spout) and try the Stella draught. I don't know, but
>>>>>> you might just experience a "beergasm" (LOL? that's a term I just
>>>>>> invented which is a "portmanteau" of two unrelated terms "beer" and
>>>>>> "orgasm"). Oh, and try the "boxty" or the "bangers and champ" while
>>>>>> you're there.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This is Wavy G, your food and drink consultant, signing off.
>>>>> Most lethal things I've ever run into on tap were (1) Stroh's Dark and
>>>>> (2) Little Kings "cream ale" . . . .
>>>>>
>>>>> Yummy but dangerous.
>>>> Strohs spelt backwards is Shorts
>>>> Which is what they filtered it through.
>>> Beats Miller, which is what you pee after you drink real beer.
>> We won't go into Schitz, err, Schlitz
>
> If you've ever been on a "budget" you'd eat those words, Aratzio. I
> lived on Schlitz for a whole summer, wonce. Then I moved onto
> Lowenbrau, which, if you could imagine, was even cheaper. THEN, all of
> a sudden, Lowenbrau went up to, like, 8 BUCKS a six-pack. Wha??? How
> the hell did Lowenbrau become popular overnight?
>

Simple economics. You were the only won desperate enough to drink the
Lowenbrau, single-handedly lowering the supply and creating the demand
at the same time. It's only logical that you should have to pay more
for it. Better you should drink Black Label when low on beer money.

--
"Has anyone seen my bigger knife?"

 

[Pearly Soames]

Wavy G wrote:
> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>> Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:
>>>> Wavy G wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> If you've never been to an Irish "pub" and had the "Stella Artois" on
>>>>> draught, and then later tried the bottled Stella Artois, I can only warn
>>>>> you that after tasting the draught first, it's like drinking carbonated
>>>>> water (with a skunky aftertaste reminiscent of the aroma of an empty
>>>>> "White Castle" hamburger box with cold onions stuck to the bottom). I
>>>>> don't know how there could be such a difference in flavour, but this
>>>>> definitely confirms my theory that draught beer always beats bottled
>>>>> beer, hands down.
>>>>>
>>>>> Beer bitches try to argue with me on the subject, stating that "draught
>>>>> beer is crap beer" (oh, tee hee, how droll), but if you were me
>>>>> (believe me, it's no easy job, so back the **** off), you would know
>>>>> where I'm coming from. So go on and drink your bottled "Bud Light" and
>>>>> titter about the "headache" I'm supposed to have in the morning (draught
>>>>> beer supposedly causes headaches to inexperienced drinkers). Don't
>>>>> worry about me; I'll wake up tomorrow, clear-headed and refreshed, and
>>>>> laughing about the sour, sterilized "beer" you consumed last night at
>>>>> 2.75 a pop, which you could have purchased at any grocery store.
>>>>>
>>>>> My only hope is that people who haven't tried it yet have the
>>>>> opportunity to try it the other way around: drink a six-pack of bottled
>>>>> Stella, and then go out to an Irish pub (I mean a real Irish pub, not
>>>>> just won of those places that have Guinness and Bass on tap with a spoon
>>>>> hanging off the spout) and try the Stella draught. I don't know, but
>>>>> you might just experience a "beergasm" (LOL? that's a term I just
>>>>> invented which is a "portmanteau" of two unrelated terms "beer" and
>>>>> "orgasm"). Oh, and try the "boxty" or the "bangers and champ" while
>>>>> you're there.
>>>>>
>>>>> This is Wavy G, your food and drink consultant, signing off.
>>>> 1) Draft beer sucks.
>>>> 2) You are not an Irish pub expert.
>>>> 3) You obviously had a major headache as you composed that.
>>>> 4) I don't see you as a beer epicurean.
>>>> 5) "Beergasms" do not exist.
>>> Now I know why Hillstrom plonked you.
>> That's it? No wittily crafted, verbosely expounded upon retort? That's not
>> your style, Gravy Wee. Only one reason: I am correct.
>>
>> I win! AGAIN!!!
>
> DAMNIT!!! Okay, fine. You win. You're getting your clever retort out
> of me, like it or not!
>
> 1) Does NOT.
>
> 2) I've been to quite a few Irish pubs in the Cincinnati/Dayton area.
> Expert I am indeed!
>

I lived in Dayton for a summer a while ago. Is that place still there?
You know. And do they still put cinnamon in their chili?

> 3) I was drunk when I composed it, so I couldn't have had a headache!
> HA-CHHA-CHHA-CCHHHAAHHHH!!!! (and no, I didn't wake up with won either
> so, HA, I told you.)
>
> 4) I don't know what "epicureans" are, so I don't know if I am won of
> those things or not. But when it comes to beer, I'm going to have to
> say, yes. I am won of those. On guard!
>
> 5) I never said "beergasms" exist. I merely postulated that if somewon
> were to try them in reverse of the way I did, they may have won
> (sadly, I will never know). But, I'm still right. Oh man, that feels
> good (not the "beergasm"; I meant beating you at this debate).
>
> Wow, that was easy. What else you jerks got? Bring it on. BRING IT
> ON.
>
> Love,
> Wavy G
>


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