Feckless Wench
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What ****** me off? Cat's ****, that's what.
Admittedly I have too many cats, 9 to be precise. Personally I would rehome the majority of the bastids in a flash...but the kids would never forgive me.
One of these cats is rather old, she will **** on ANYTHING soft and that includes plastic bags left on the floor, tangles of electrical wiring (although how the **** she hasn't electrocuted herself yet I will never know), clothes left on the floor or on chairs....ANYTHING!
I've just spent the past hour cleaning up the computer room, one of the few rooms that this cat actually has access to. My hubby had been rebuilding our marine tank and had left stuff all over the place. Needless to say, the room stank of cat pee.
I found mouse heads behind my PC, a mouse tail behind the hubby's PC and worst of all, I picked up a bag of fish tank bits and pieces and got covered in pee where the **** cat had relieved herself on it! Argh! All this in just ONE night!
Thank *** the room has a hard floor and can be mopped, the thought of it being carpeted isn't worth bothering with.
Anyone want a pissy cat?
The pissy cat herself
Admittedly I have too many cats, 9 to be precise. Personally I would rehome the majority of the bastids in a flash...but the kids would never forgive me.
One of these cats is rather old, she will **** on ANYTHING soft and that includes plastic bags left on the floor, tangles of electrical wiring (although how the **** she hasn't electrocuted herself yet I will never know), clothes left on the floor or on chairs....ANYTHING!
I've just spent the past hour cleaning up the computer room, one of the few rooms that this cat actually has access to. My hubby had been rebuilding our marine tank and had left stuff all over the place. Needless to say, the room stank of cat pee.
I found mouse heads behind my PC, a mouse tail behind the hubby's PC and worst of all, I picked up a bag of fish tank bits and pieces and got covered in pee where the **** cat had relieved herself on it! Argh! All this in just ONE night!
Thank *** the room has a hard floor and can be mopped, the thought of it being carpeted isn't worth bothering with.
Anyone want a pissy cat?
The pissy cat herself