Cat's ****!

[Chi]

Cats can be nasty, stinky creatures. Both mine go outside, and yet they come INSIDE to use the litterbox then go back out. But they were originally indoor cats, so it's the only place they go. When my two pass on, I won't be getting anymore. I'll stick to my fishtank.

Yeah, I used to have a fishtank, too for that very same reason, animals can be pretty stinky and such a chore to keep. Plus I don't have the time and dedication to properly care for one right now. But I can see how they can be worth the trouble, animals tend to be such unconditionally loving and faithful creatures.

 

[Feckless Wench]

So I come home tonight, walk through the door and am almost ******* flattened by the horrendous stench of cat spray! My teenage son's girlfriend has been home all day and obviously allowed the bastids into the main living area. I've searched and searched and I cannot find the source of the stink...I guess my sense of smell is just completely overwhelmed....**** cats!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

This is ridiculous, Fuckless Wrench. Put that cat down... seriously. Tell the kids that it escaped and is currently swimming towards the Isle of Man or something. Anything.

 

[Lethalfind]

LOL, how funny.

She has so many she might not be aware of which one it is doing this.

My black cat Salem is driving me crazy at the moment, I had been letting them out onto the screened in porch but have stopped them because they **** and pee in the flower bed out there, which makes my entire porch smell like a litter box.

They are doing well at using the litter box, we clean it daily but Salem wants to go out and watch squirrels, they love to come close to the screen and tantalize him. He howls like he's dying standing at the sliding screen door to the porch.

HOWEVER, I am determined to take back my porch. I have my treadmill out there with a TV so I can watch while I'm walking. I cleaned it off with a pressure washer and then sprayed it down with bleach, let it sit and then washed it off again. My next job is digging out the flower bed and then replacing it with paving stones then having only potted plants (I hear if you put Spanish moss around the plants they won't **** or pee in them). I think once I do that I can allow them out there and the temptation of the flower bed will be gone. I will probably put another litter pan out there for them to use just in case.

 

[ImWithStupid]

Here is a good solution to all of your cat problems.

http://Off Topic Forum.com/showphoto.php?photo=169&cat=500&ppuser=985

That's funny.

 

[WildBaldMonkey]

I had a cat that ****** on the grill of my stereo speaker once. I tried to wipe it off and it took the paint off of the ******! Some nasty **** for sure.

 

[tizz]

we had a cat **** all over a radiator and rusted the thing like you wouldn't believe!!! Cat **** can eat through ANYTHING!!!!!

BTW the only really good way to get rid of the smell is vinegar plus if you can find a good enzyme claener, but ALWAYS finish off the cleaning with vinegar!!!!!!!

side note... if you get plies (we get them in our workshop where we clean scallops) fill a plastic bag a little over half with vinegar, tie it off and poke a few holes above the liquid. Hang that from the ceiling and for some reason you won't see anymore flies. Works like a charm!!!

 

[Chi]

Here is a good solution to all of your cat problems.
http://Off Topic Forum.com/showphoto.php?photo=169&cat=500&ppuser=985

That's funny.

That was hilarious... The poor cat is okay though, right? lol. I can imagine the lawsuits and fuss by animal lovers and PETA that commercial would stir if it was aired here in the US.

 

[Lethalfind]

we had a cat **** all over a radiator and rusted the thing like you wouldn't believe!!! Cat **** can eat through ANYTHING!!!!!
BTW the only really good way to get rid of the smell is vinegar plus if you can find a good enzyme claener, but ALWAYS finish off the cleaning with vinegar!!!!!!!

side note... if you get plies (we get them in our workshop where we clean scallops) fill a plastic bag a little over half with vinegar, tie it off and poke a few holes above the liquid. Hang that from the ceiling and for some reason you won't see anymore flies. Works like a charm!!!

I ALWAYS use vinegar last because it strips the soap and anything else out of the carpet. I keep a HUGE jug of it to put in the tank (with water of course) of my trusty carpet cleaner, I use that **** carpet cleaner more then I drive my car.

I have also found a couple different products for removing pet smells but do you guys have a brand that you use? Tizz you mentioned enzyme cleaner, I assume that is something for cleaning pet smells?

 

[Feckless Wench]

Here is a good solution to all of your cat problems.
http://Off Topic Forum.com/showphoto.php?photo=169&cat=500&ppuser=985

That's funny.

LMAO, that's hilarious! Gotta try that one the next time the little ***** ****** in my house!

 

[Feckless Wench]

Sodium Bicarbonate is good for getting rid of the smell too. Make a paste of it, brush it well onto whatever got ****** on and then brush/vacuum it off when it's dry. (Be careful to test a small patch first if is is something higly coloured).

 

[angie]

Wow. You guys have some awful cats.

We have two cats and they're very well trained (they were already that way when we got them). A few years ago, I cleaned out my litterbox one morning (it was only Frank my cat and I) and forgot to refill the box!

I came home from work and saw what I had done and felt rotten. I went to shower that evening, and he had peed in the shower! I don't know if it's luck or what, but that's where he goes if the litterbox has no litter or my fiancee forgets to clean the box and it's full. He's a great cat. My fiancee's cat is good too. I just don't like him because he's an attention *****.

 

[Lethalfind]

Wow. You guys have some awful cats.We have two cats and they're very well trained (they were already that way when we got them). A few years ago, I cleaned out my litterbox one morning (it was only Frank my cat and I) and forgot to refill the box!

I came home from work and saw what I had done and felt rotten. I went to shower that evening, and he had peed in the shower! I don't know if it's luck or what, but that's where he goes if the litterbox has no litter or my fiancee forgets to clean the box and it's full. He's a great cat. My fiancee's cat is good too. I just don't like him because he's an attention *****.

I had a cat that would go in the shower if there was no other place. Unfortunately one of the cats I have now, a big fat orange guy named Rufus, will **** on the floor right out in front of you as if to point out your mistake...He is scared stiff of the shower so I don't imagine he would get anywhere near it.