**** caught in zipper....

[Sex offender joe]

It's been 26 hours and i still can't get it free....any suggestions.

 

[de kannibaal]

It's been 26 hours and i still can't get it free....any suggestions.

Mainlining a needle of smack and doing what you know you have to do.

 

[Sex offender joe]

The real problem lies in the fact that being a military officer...i have a certain code of demenor i must uphold.

If i show up for duty ****** on smack, my fellow officers will want me to share.

would a line of coke work o.k?

 

[de kannibaal]

would a line of coke work o.k?

No, has to be smack. Coke is to straighten you out for work. Maybe few beers.

 

[de kannibaal]

Having your ***** stuck between the teeth of a zipper for that long is a problem for two obvious reasons; 1. The size of your ***** being that small

2. Your obvious lack of brains,

How long does it take for you to get the toothpaste cap off?

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What a scathing and vitriolic post that categorically disembowels the person you were skullfucking.

Oops, wrong thread. What a ******* ******. Why even bother you ******* spastic?

 

[Zukiman]

What a scathing and vitriolic post that categorically disembowels the person you were skullfucking.
Oops, wrong thread. What a ******* ******. Why even bother you ******* spastic?

Why such anger. We are a caring bunch here. Now slam an 18 pack and rip the ******* thing out you *****!

 

[phreakwars]

I just viewed his profile, evidently, he is a **** stabber.

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[Zukiman]

I just viewed his profile, evidently, he is a **** stabber..

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****. Your right.

 

[Feckless Wench]

Just cut the **** thing off and do the world a favour.

 

[builder]

Just cut the **** thing off and do the world a favour.

If you want the job done right, ask a Wench.

 

[Feckless Wench]

If you want the job done right, ask a Wench.

Pass me the scissors and a pair of rubber gloves and I'll be happy to oblige.

 

[Zukiman]

Pass me the scissors and a pair of rubber gloves and I'll be happy to oblige.

He's too much of a ***** to take the pain. And it's probably a **** that got caught in the zipper and not a ****.

 

[snafu]

Well just like getting stuck in the snow. don't drive foward, back up! ******* *****. You got it stuck now yank!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Throughout my entire day, I go to measures to make double, triple sure that I don't zip my ***** up between the teeth.

How can one guy be so careless?

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