CES Is In The Box!!

[Vortex]

im not in the army......nor are anyone in my extended family.......

so i dont totaly understand........

but, i long to hear how this turns out!

 

[phreakwars]

Oh this post is worthy of the **** POT and IMG code enabled... thats for sure !!

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[builder]

This is fanciful,

but Sarge,

you will chuck a heartie,

if you go on like that.

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[builder]

We had to strip your rank back down to PRIVATE !!

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Here at GF, we are looking for a few good ******. It just so happens that 4 out of 6 of GF's MODS are military, 3 of them... MARINES !!
Yes people, in order to control the animals on GF, we call in the MARINES !!

Marines have always shown that they are fair, trustworthy, loyal, and take **** from nobody.

Not only this, when a Marine flames/debates/taunts/jokes.. etc.. he does it with great pride and honor to himself.

And, he does it right. He does it well.

Private Gomer C.E.S. however, needs to realize patience to gain integrity, he needs to learn remorse (although highly unlikely... Hugh ain't learned that yet either ) and he needs to learn understanding of those humans less intellectually superior to himself. And, I think Hugh's decision to give C.E.S. a time out was the correct one.

So, apart from your obvious hatred of the CES man, is there any other way to allay the fears of our members that they will be the next CES target?

 

[phreakwars]

****, I ain't the one who BOXED him, wait till Hugh lets him have it.

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[builder]

****, I ain't the one who BOXED him, wait till Hugh lets him have it.
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Most diplomatic.

You **** me off.

 

[phreakwars]

And that's why I'm the peoples moderator.

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[builder]

And that's why I'm the peoples moderator.
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In my book, you are passing the buck, or dodging the flak.

Take your pick.

 

[builder]

Sorry, they were sword stabs to the heart,

why are you the people's mod? Because you gloss over the bullshit of the politics of the site and make your decisions based on the gut feeling of force?

Don't let that elusive quality slip from your sight, phreakwars.

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Yeah! CES is in the Idiot Box! Whoopie!
**** you sixes...you are still a crybaby ***. What a *****!

Hugh, you SUCK, but you won't swallow...*****! How rude.

I hope all of you GF members get your jollies off on this!

Come on, let me hear you!

I see yellow.Are my eyes playin' tricks on me?

No there not.

Haha ha ha ha aha aha hi hi he he ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha

dances the macarena

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Go phreak,go phreak,go go go Phreak!

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

This is one **** of a party.Even fullauto's mates made it.woohoo

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Join us everyone!

 

[Outlaw2747]

I see yellow.Are my eyes playin' tricks on me?
No there not.

Haha ha ha ha aha aha hi hi he he ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha

dances the macarena

Go phreak,go phreak,go go go Phreak!

Why are you rooting for Phreak when Hugh was the one that boxed him? That makes no friggin' sense.

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Why are you rooting for Phreak when Hugh was the one that boxed him? That makes no friggin' sense.

No,I'm implying that Phreak is the guy dancing in the picture.I'm not rooting for him.

Oh for ***'s sake.Fine. Go,Hugh,go hugh,go,go,go hugh

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[builder]

Let's not show bias, Sweetheart.

Besides, in reality, who is the biggest arsehole?

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Let's not show bias, Sweetheart.
Besides, in reality, who is the biggest arsehole?

What???

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

I'm not in the service ,but my whole family is. I was raised to show the same respect that Phreak has listed above. But lock horns with me CES!?? You will find yourself in a world of ****! I dont take **** from anyone, least of all someone that is just a stupid *******!, with the IQ of a walnut. You want me ,stop hiding behind that modship. Bring your debate skills out to the open. This does not mean copying and pasting pictures of your family. Then putting my name next to them. As big of an Insult as that is. Its not a debate.

That post is written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ***. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.

If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you weren't so ugly that even the tide wouldn't take you out. Who am I kidding? You would.

To sum up: I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you.

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Let me tell you something CES. Put me in the mod bin@!! I'll setup an avatar of "your wife ",with my **** on her chin.. for your account!! . We will see how funny you think this **** is *******! The only one laughing was you .Do you know what that means redneck??? It means it was'nt funny!! Stay in School .

Your message board incompetence is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.

You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if that pimple on your *** hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you didn't have a face like a bulldog chewing a stinging nettle while taking a constipated dump in a heat wave. No, come to think of it, you would.

In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now get the **** out of here!

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now get the **** out of here!

No stay with us.I enjoy you ''debates'' sixes.You're an idiot,but that's just not enough for me to want you gone.

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

I was poking fun a Sixes and he made it a personal vendetta. He needs some cool off time.! Yes, folks, mods CAN box other mods!!!Enjoy your stay CES!

You candy-assed, donkey-raping, armpit-licking, ***-guzzling, puss-nibbling, ****-brained cockweasel!

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Howz the view from inside' date=' fuckface?[/quote']

Just when I think, "Surely this person has reached and encapsulates the limits of Internet tedium" you go and push the boundary even further. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.

Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a wig to hide to the scars; stop posting your drivel on the board, and learn to control the slobbering.

Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth!

When I think of you, I can't help but ponder the thought of "He never opens his mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't so stupid that even single-celled organisms out score you in IQ tests.