CES Is In The Box!!

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Open Invitation to GF  


You are All Cordially Invited to Tea with SkateGreen.

 


The attire is to be informal, bunny jammies and colorful hats are welcome.

 


A wide variety of teas to be served:

 


Earl Grey


Chai


Rooibos


Cranberry/Blueberry Zinger


Cinnamon Apple Spice

 


and a personal favorite of my father's, Bacardi Dark Rum Tea

 


I also invite you to partake of a selection of International Coffees.

 


We shall laden our table with Pumpkin spice muffins, apple crisp, oatmeal raisin and chocolate chip cookies, as well as blueberry pie.

 

 


I DO hope you'll all attend!

Earl Grey Tea please with a berry scone, Devonshire Creame, and a lovely Sherry Triffle for the finale. Thank you.

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read?

Um..I once remember a time I said something close to this about Hugh.But weren't you among those who contradicted it?

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

You see, C.E.S. may have been the MODS choice, and Outlaw may have been the peoples choice for new MODS around here, but we know **** well C.E.S. has a ****** swollen ego. I warned him and warned him that he can't be ******* with people as much as he does... except tizz.. . I mean, ya, I'll flip people **** here and there, but ****, have ANY of you ever seen me IDIOT BOX someone for ever disagreeing with me...cept tizz..
Yeah, we might mess with their avatar, but we always keep a backup of the original.. I mean how else could I have given sixes his back ??

I mean, even Tori does **** to people all the time (course I get blamed for it), or Hugh will do something to someone, usually when we do it, we only do it once... and it's not to **** people off, it's just a silly way of keeping members on there toes..

We even say so in the note to all new members post that we do **** to taunt them.

Perhaps I need to rewrite that and re post something new so members get a better understanding of what exactly a GF Mod actually does.

I remember I mailed a pretty accurate description to fullauto a while back, perhaps he might still have my E-mail and could post it.

C.E.S. needs to understand, that TAUNT them, does NOT mean HAUNT them... he keeps it up and keeps it up... **** I don't even treat my favorite forum ***** that harsh..

The guys ******* problem is, he has a ******* huge *** ego and loves to charge in and destroy....

If I want to say it, I'll say it in public.This IS GF after all..

At ease MARINE !!

We had to strip your rank back down to PRIVATE !!

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Here at GF, we are looking for a few good ******. It just so happens that 4 out of 6 of GF's MODS are military, 3 of them... MARINES !!

Yes people, in order to control the animals on GF, we call in the MARINES !!

Marines have always shown that they are fair, trustworthy, loyal, highly intelligent and take **** from nobody.

Not only this, when a Marine flames/debates/taunts/jokes.. etc.. he does it with great pride and honor to himself.

And, he does it right. He does it well.

Private Gomer, however, needs to realize patience to gain integrity, he needs to learn remorse (although highly unlikely... Hugh ain't learned that yet either ) and he needs to learn understanding of those humans less intellectually superior to himself. And, I think Hugh's decision to give C.E.S. a time out was the correct one.

He was never given the GREEN color, because we were still somewhat sceptic about letting him run loose on the board.

We are just here to have some fun annoying each other CES, we are not here to control people's words and thoughts.

Your sentence is brief, but I think you get the message.

Semper Fi brother, Semper Fi

Private Pyle, put down that ******* gun you dreadfully reprehensible half-wit, pea brained nefarious, one dimensional presumptious perjorative prattler numbsskull, or I will rip off your ******* head, and SKULL **** YOU !!!

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Dear illegitimate contemptible Geek,

I took exception to your recent lecture. It was boring, clueless, contemptible, mind-numbing and entirely much longer than any worthwhile thought you may be capable of; self-righteous slimebag.

Your attention is drawn to the fact that I don't like your tone of voice and that you make no sense whatsoever.

Truly, you must live in a skinner box to be this clueless! You are a loser and I recommend that you actually post something relevant, but preferably get a life. Hint: have your medication adjusted then go away.

I'd Like to Say In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?

You need to seek psychiatric help.

P.S.

You know, your mother reminds me of a brick: dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans!

You, on the other hand, you're a fool; an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you and even sheep won't have *** with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

And that's why I'm the peoples moderator.
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Quit yapping like a little pink poodle with a perm and doggie diapers.

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

I see yellow.Are my eyes playin' tricks on me?
No there not.

Haha ha ha ha aha aha hi hi he he ho ho ho ha ha ha ha ha

dances the macarena

Go phreak,go phreak,go go go Phreak!

Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

No,I'm implying that Phreak is the guy dancing in the picture.I'm not rooting for him.
Oh for ***'s sake.Fine. Go,Hugh,go hugh,go,go,go hugh

What a Suck-up you are!!!

I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

What a Suck-up you are!!!
I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.

Lol.I wasn't suckin' up at all. I just like what he's done for once.

I've never sucked up to Hugh.I think everyone here,including hugh,will tell you this.You were one of the people who said that I was a dumbass for challenging the ''King''.Well enjoy where your king has banished you to.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

How does it feel CES?All that lickin' didn't really pay off.

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[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Lol.I wasn't suckin' up at all. I just like what he's done for once.I've never sucked up to Hugh.I think everyone here,including hugh,will tell you this.You were one of the people who said that I was a dumbass for challenging the ''King''.Well look were your king has banished you to.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

How does it feel CES?All that lickin' didn't really pay off.

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I don't know what makes you such a worthless poster, but it really works! It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it?

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

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[ALLAH IS GREAT]

I don't know what makes you such a worthless poster, but it really works! It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it?

The topic is that you are an idiot. It's doesn't need much thought!

Answer me CES,weren't you one of those who reffered to Hugh as the ''king''?

And now you call his writing pathetic.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

You candy-assed, donkey-raping, armpit-licking, ***-guzzling, puss-nibbling, ****-brained cockweasel!

Don't forget mean

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[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Don't forget mean
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Yeah...That Too! What he said...

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Oh I can hear it now...

"DeMod CES! DeMod CES! **** CES! He's a NaziMod! Rotten *******!"

"Ha Ha Ha...Look at CES...They Took His Fangs Away!"

Hardy Har Har...

sticks out tongue, wiggles fingers in ears, simultaneously farts and makes bronx cheer

 

[tizz]

****, I am trying to get through the tread and everytime I go to the next page there is a new one tagged on to the end!!! SLOW DOWN PEOPLE LOL

 

[tizz]

Oh wait never mind I am an idiot. no actualluy I just have the flu and I think the fever is starting to get to me

 

[sixes]

That post is written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ***. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.
If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you weren't so ugly that even the tide wouldn't take you out. Who am I kidding? You would.

To sum up: I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you.

"Duuuuhhhhhhh thiiss post wass writen by a redneckk so stupidd".... <--NICE A FIGHT!

CES! you worthless sack of bloated man blatter! Check this out... I warned you. Now I'm going to spend the next few days showing the world that ,brains and muscle are something you just dont have.

If you could spend a few momments thinking before you type. You would realise that gelatinous handicap fat body you have is in dire need retirement. Retirement from the human race!!!! Go sit on your lawnmower and wait to die REDNECK!

 

[angie]

Don't gloat. It's not lady like.

 

[sixes]

Your message board incompetence is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.
You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if that pimple on your *** hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you didn't have a face like a bulldog chewing a stinging nettle while taking a constipated dump in a heat wave. No, come to think of it, you would.

In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now get the **** out of here!

Those are big words for a RUMP RANGER! I humble before your stupidity! NOT!

You are an abortion gone wrong. The day that wielder beast you call a mother shat you out. The best part of you was left flooting in her pickled afterbirth! That part being a brain. Got any more fallacious non-sense ******?

 

[sixes]

Don't gloat. It's not lady like.

Angie you morbidly obese cow. Come stand in line at the milking both! Buy a ******* clue. Put something in your mouth that belongs there. CES's ****!

 

[sixes]

That's all I get to repond to CES?? Two paraphrashes as long as your ****?

You are the habitual incestuous result of a neverending oxymoron!