I want a brand new house on an episode of CribsAnd a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me
I'll need a
Credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me
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Clever. And I wouldn't mind at least half of that myself
I'd like some DVDs. The Unit Series 1-3. Get Smart. Mirrors.
Disturbed stuff. Posters maybe. Shirts.
Intelligent books. Historical ones. Socialogical commentaries. 1st rate Psychological thrillers.
Jewellery. Amethysts and sterling silver. Love it.
Nice clothes. My idea of nice, not someone else's version.
More tatts.
A PS3 or somesuch with some freakin' sweet games.
And while we're on the subject;
Someone to pay off my bills and credit card.
A focussed, funny, intelligent, well presented and half decent guy (way too much to ask for, I know)
An open ticket to travel the globe wherever and whenever I want (like see my sis again for one thing).
A house. Some new stuff to furnish it like something you see in a stylish catalogue.
Someone to lose my weight for me. That's be easier than working it off XD
A brand new swanky high-end computer. Like the one I saw at the markets today for like $3,500
Own my own ice-skating rink. That'd be freakin' sweet!
And while we're talking ridiculously unrealistic...
Howabout peace on earth, good will and good health for all mankind (at least my family, friends and pets

) ?
Realistically though I'm probably going to get what I usually do; toiletries, cheap stantionary, photos of friends' kids and candles *groans* I don't mean to sound ungrateful because some people don't get anything I know but geez, it's hard not to develop some sort of complex when you're under the impression people think you're ugly and stink or something :lol: