Date Game

[speedthief]

yes......

yourself?

 

[Sponge]

No cuz how could I kiss myself?

your teacher?

 

[speedthief]

no....

your classmates?

 

[Sponge]

Some of them

your neighbor?

 

[speedthief]

no.......

my female classmate?

 

[Sponge]

Well since your about to be 14 in like 2 months no cuz it'll be rape I'm gonna be 19 dude!

Britney Spears

 

[speedthief]

yes?

A **** star?

 

[Sponge]

well it's a date not a **** movie soo......yes

a lesbian?

 

[speedthief]

yes..... but also no!

busty GF?

 

[Sponge]

I guess

me?

 

[LPNailz]

Sure, you seem like a nice guy

Brent Smith?

 

[speedthief]

no

Kelly Clarkson?

 

[Sponge]

Yeah, when she has a tank top yeah!!!

Your lover!!!!!!!!!

 

[speedthief]

obviously!!

Your blind date?

 

[Sponge]

no cuz it might be somone oogly!

........Tyra Banks

 

[speedthief]

no way(you know why)

Victoria Beckham?

 

[Sponge]

hhhhheeeeeeeelllllllllll nnnnnnnooooooo

A Mexican girl!!

 

[speedthief]

no way

A brazilian girl?

 

[Sponge]

YES!!!!!!

uhhh.........india girl?

 

[speedthief]

no way dude!

Kate Winslet?