Dear timesjoke

[Tami]

TJ honey.. my left **** popped.. grab your wallet and come home..

 

[Lance Bass]

Hay who is this gal I mean guy claiming to be me? Why, I oughta..!

shut up biotch, and come back to bed.

NOW!

 

[The Smelly Finger of Doom]

Time is of the essence.

Sieze the moment.

Do not tarry overlong.

The smelly finger of doom beckons thee to the rim of the abyss. Will you heed the call or give up?

 

[A Local Buffoon]

I heard TJ adopted two male pandas from China and got them to mate successfully.

 

[Ling Ling]

I heard TJ adopted two male pandas from China and got them to mate successfully.

but he had to buy one fake **** first.

 

[A raging lunatic]

I could kill you without a shred of emotion, like a doctor shoving his finger up your *** at a routine physical.

 

[Rodney King]

Can't we all just get along?