Douche

[Crawlingfaint15]

I was searching the Urban Dictionary because i was bored, and "Douche" was one of the most popular words searched...here's the "douche" page:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douche

I find it funny, especially #2, 1

 

[builder]

This one got a chuckle from me.

1)The French word for shower.

 

[jokersarewild]

This one got a chuckle from me.

"Hey honey, can we take a douche together later? I feel really dirty, and we haven't douched together for years."

 

[TommyGun1928]

This one got a chuckle from me.

Yeah. Douche. In our French-speaking regime, we really don't find it that funny.

Fun fact: "seal" is "phoque". That should be funny, too.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Here's something else that's funny....

**** you
**** you
Kiss my ass
Kiss his ass
Kiss her ass
Kiss your own ass
**** you

Now that's funny.

 

[TommyGun1928]

Here's something else that's funny....

**** you
**** you
Kiss my ass
Kiss his ass
Kiss her ass
Kiss your own ass
**** you

Now that's funny.

Finished? That's awesome.

 

[James James]

This one got a chuckle from me.

1)The French word for shower.

Lol, I couldn't help but laugh at that...

One I thought a bit... strange was:

In the more literal sense of the word:
When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits.

****ing yikes, man.