Duck

[hugo]

A woman went to a farm and bought a duck and brought it home. She was laying in bed with the duck by her feet when her husband came in.

Arthur: What's that pig doing in bed?
Mabel: That ain't no pig. It's a duck.
Arthur: I wasn't talking to you.
Duck: Ha Ha Ha.

 

[mercury]

go away, zero reply police!

 

[ToriAllen]

go away, zero reply police!

But, you replied....

 

[mercury]

That was just informational for the zero reply police. If I hadn't replied, they'd be all over this!

 

[atlantic]

I loves me some Hugo