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ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid

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What a moron...

Rapper gets 20 years after writing shooting song
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DUBLIN, Ga. – He shot a man twice and felt so good about it, police said, a rapper wrote a song describing the shooting and calling out the victim by name. A judge sentenced 25-year-old Rico Todriquez Wright Monday to spend the next 20 years in prison after his victim mentioned the hip hop confession to police.

Chad Blue, 28, told police he had known Wright before the September 2006 shooting, but that the men weren't friendly. He testified companions egged Wright on as he chased and shot his victim in the thigh and groin.

Later, Blue told police he recognized Wright's voice on a CD, rapping "Chad Blue knows how I shoot."

Wright was sentenced to 20 years for two counts of aggravated assault. He will spend another 20 years on probation.
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Rapper gets 20 years after writing shooting song - Yahoo! News

 
RoyalOrleans

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"**** Bandit - case cracked!"

Hahaha!

NOVEMBER 25--Nebraska's notorious "**** bandit" was charged today with a public indecency spree in which he allegedly lathered his private parts in baby lotion and then left "**** and ***** prints on local business windows" in the city of Valentine. Thomas Larvie' date=' named today in a nine-count misdemeanor criminal complaint, was arrested last Wednesday after Officer Dana Miller spotted him "trying to hide in the shadows" near a parking lot. A detailed (and gross) probable cause affidavit, a copy of which you'll find below, notes that Larvie, 35, was wearing a handkerchief over his face and had a 16.5 ounce bottle of "Baby Magic Baby Lotion" in his pants pocket when approached by Miller at around 3:30 AM. Oh, and Larvie's "erect ***** was partially protruding" from his unzipped pants. A subsequent police investigation determined that eight Valentine businesses--including the post office, a livestock firm, and a pharmacy--had been left with **** and/or ***** prints on their doors and windows. Some of the firms also had pages from a pornographic magazine stuck on the exterior of their premises. Jay Hollenbeck's Farm Bureau was hit particularly hard, with "***** prints on a west window, a **** and ***** print on a south window, a ***** print on a west window, and a ***** print on the door." According to the Cherry County Attorney, police had spent several months probing prior lotion incidents before Larvie's November 19 bust. Following his arrest, Larvie told police, "I'm mental, I think I will kill myself." After being booked into the county jail, Larvie was transported for "emergency protective custody" to Great Plains Regional Medical Center.[/quote']
FULL STORY HERE!
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emkay64

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They did say they spent several months "probing into prior lotion incidents".

Am I the only one that thinks this is hilarious and actually would be entertained by this ***** presser? Not to mention he left free reading material too.

I once watched a guy stick his hand in the pants of a mannequin in a store I worked at. I thought it was funny and would have continued watching, but some women were offended...spoilsports!

 
RoyalOrleans

RoyalOrleans

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They did say they spent several months "probing into prior lotion incidents".
Am I the only one that thinks this is hilarious and actually would be entertained by this ***** presser? Not to mention he left free reading material too.

I once watched a guy stick his hand in the pants of a mannequin in a store I worked at. I thought it was funny and would have continued watching, but some women were offended...spoilsports!
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I used to work an Arby's drive thru. Late one evening, must've been close to quitting time, a guy in a convertible pulled up to the window. His pants were down, his out, and he had just ********** all over hisself.

He screamed to me, "Napkins! I need napkins!"

I threw the entire dispenser at him and then ducked behind the counter. I heard a loud thud and a shriek. I looked outside and he had pulled away and down the lane.

Never heard anything else out of that perv.

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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They did say they spent several months "probing into prior lotion incidents".
Am I the only one that thinks this is hilarious and actually would be entertained by this ***** presser? Not to mention he left free reading material too.

I once watched a guy stick his hand in the pants of a mannequin in a store I worked at. I thought it was funny and would have continued watching, but some women were offended...spoilsports!
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I think that would be funny to watch, too. Perhaps it's our inherently pervy nature that causes us to be so tolerant of our fellow pervs.

 
Ahhlee

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I used to work an Arby's drive thru. Late one evening, must've been close to quitting time, a guy in a convertible pulled up to the window. His pants were down, his out, and he had just ********** all over hisself.
He screamed to me, "Napkins! I need napkins!"

I threw the entire dispenser at him and then ducked behind the counter. I heard a loud thud and a shriek. I looked outside and he had pulled away and down the lane.

Never heard anything else out of that perv.
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Holy ****!!!! lmao

I think that working a drive thru window late at night when the drunks and creepy pervs come out must be like **** on earth.

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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He was ugly...but I sucked my finger while I watched...I think I helped out my fellow man :p
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Oh my ***.....thoughtful!!!!

And some people say you athiests are a selfish lot.

 
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