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RoyalOrleans
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Drama is hard to convey over the internet.
As I screamed "Nooo!!!", the camera closes in on my face and then spirals upward.
Ahhlee
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I tried, but my tongue couldn't penetrate the flat screen.Oh *** Ali! Just lick his nuts and get it over with
Come on, you didn't think that was funny? Would you like a thousand rep points, too? I'll give you some for sucking your finger while the guy in the car next to you was beating his meat at the stop light if it will make you feel better.
Nope! I don't like pity points!I tried, but my tongue couldn't penetrate the flat screen.
Come on, you didn't think that was funny? Would you like a thousand rep points, too? I'll give you some for sucking your finger while the guy in the car next to you was beating his meat at the stop light if it will make you feel better.
RoyalOrleans
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That made me laugh out loud and bow in reverence to you via my lap top.
A thousand rep points to thee for your hilarity!!!!
Oh *** Ali! Just lick his nuts and get it over with
I tried, but my tongue couldn't penetrate the flat screen.
Come on, you didn't think that was funny? Would you like a thousand rep points, too? I'll give you some for sucking your finger while the guy in the car next to you was beating his meat at the stop light if it will make you feel better.
Nope! I don't like pity points!
Ladies!LOL! You're such a ****.
Ladies!
LADIES!
L-A-D-I-E-S!!!
cough cough
My pants are still up!
slides them down
Now...
Resume!
This time with more hair whipping.
ImWithStupid
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I guess RO subscribes to the whole, "Treat the whores like princesses and princesses like whores", philosophy.Nudges emkay
He called us "ladies".
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ImWithStupid
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In the immortal words of Usher, "we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed".A lot of guys do.
I actually do conduct myself like a lady in real life. But here around friends and casual acquaintances I like to slum a bit.
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RoyalOrleans
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Well...Nudges emkay
He called us "ladies".
They called Elenor Roosevelt a "First Lady", but I'm pretty sure she was more of a man than ol' Frank.
RoyalOrleans
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Don't guess or assume, IWS.
It's true. It's true.
ImWithStupid
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Police say masked man waited in line to rob bank
Ohio police say masked man carrying a toy gun waited in line to rob bank
AP Jan 9, 2009
(STOW, Ohio) A man may have tipped his intentions when he stood in line at an Ohio bank wearing a ski mask before staging a holdup. Police in Stow near Akron say 24-year-old Feliks Goldshtein of Highland Heights was arrested minutes later on Thursday following a brief car chase.
Police say the teller asked the man to take off the mask before being served. At that point the man displayed what turned out to be a toy gun and told the teller to give him all the money. He made off with an undisclosed amount.
Police Captain Rick Myers says it's unusual for a masked robber to wait in line at a bank.
Goldshtein was held at the Summit County Jail Friday on charges of aggravated robbery and failure to comply with a police order. Municipal Court records don't identify an attorney for Goldshtein.
Police say masked man waited in line to rob bank | Newsweek News | Newsweek.com
Ohio police say masked man carrying a toy gun waited in line to rob bank
AP Jan 9, 2009
(STOW, Ohio) A man may have tipped his intentions when he stood in line at an Ohio bank wearing a ski mask before staging a holdup. Police in Stow near Akron say 24-year-old Feliks Goldshtein of Highland Heights was arrested minutes later on Thursday following a brief car chase.
Police say the teller asked the man to take off the mask before being served. At that point the man displayed what turned out to be a toy gun and told the teller to give him all the money. He made off with an undisclosed amount.
Police Captain Rick Myers says it's unusual for a masked robber to wait in line at a bank.
Goldshtein was held at the Summit County Jail Friday on charges of aggravated robbery and failure to comply with a police order. Municipal Court records don't identify an attorney for Goldshtein.
Police say masked man waited in line to rob bank | Newsweek News | Newsweek.com
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Robbery suspect turns out to be police applicant
By Greg Gross
Union-Tribune Staff Writer
7:50 p.m. February 27, 2009
CHULA VISTA ? Romeo Montillano wanted to be a Chula Vista police officer.
The Police Department wanted Montillano ? in handcuffs.
Police spokesman Bernard Gonzales said investigators identified Montillano as the suspect in a robbery at the Kmart on East H Street last Dec. 8. Then they learned he was signed up to take the police department's entrance examination two months hence, Gonzales said.
Then, even knowing he was wanted, Montillano showed up to take the test. Eventually.
In the robbery, a man stole a television set, DVD player and telephone from the store, then beat up store employees who confronted him in the parking lot.
Detective Ruth Hinzman telephoned Montillano. He told her he was in Las Vegas, but would be back in about three weeks to take the police exam, Gonzales said.
A skeptical but thorough Hinzman checked with her colleagues to confirm Montillano was signed up for the exam.
He was.
In a second call to Montillano, police Agent Henry Martin asked if he was planning on attending an orientation for police applicants on Feb. 18. Montillano said he would, Gonzales said, but he was a no-show.
End of the story? Not even close.
Montillano called police to apologize for missing the orientation, Gonzales said. He said his vehicle had been impounded in Las Vegas and he was trying to raise the cash to get it back.
At that point, detectives were convinced Montillano would realize he'd be arrested if he showed his face anywhere near police headquarters, and that they were now looking for a fugitive, Gonzales said.
Wrong again.
Five days after the missed orientation, police say the city got an e-mail from Montillano, saying he planned to catch a bus from Las Vegas to San Diego so as not to miss the entrance exam, Gonzales said.
Detectives doubted Montillano would show up, but they made plans to arrest him just in case.
So Hinzman and Martin were waiting at the registration table when one of the police hopefuls walked up and signed in: Romeo Ogilve Montillano.
The officers, momentarily stunned, called Montillano out of the exam room and into a nearby office, where they arrested him, Gonzales said. While he was being busted, Montillano asked two questions.
The first: Would he still be able to take to take the test?
No, he was told, his name was being removed from the list of applicants.
The second: Could he re-apply and maybe take the test later?
Montillano was booked into jail on suspicion of robbery, making criminal threats and grand theft in connection with the Kmart episode, Gonzales said. They later found that Montillano had been arrested in November on suspicion of a misdemeanor theft from another Chula Vista business.
Robbery suspect turns out to be police applicant
By Greg Gross
Union-Tribune Staff Writer
7:50 p.m. February 27, 2009
CHULA VISTA ? Romeo Montillano wanted to be a Chula Vista police officer.
The Police Department wanted Montillano ? in handcuffs.
Police spokesman Bernard Gonzales said investigators identified Montillano as the suspect in a robbery at the Kmart on East H Street last Dec. 8. Then they learned he was signed up to take the police department's entrance examination two months hence, Gonzales said.
Then, even knowing he was wanted, Montillano showed up to take the test. Eventually.
In the robbery, a man stole a television set, DVD player and telephone from the store, then beat up store employees who confronted him in the parking lot.
Detective Ruth Hinzman telephoned Montillano. He told her he was in Las Vegas, but would be back in about three weeks to take the police exam, Gonzales said.
A skeptical but thorough Hinzman checked with her colleagues to confirm Montillano was signed up for the exam.
He was.
In a second call to Montillano, police Agent Henry Martin asked if he was planning on attending an orientation for police applicants on Feb. 18. Montillano said he would, Gonzales said, but he was a no-show.
End of the story? Not even close.
Montillano called police to apologize for missing the orientation, Gonzales said. He said his vehicle had been impounded in Las Vegas and he was trying to raise the cash to get it back.
At that point, detectives were convinced Montillano would realize he'd be arrested if he showed his face anywhere near police headquarters, and that they were now looking for a fugitive, Gonzales said.
Wrong again.
Five days after the missed orientation, police say the city got an e-mail from Montillano, saying he planned to catch a bus from Las Vegas to San Diego so as not to miss the entrance exam, Gonzales said.
Detectives doubted Montillano would show up, but they made plans to arrest him just in case.
So Hinzman and Martin were waiting at the registration table when one of the police hopefuls walked up and signed in: Romeo Ogilve Montillano.
The officers, momentarily stunned, called Montillano out of the exam room and into a nearby office, where they arrested him, Gonzales said. While he was being busted, Montillano asked two questions.
The first: Would he still be able to take to take the test?
No, he was told, his name was being removed from the list of applicants.
The second: Could he re-apply and maybe take the test later?
Montillano was booked into jail on suspicion of robbery, making criminal threats and grand theft in connection with the Kmart episode, Gonzales said. They later found that Montillano had been arrested in November on suspicion of a misdemeanor theft from another Chula Vista business.
Robbery suspect turns out to be police applicant
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Wis. teen allegedly steals from cars to get money to pay lawyer to defend him on other charges
By Associated Press8:00 PM CDT, April 24, 2009 BELOIT, Wis. (AP) ? A teen allegedly broke into cars to raise money to pay a lawyer to defend him on other charges. A criminal complaint said a resident caught the teen inside his Chevrolet Camaro in his garage about 4:30 a.m. April 16 and tackled him and held him for police.
Officers found a GPS system, nine CDs and seven video games in his backpack. The criminal complaint said he took the items to help pay for a lawyer.
He was charged with felony burglary, possession of burglar tools and bail jumping.
The teen was charged previously with drug possession, disorderly conduct and theft of movable property.
Wis. teen allegedly steals from cars to get money to pay lawyer to defend him on other charges -- chicagotribune.com
By Associated Press8:00 PM CDT, April 24, 2009 BELOIT, Wis. (AP) ? A teen allegedly broke into cars to raise money to pay a lawyer to defend him on other charges. A criminal complaint said a resident caught the teen inside his Chevrolet Camaro in his garage about 4:30 a.m. April 16 and tackled him and held him for police.
Officers found a GPS system, nine CDs and seven video games in his backpack. The criminal complaint said he took the items to help pay for a lawyer.
He was charged with felony burglary, possession of burglar tools and bail jumping.
The teen was charged previously with drug possession, disorderly conduct and theft of movable property.
Wis. teen allegedly steals from cars to get money to pay lawyer to defend him on other charges -- chicagotribune.com