Ladies & gentlemen, I know how important and exciting this has become to you and if you had even an inkling on how I am practically exploding in anticipation to share this mind blowing announcement!
Phreakwars, I accept your offer of a mod position. I shall endeavour to populate the site with urbane and superior content at all times and torture those mercilessly that dont cut the muster. Please keep me in stealth mode for now, my inbox is busy enough as it is without me being labelled official moderator and it is best you keep my current status as unpaid so I am not detracted from my mandate.
LF, of course you want me to move in next door to you, with the revelations of my disclosure on mt thread about my best friend's wife, you are intrigued and want in the action. Of course. Shall I quote Noam Chomsky as my massive shaft brings you to realms of pleasure you have never known in your existence?
After our political epiphany in the shoutbox, I don't blame you for falling in love wiht me. I am completely irresistable, I know. It is a curse, if you only had an idea of how I suffer due to my ultra handsome looks.
Hamza, allah-u-akhbar. The glorious prophet mohammed would give up his 99 virgins bestowed upon him by Allah just to get some minutae of this earth shattering announcement with potentially global ramifications. This is bigger than if Sheikh Yasin were to rise from the dead and smite the terrorist state Israel from the Earth is a deadly act of evisceration.
To my fellow members at GF, I assure you that we will all revel in delight in the near future when I drop my bomb. Stay tuned, may the road rise to meet you all.