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That was the funniest thing I have seen all day.Let's play Sing Along Everybody!
You know how, join right in!
(To the tune of Old McDonald)
Old G.W. said they got WMD's, E I E I O
So into Iraq then we must go, E I E I O
We swore they were here,
and we thought they were there,
here a bomb,
there a bomb,
everywhere a dirty bomb...
Old G.W. Found no WMD's, E I E I O
Singing makes me feel happy! How about you boys and girls?
BUT REMEMBER...
The terrorists are everywhere. We must be on the lookout for the terrorists. Anybody could be a terrorist. They want to kill you. They want to destroy our American way of life. The terrorists are evil. They are everywhere. Maybe you are a terrorist. Maybe your mother is a terrorists. Maybe your coworker is a terrorist. You'll never know who is and who is not a terrorist.
I think they raised the terrorist alert from YELLOW to ORANGE. OH ****, OH ****, WE'RE SCREWED. The Terrorists are coming!
Um, Isn't this "Alert" based upon information from the same analyst folk who brought you Iraqi WMD's! OH **** IS RIGHT!
You'll be sorry when the terrorists get you and your family. They won't get me and mine because I'm looking for the terrorists. I'm seeking them out. I've got a house full of guns, and ammo, and grenades, and rocket launchers and machine guns and and and. Terrorists better beware. I'll shoot you on sight. I know what you look like. Turban wearing sand ******s. **** Terrorists. They are everywhere. See any terrorists today?
Remember, kill a baby terrorist before it has a chance to grow up even if you have to go to its country to do it. Jesus will thank you for your continued support!
Terrorists. Yes even the word sounds scary. Terrorists. Terrorists. Terrorists.
Fear Fear Fear. Aren't you afraid yet? Terrorists. Terrorists! TERRORISTS!!! Come on, be scared.
Never mind that your chances of being killed by being struck by lightning are 500 times more likely than being killed by the evil terrorists, we have to be on the lookout for terrorists. We have to find them, kill them, before they kill us and destroy America. If your not for stopping the terrorists, then your not an American.
What a complete pile of mass hysteria. Pure ****.
HEY Smutt ****!
At least get off of your knees and stop sucking the president's **** before solving the worlds problems little boy!
Before you discount this person's ideas, take a look at what they
are calling the Patriot Act II, and take a look at what it does to
our civil liberties. It erases them. I can't wait until this one passes
so I can be put in jail for life for protesting, or stripped of my BORN
RIGHT TO CITIZENSHIP IN THIS ******* COUNTRY!
Wake up people, they are using 9-11 as an excuse to take over the
world and take over our lives.