that was a fart?! it sounded so constipated!Farts originated from the ancient Abadiginols. In 1890 the worlds firsat and only Flacalents Carnival was held. It was a major succes. But unfortunately the odor was to unberable. People were sued and farting was illegal southern berlin. In 1895 a young German named Erik BonStraussenhiemer fought to undo the the law. He ate many mexican been burritos. Eventually he won. But his brother hated him. SO his brother invented the gass mask. And I am just lieng and full with ****. *Fart*