Favorite Simpsons Quotes

[Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell]

Homer: (in response to angina chest pains) "A beer will put out that fire!"

 

[smutt butt]

homer: mmmmmmmm bacon fat.

 

[Gentilhomme]

"Hey everyone, check out all this great stuff i found down at the dock, it was just sitting in some guy's boat!" -Homer

"Now lets all go back to that box...deailly..Where our beds and TV...Is.."
- Homer

"BEAUTIFUL JOE, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!.....Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin.." -Mr.Bruns

 

[RoyalOrleans]

"Stupid TV! Be more funny!" - Homer

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

HOMER:Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that so called volunteers don't even get paid?!

 

[Vortex]

Homer: "DOH"!!!

Lisa: "...A Deer"!!!

Marge: "A female deer"!

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

RE,a drop of Golden sun,
Mi,a name,I call myself....

what was next?...

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

homer: Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?

 

[Vortex]

RE,a drop of Golden sun,
Mi,a name,I call myself....

what was next?...

I know the entire song...however it wasnt in the simpsons to my knowledge

other than the beginning when they almost hit a deer in the car

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

 

[Gray~Gal]

Maggie "suck suck"

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Hmm...

What's a "Simpson"?

 

[jokersarewild]

Homer:"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't quit. You go to work everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way!"

I know people who believe this...