Fullauto explains ALL ! !

Old Salt

Old Salt

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Stoped to take a **** while driving through Canada and there on the side of the road was a pair of skivies. Now how do you lose those. Is there something going on in Canada we all ought to know? :rolleyes:
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Someone was probably coming back from the laundromat and had their clothes basket in the back of the pick-up. :D
 
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sheik-yerbouti

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Oracle, riddle me this :

What has a bed

Yet never sleeps,

And a mouth

But never speaks?

 
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Fullauto

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Fullauto, why do I keep finding red buttons in my washing machine when I don't own a **** thing that is red, nor does my son.
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Chances are you've stumbled upon a laundry 'white hole'... Wherever you lose a sock, it actually enters into someone else's dryer via said white holes...

I wouldn't bee concerned... it's a common problem..

Just last week, the Oracle found Jimm Hoffa in his Dryer!

Go Figure...

THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN ! !

 
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sheik-yerbouti

Guest
Well done soothsayer, now riddle me this is you can !

Round as an apple,

Yellow as gold

With more things in it

Than you're years old.

 
atlantic

atlantic

New member
Chances are you've stumbled upon a laundry 'white hole'... Wherever you lose a sock, it actually enters into someone else's dryer via said white holes...
I wouldn't bee concerned... it's a common problem..

Just last week, the Oracle found Jimm Hoffa in his Dryer!

Go Figure...

THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN ! !
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LOL, thank you Oracle ;)
 
Feckless Wench

Feckless Wench

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Why am I having the most horrible year of my life with Karma dumping on my head at every opportunity? What the heck did I do in a previous life to deserve this garbage and....most importantly...did I enjoy it?
 
hugo

hugo

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Why am I having the most horrible year of my life with Karma dumping on my head at every opportunity? What the heck did I do in a previous life to deserve this garbage and....most importantly...did I enjoy it?
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It's bad karma for being an admin for a tyrannical egomaniac in this life.

 
Anna Perenna

Anna Perenna

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Why am I having the most horrible year of my life with Karma dumping on my head at every opportunity? What the heck did I do in a previous life to deserve this garbage and....most importantly...did I enjoy it?
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It's not you, Feckless. There is something going on with the planets, I swear. Everyone I know is having a messed up, hard time this year.

Hope you're ok.....

 
hugo

hugo

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It's not you, Feckless. There is something going on with the planets, I swear. Everyone I know is having a messed up, hard time this year.
Hope you're ok.....
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Been a bad year for humans.

 
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wez

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Dear Orahole,

If the world is ready to seperate into utopian societies based upon skin pigmentation to be admired by aliens, why did we just elect the first African American president in the history of the United States in a landslide when only approximately 10% of our population is black?

Appears most white folk aren't skinheads and could give a rats *** about "the 14 words"..

 
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sheik-yerbouti

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Dear Orahole,
If the world is ready to seperate into utopian societies based upon skin pigmentation to be admired by aliens, why did we just elect the first African American president in the history of the United States in a landslide when only approximately 10% of our population is black?

Appears most white folk aren't skinheads and could give a rats *** about "the 14 words"..
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Why is the world and her husband calling OB an African American? He has a white parent as well as a black one. Each has donatd 50% of his DNA.

No one calls him a European American. Please explain.....

 
Old Salt

Old Salt

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Why is the world and her husband calling OB an African American? He has a white parent as well as a black one. Each has donatd 50% of his DNA.
No one calls him a European American. Please explain.....
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OK, he's a Euro/African American.
 
ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid

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OK, he's a Euro/African American.
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I have no problem with him being called an African American, or black, or whatever, President. I can't believe that we already have people who are still feeding the race issue by claiming that he doesn't count as being a black man, elected as President, because his father was from Kenya and he doesn't have any blood from a former slave in America.

 
Old Salt

Old Salt

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I have no problem with him being called an African American, or black, or whatever, President. I can't believe that we already have people who are still feeding the race issue by claiming that he doesn't count as being a black man, elected as President, because his father was from Kenya and he doesn't have any blood from a former slave in America.
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You mean to say he ain't black enough? :eek:
 
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