Girls...

[atlantic]

Well.. no ****? You figured everything out? I'm thirty-six years old, been married twice, and have banged broads from sea to shining sea, still I have no clue what women are thinking.

Enlighten me.

It usually goes something like this:

women at age 20: What is he thinking

women at age 25: Will I ever get married

women at age 30: What did I do

women at age 35: I can't wait to get divorced

women at age 40: maybe I should switch teams, maybe not

women at age 45: finally smart enough to find someone who is like her.


Find yourself an older woman

 

[manicmonday]

It usually goes something like this:

women at age 20: What is he thinking

women at age 25: Will I ever get married

women at age 30: What did I do

women at age 35: I can't wait to get divorced

women at age 40: maybe I should switch teams, maybe not

women at age 45: finally smart enough to find someone who is like her.


Find yourself an older woman

I'm a younger than he is and I think I have my **** together better than that. Plus, no switching of the teams. Not gonna happen. If I could find a man with my interests, I would be like him like white on rice.

 

[AvsFan]

Ah yea ok, sounds like a good plan

 

[atlantic]

I'm a younger than he is and I think I have my **** together better than that. Plus, no switching of the teams. Not gonna happen. If I could find a man with my interests, I would be like him like white on rice.

That is the most important thing right there

 

[RoyalOrleans]

It usually goes something like this:

women at age 20: What is he thinking

women at age 25: Will I ever get married

women at age 30: What did I do

women at age 35: I can't wait to get divorced

women at age 40: maybe I should switch teams, maybe not

women at age 45: finally smart enough to find someone who is like her.


Find yourself an older woman

Men at age 20: Will long sideburns get me laid?

Men at age 25: I need to get laid.

Men at age 30: I need to get laid.

Men at age 35: I need to get laid.

Men at age 40: I need to get laid.

Men at age 45: I should've gotten laid more in my youth.

 

[Lethalfind]

Men at age 20: Will long sideburns get me laid?

Men at age 25: I need to get laid.

Men at age 30: I need to get laid.

Men at age 35: I need to get laid.

Men at age 40: I need to get laid.

Men at age 45: I should've gotten laid more in my youth.

I don't know about this last one, with the advent of drugs like Viagra, a man's time to get laid goes alot later in life. As long as you don't have a heart problem, you can pop a little blue pill and screw until your dehydrated.

 

[snafu]

I don't know about this last one, with the advent of drugs like Viagra, a man's time to get laid goes alot later in life. As long as you don't have a heart problem, you can pop a little blue pill and screw until your dehydrated.

****! viagra? 49 years old and I can hump you dry!

 

[AvsFan]

****! viagra? 49 years old and I can hump you dry!

Hahaha that's disgusting

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I don't know about this last one, with the advent of drugs like Viagra, a man's time to get laid goes alot later in life. As long as you don't have a heart problem, you can pop a little blue pill and screw until your dehydrated.

If you do have a heart problem, I suggest taking Viagra anyways. What a way to go; a hard on and a smile.

 

[kellyjaz]

Well I'm only 18 but here's the deal... I am told almost every day that I am very attractive and that any girl would be lucky to have me as a boyfriend. Yet not a single girl seems to notice me (except my best friend who is having a hard time dumping her boyfriend). Idk I guess it's not a big deal but it still pisses me off

Maybe they are just being nice, LOL,
telling you, you are nice and ****,

 

[snafu]

Maybe they are just being nice, LOL,
telling you, you are nice and ****,

That might be the case. If it is he just has to lower his standards.
There

 

[kellyjaz]

LOL...

Guys want the best chicks...well they too want the best guys.

If you rate yourself from 0-20,
giving yourself a 8, you should go for a girl who is a 4.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

LOL...

Guys want the best chicks...well they too want the best guys.

If you rate yourself from 0-20,
giving yourself a 8, you should go for a girl who is a 4.

Well I'll be a son of a bitch, I've been dating out of my league for years.

 

[somersetcace1]

Common problem for alot of kids your age.

1. Stop basing your life on finding a girlfriend. It's obvious, and girls don't like desperate guys. (unless you're rich)

2. Get over rejection. It happens, and the only thing that makes it suck, is you. You don't have to be an ass either, but if one girl doesn't like you, try another. Simple math...the guy who asks 1000 girls to date him has a far greater chance than the guy who asks 1.

3. Forget league...I've seen some serious freaks with some damned fine woman. You want her...try for it.

4. Probably the most important. BE YOURSELF...if you aren't even confident enough to be the person you are, you have no business trying to find a girlfriend. Find a life first.

5. Don't treat woman like aliens. I have news for you: They are human, just like you..treat them accodingly.

6. It helps if you shower regularly, wear clean clothes, and try not to be drunk or stoned when you talk to them. You may FEEL more at ease, but trust me, you sound like a moron.

Last but not least...You can avoid following all of the above steps by getting filthy stinking rich...your choice. ;-)

 

[AvsFan]

Ok thanks. Everything is good now so...

 

[snafu]

Common problem for alot of kids your age.

1. Stop basing your life on finding a girlfriend. It's obvious, and girls don't like desperate guys. (unless you're rich)

2. Get over rejection. It happens, and the only thing that makes it suck, is you. You don't have to be an ass either, but if one girl doesn't like you, try another. Simple math...the guy who asks 1000 girls to date him has a far greater chance than the guy who asks 1.

3. Forget league...I've seen some serious freaks with some damned fine woman. You want her...try for it.

4. Probably the most important. BE YOURSELF...if you aren't even confident enough to be the person you are, you have no business trying to find a girlfriend. Find a life first.

5. Don't treat woman like aliens. I have news for you: They are human, just like you..treat them accodingly.

6. It helps if you shower regularly, wear clean clothes, and try not to be drunk or stoned when you talk to them. You may FEEL more at ease, but trust me, you sound like a moron.

Last but not least...You can avoid following all of the above steps by getting filthy stinking rich...your choice. ;-)

See everybody listen up! Here

 

[snafu]

Common problem for alot of kids your age.

1. Stop basing your life on finding a girlfriend. It's obvious, and girls don't like desperate guys. (unless you're rich)

2. Get over rejection. It happens, and the only thing that makes it suck, is you. You don't have to be an ass either, but if one girl doesn't like you, try another. Simple math...the guy who asks 1000 girls to date him has a far greater chance than the guy who asks 1.

3. Forget league...I've seen some serious freaks with some damned fine woman. You want her...try for it.

4. Probably the most important. BE YOURSELF...if you aren't even confident enough to be the person you are, you have no business trying to find a girlfriend. Find a life first.

5. Don't treat woman like aliens. I have news for you: They are human, just like you..treat them accodingly.

6. It helps if you shower regularly, wear clean clothes, and try not to be drunk or stoned when you talk to them. You may FEEL more at ease, but trust me, you sound like a moron.

Last but not least...You can avoid following all of the above steps by getting filthy stinking rich...your choice. ;-)

See everybody listen up! Here

 

[CuteSubmissiveGuy]

NazzNegg made some great points, Also helps to have a great tongue lol

Here's some pointers for you!

There are many ways to use your fingers to make a girl go crazy, and some of the best are to be found by simple exploration - try different things, different numbers of fingers, different parts of her ***** and ass, and be innovative and inventive. Some of the best fingering comes in conjunction with oral... but there is one, shining act which transcends all sexuality, and gives a woman - any woman - the best orgasm of her LIFE. If I am sharing this advice with you it's because I think you're a nice guy or girl. This is not the kind of knowledge which should be bestowed upon predators or misogynists. You should only know this and use this if you LOVE women.

Here goes:

Start by performing a little oral on her inner thighs, labia and clitty especially, to get her nice and wet. The rest of this (except for, perhaps, the very end) can be enhanced by continually sucking and licking the clitoris throughout the duration of the act - oral definitely increases the power and pleasure or the female ejaculating orgasm.

Now, take the hand that you write with, and take the two fingers closest to your thumb (your pointer/index finger and your middle finger) and make them wet with your mouth, with hers, or with her ***** juice (she should be glistening wet for this to work properly). MAKE SURE YOUR NAILS ARE TRIMMED AND NOT SHARP.

Slide those two fingers in, with the fingerprint part of the fingers facing up (nails down), slide them in firmly but slowly, as far as they will go without using too much pressure. If she is really tight you make need to start with one, and if there is a lot of wetness but resistance, you may need to tease and taste her ***** some more. Once you get those fingers in, tease her inner walls slowly with the pads of your fingers, and get her even more juicy. When you think that she is ready to have the orgasm of her life, you may begin:

Now you will maneuver your fingers to find her g-spot. Yes, it exists, and yes, every woman has one. Slide your fingers in about 2 inches, UP, and then BACK towards the front of the ***** (like you're going up behind her clitty). Her g-spot is actually a patch of her inner walls which is on the FRONT INNER WALL of her *****, above the hole itself. So, in, up, and back towards the entrance. You should feel, on that wall, a very rough patch of skin

 

[Sly]

He's lucky, all the girls I ask out tell me they're lesbians...

 

[KathyA]

That is because we are all lesbians Sly..