Anna Perenna
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I'm satisfied.hahahaha.. kay.. lemme fix again.. ~ wez
That should work..
The disclaimer covers me **** ~ wez
Give me quotes or give me death!
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Although I'm pretty sure I posted this somewhere on this thread at some point.. If not, said it somewhere.. I'll say it again.. and it's all mine, ****'s!!
I sh t, therefore, I have shat ~ wez
disclaimer: **** is the sole property of the Anna Perenna charm school of womanly perfection.
If you aint Anna trained, you aint sh t..
I sh t, therefore, I have shat ~ wez
disclaimer: **** is the sole property of the Anna Perenna charm school of womanly perfection.
If you aint Anna trained, you aint sh t..
We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone. ~ Orson Wells
The most terrible poverty is loneliness, and the feeling of being unloved ~ Mother Teresa
When we truly realize that we are all alone is when we need others the most ~ Ronald Anthony
The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration. ~ Pearl S. Buck
What loneliness is more lonely than distrust? ~ T.S. Eliot
It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely ~ Albert Einstein
Loneliness is never more cruel than when it is felt in close propinquity with someone who has ceased to communicate ~ Germaine Greer
Alone, all alone. Nobody, but nobody Can make it out here alone ~ Maya Angelou
What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured ~ Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Solitude is the profoundest fact of the human condition. Man is the only being who knows he is alone ~ Octavio Paz
Remember we're all in this alone ~ Lily Tomlin
Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people ~ Joan Collins
The whole conviction of my life now rests upon the belief that loneliness, far from being a rare and curious phenomenon, peculiar to myself and to a few other solitary men, is the central and inevitable fact of human existence ~ Thomas Wolfe
Lonliness accepted becomes a gift leading one from a life dominated by tears to the discovery of one's true self and finally to the heart of longing and the love of ***. ~ Unknown
It would do the world good if every man would compel himself occasionally to be absolutely alone. Most of the world's progress has come out of such loneliness ~ Bruce Barton
The end comes when we no longer talk with ourselves. It is the end of genuine thinking and the beginning of the final loneliness ~ Edward Gibbon
If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right ~ Jules Renard
The most terrible poverty is loneliness, and the feeling of being unloved ~ Mother Teresa
When we truly realize that we are all alone is when we need others the most ~ Ronald Anthony
The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration. ~ Pearl S. Buck
What loneliness is more lonely than distrust? ~ T.S. Eliot
It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely ~ Albert Einstein
Loneliness is never more cruel than when it is felt in close propinquity with someone who has ceased to communicate ~ Germaine Greer
Alone, all alone. Nobody, but nobody Can make it out here alone ~ Maya Angelou
What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured ~ Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Solitude is the profoundest fact of the human condition. Man is the only being who knows he is alone ~ Octavio Paz
Remember we're all in this alone ~ Lily Tomlin
Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people ~ Joan Collins
The whole conviction of my life now rests upon the belief that loneliness, far from being a rare and curious phenomenon, peculiar to myself and to a few other solitary men, is the central and inevitable fact of human existence ~ Thomas Wolfe
Lonliness accepted becomes a gift leading one from a life dominated by tears to the discovery of one's true self and finally to the heart of longing and the love of ***. ~ Unknown
It would do the world good if every man would compel himself occasionally to be absolutely alone. Most of the world's progress has come out of such loneliness ~ Bruce Barton
The end comes when we no longer talk with ourselves. It is the end of genuine thinking and the beginning of the final loneliness ~ Edward Gibbon
If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right ~ Jules Renard
No one would choose a friendless existence on condition of having all the other things in the world. ~ Aristotle
The body is a house of many windows: there we all sit, showing ourselves and crying on the passers-by to come and love us ~ Robert Louis Stevenson
When Christ said: "I was hungry and you fed me," he didn't mean only the hunger for bread and for food; he also meant the hunger to be loved. Jesus himself experienced this loneliness. He came amongst his own and his own received him not, and it hurt him then and it has kept on hurting him. The same hunger, the same loneliness, the same having no one to be accepted by and to be loved and wanted by. Every human being in that case resembles Christ in his loneliness; and that is the hardest part, that's real hunger ~ Mother Teresa
It is easy in the world to live after the world's opinions; it is easy in solitude to live after your own; but the great man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself ~ Mark Twain
Be good and you will be lonely. ~ Mark Twain
The eternal quest of the individual human being is to shatter his loneliness. ~ Norman Cousins
Separate we come, and separate we go, And this be it known, is all that we know. ~ Conrad Aiken
One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul, and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. ~ Vincent Van Gogh
The body is a house of many windows: there we all sit, showing ourselves and crying on the passers-by to come and love us ~ Robert Louis Stevenson
When Christ said: "I was hungry and you fed me," he didn't mean only the hunger for bread and for food; he also meant the hunger to be loved. Jesus himself experienced this loneliness. He came amongst his own and his own received him not, and it hurt him then and it has kept on hurting him. The same hunger, the same loneliness, the same having no one to be accepted by and to be loved and wanted by. Every human being in that case resembles Christ in his loneliness; and that is the hardest part, that's real hunger ~ Mother Teresa
It is easy in the world to live after the world's opinions; it is easy in solitude to live after your own; but the great man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself ~ Mark Twain
Be good and you will be lonely. ~ Mark Twain
The eternal quest of the individual human being is to shatter his loneliness. ~ Norman Cousins
Separate we come, and separate we go, And this be it known, is all that we know. ~ Conrad Aiken
One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul, and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. ~ Vincent Van Gogh
Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I'll remember. Involve me and I'll understand.~ Confucius
Asking the right questions takes as much skill as giving the right answers.~ Robert Half
The truth isn't the truth until people believe you, and they can't believe you if they don't know what you're saying, and they can't know what you're saying if they don't listen to you, and they won't listen to you if you're not interesting, and you won't be interesting unless you say things imaginatively, originally, freshly.~ William Bernbach
The greatest problem in communication is the illusion that it has been accomplished. ~ George Bernard Shaw
You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. ~ Naguib Mahfouz
I have found that it does not help, in the long run, to begin my inquiries from the standpoint of the world as a problem to be solved. I am more effective, quite simply, as long as I can retain the spirit of inquiry of the everlasting beginner. ~ David Cooperrider
They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Carl W. Buechner
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves ~ Carl Gustav Jung
Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third ~ Marge Piercy
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. ~ Dale Carnegie
I understand people's suffering, people's pain, more than you will every know yourself ~ Princess of Wales Diana
When a man begins to understand himself he begins to live. When he begins to live he begins to understand his fellow men ~ Norvin Mcgranahan
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it ~ Upton Sinclair
'Tis better to understand, than to be understood ~ Unknown
Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding ~ Kahlil Gibran
Asking the right questions takes as much skill as giving the right answers.~ Robert Half
The truth isn't the truth until people believe you, and they can't believe you if they don't know what you're saying, and they can't know what you're saying if they don't listen to you, and they won't listen to you if you're not interesting, and you won't be interesting unless you say things imaginatively, originally, freshly.~ William Bernbach
The greatest problem in communication is the illusion that it has been accomplished. ~ George Bernard Shaw
You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. ~ Naguib Mahfouz
I have found that it does not help, in the long run, to begin my inquiries from the standpoint of the world as a problem to be solved. I am more effective, quite simply, as long as I can retain the spirit of inquiry of the everlasting beginner. ~ David Cooperrider
They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Carl W. Buechner
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves ~ Carl Gustav Jung
Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third ~ Marge Piercy
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. ~ Dale Carnegie
I understand people's suffering, people's pain, more than you will every know yourself ~ Princess of Wales Diana
When a man begins to understand himself he begins to live. When he begins to live he begins to understand his fellow men ~ Norvin Mcgranahan
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it ~ Upton Sinclair
'Tis better to understand, than to be understood ~ Unknown
Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding ~ Kahlil Gibran
Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity. ~ Christopher Morley
You don't get harmony when everybody sings the same note. ~ Doug Floyd
The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain. ~ Colin Wilson
The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. ~ J.K. Galbraith
The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. ~ George Bernard Shaw
With the pride of the artist, you must blow against the walls of every power that exists the small trumpet of your defiance. ~ Norman Mailer
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
In the moment of our creation we receive the stamp of our individuality; and much of life is spent in rubbing off or defacing the impression. ~ Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare
To be dragged in the wake of the passive flock and to pass a hundred and one times beneath the shears of the shepherd, or to die alone like a brave eagle on a rocky crag of a great mountain: that is the dilemma. ~ Praxedis Guerrero
When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wrong. ~ Ani Difranco
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt. ~ Clarence Darrow
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature. ~ George Bernard Shaw
Finding the occasional straw of truth awash in a great ocean of confusion and bamboozle requires intelligence, vigilance, dedication and courage. But if we don't practice these tough habits of thought, we cannot hope to solve the truly serious problems that face us - and we risk becoming a nation of suckers, up for grabs by the next charlatan who comes along. ~ Carl Sagan
The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself. ~ Rita Mae Brown
Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people. ~ Martina Navratilova
Not all those who wander are lost. ~ J.R.R. Tolkien
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. ~ Winston Churchill
Common experience shows how much rarer is moral courage than physical bravery. A thousand men will march to the mouth of the cannon where one man will dare espouse an unpopular cause. ~ Clarence Darrow
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. ~Anatole France
Just because something is tradition doesn't make it right. ~ Anthony J. D'Angelo
All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions. ~ Adlai Stevenson
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. ~ Albert Camus
No man can cause more grief than that one clinging blindly to the vices of his ancestors. ~ William Faulkner
The number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed. ~ Richard Brinsley Sheridan
The minority, the ruling class at present, has the schools and press, usually the Church as well, under its thumb. This enables it to organize and sway the emotions of the masses, and make its tool of them. ~ Albert Einstein, letter to Sigmund Freud, 30 July 1932
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. ~ G.B. Shaw
You don't get harmony when everybody sings the same note. ~ Doug Floyd
The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain. ~ Colin Wilson
The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. ~ J.K. Galbraith
The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. ~ George Bernard Shaw
With the pride of the artist, you must blow against the walls of every power that exists the small trumpet of your defiance. ~ Norman Mailer
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
In the moment of our creation we receive the stamp of our individuality; and much of life is spent in rubbing off or defacing the impression. ~ Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare
To be dragged in the wake of the passive flock and to pass a hundred and one times beneath the shears of the shepherd, or to die alone like a brave eagle on a rocky crag of a great mountain: that is the dilemma. ~ Praxedis Guerrero
When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wrong. ~ Ani Difranco
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt. ~ Clarence Darrow
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature. ~ George Bernard Shaw
Finding the occasional straw of truth awash in a great ocean of confusion and bamboozle requires intelligence, vigilance, dedication and courage. But if we don't practice these tough habits of thought, we cannot hope to solve the truly serious problems that face us - and we risk becoming a nation of suckers, up for grabs by the next charlatan who comes along. ~ Carl Sagan
The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself. ~ Rita Mae Brown
Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people. ~ Martina Navratilova
Not all those who wander are lost. ~ J.R.R. Tolkien
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. ~ Winston Churchill
Common experience shows how much rarer is moral courage than physical bravery. A thousand men will march to the mouth of the cannon where one man will dare espouse an unpopular cause. ~ Clarence Darrow
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. ~Anatole France
Just because something is tradition doesn't make it right. ~ Anthony J. D'Angelo
All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions. ~ Adlai Stevenson
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. ~ Albert Camus
No man can cause more grief than that one clinging blindly to the vices of his ancestors. ~ William Faulkner
The number of those who undergo the fatigue of judging for themselves is very small indeed. ~ Richard Brinsley Sheridan
The minority, the ruling class at present, has the schools and press, usually the Church as well, under its thumb. This enables it to organize and sway the emotions of the masses, and make its tool of them. ~ Albert Einstein, letter to Sigmund Freud, 30 July 1932
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. ~ G.B. Shaw
Anna Perenna
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Silence is golden, ***** - Anna Perenna
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~ Dr. Seuss
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams ~ Dr. Seuss
The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go. ~ Dr. Seuss
How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon ~ Dr. Seuss
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams ~ Dr. Seuss
The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go. ~ Dr. Seuss
How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon ~ Dr. Seuss
Ahhlee
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For RO:
"A fat woman is a blanket for winter." - Arab proverb
"It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid" - Kate Moss
"What's a feminist anyways? A fat pig who doesn't get it often enough?" - Ted Nugent
"Men aren't fat, only fat women are fat." - Peter Griffin
"It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat." - Arnold Schwarzenegger
"A fat woman is a blanket for winter." - Arab proverb
"It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid" - Kate Moss
"What's a feminist anyways? A fat pig who doesn't get it often enough?" - Ted Nugent
"Men aren't fat, only fat women are fat." - Peter Griffin
"It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat." - Arnold Schwarzenegger
RoyalOrleans
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Thank you, thank you.
"America is fat. So fat that its Bible Belt had to change to Sansabelt slacks."
- RO
Anna Perenna
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Uhhh, don't correct me. It sickens me - Mr. FuriousActually, shat is the past tense of sh t.
From Merriam-Webster:
But whatever works for you.
ImWithStupid
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Wrath of the Tiger - by Claude Bawlz
RoyalOrleans
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Beneath the bleachers by Seymour Hiney
ImWithStupid
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40 yards to the outhouse - by ***** Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont
"The spirit in which you do the work (nursing) makes all the diference. Invested as you should with the dignity of the profession and the cloak of love for suffering humanity you can enoble anything your hand may be called upon to do. For work done in this spirit there will ever come to you a recompense far outweighing that of silver and gold. ~ Isabel Hampton Robb (prominent early American nurse educator) from her textbook Nursing Ethics, 1901