Gold diggers stink!

[Ahhlee]

You always act this way, it has nothing to do with me, it is 99% because of Ali, she sets the stage for every ******** you get involved in and your led by the nose to do her bidding.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggy, or are you going to bite?

RO must be the one picking up that 1% ******** staging that I miss.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

RO must be the one picking up that 1% ******** staging that I miss.

You know me, any reason I can to spring for an abortion.

 

[timesjoke]

Since you've been back at BS, I've pretty much stayed on track with attempting to debate the subject matter with you. I've even bowed out of a discussion to avoid seeing it evolve (devolve...?) into an all out flame war out of respect for the other members here.

I've yet to "attack" your family since your return. YOU are the one who drags your family into the mix over, and over and over.

I do believe when I mentioned my grandmother's saying "Why buy the cow" saying you took a shot at Tami calling her a cow Ali.

I guess that does not count though right?

Live in the past much? How's that working for ya?

Not as well as for you, obviously, your still pretending to be miss innocent I see.

I do not even remotely care what you think about me.

No? Then why spend so much time talking about me and how I see you?

Never. Never, ever, never, ever....ever, never, ever because you're not.

Well you made my point for me, all the pretty talk about getting to know you guys and at the end of the day, you will not try to get to know me instead.

Life isn't fair....right? Awwww.

Okay, back at you, stop crying about me then, it goes both ways you know.

Never, ever, never, ever to the never'th degree!

So why would I ever expect a joke from either you or eddo when you clearly say there is nothing good about me? Why do you two demand I spend more time to get to know and like you when neither of you will do the same for me?

I honestly don't care if you have good feelings towards me or not, TJ. I'm not insecure enough to need, nay DEMAND, your approval.

So why all the crying?

I am not the one turning to personal attacks. You turning to personal attacks proves your insecure.

You seem pretty focused on that 5%. I guess I'm just following suit.

I focus on the 5% when it shows up during topics that are about women where you abandon your usual good debating skills in favor of blocking and attack skills.

Your determined to stop discussions you do not like, and I am the only person here who has ever stood up to you when you pull this stuff.

 

[wez]

I do believe when I mentioned my grandmother's saying "Why buy the cow" saying you took a shot at Tami calling her a cow Ali.
I guess that does not count though right?

Not as well as for you, obviously, your still pretending to be miss innocent I see.

No? Then why spend so much time talking about me and how I see you?

Well you made my point for me, all the pretty talk about getting to know you guys and at the end of the day, you will not try to get to know me instead.

Okay, back at you, stop crying about me then, it goes both ways you know.

So why would I ever expect a joke from either you or eddo when you clearly say there is nothing good about me? Why do you two demand I spend more time to get to know and like you when neither of you will do the same for me?

So why all the crying?

I am not the one turning to personal attacks. You turning to personal attacks proves your insecure.

I focus on the 5% when it shows up during topics that are about women where you abandon your usual good debating skills in favor of blocking and attack skills.

Your determined to stop discussions you do not like, and I am the only person here who has ever stood up to you when you pull this stuff.

Genius.. all the sh t you bawl about was all fine and dandy.. when you were doing it to me.. and then some.. a lot of then some.. so.. Mr. Innocent..

Shut the **** up..

 

[eddo]

I do believe when I mentioned my grandmother's saying "Why buy the cow" saying you took a shot at Tami calling her a cow Ali.
I guess that does not count though right?

How did you expect Ali to react when that saying is pretty much calling all women "cows".

She tossed your own words back at you and you didn't like it when it was applied to you. It was fine for you to compare ALL other women to cows, but don't dare anyone call Tami one too...

dude, you are dense.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Is it at all possible to give yourself a new username without canceling the account?

If so, might I suggest to Timesjoke a name change to "JustBS'Joke"?

 

[timesjoke]

How did you expect Ali to react when that saying is pretty much calling all women "cows".
She tossed your own words back at you and you didn't like it when it was applied to you. It was fine for you to compare ALL other women to cows, but don't dare anyone call Tami one too...

dude, you are dense.

That is not what the saying means eddo and you darn well know it.

The meaning of it is to say if girls give away *** without commitment, then why would the man want to get married to you? There was never any implication to call all women cows.

But Ali took the term literally long enough to take a shot at Tami, something she just claimed to never have done, and this is my point, she always acts this way when ****** off, to attack people, even their loved ones.

When have I ever attacked your loved ones eddo? Have I ever attacked Ali's loved ones? So why is it okay to attack mine?

 

[wez]

That is not what the saying means eddo and you darn well know it.
The meaning of it is to say if girls give away *** without commitment, then why would the man want to get married to you? There was never any implication to call all women cows.

But Ali took the term literally long enough to take a shot at Tami, something she just claimed to never have done, and this is my point, she always acts this way when ****** off, to attack people, even their loved ones.

When have I ever attacked your loved ones eddo? Have I ever attacked Ali's loved ones? So why is it okay to attack mine?

Shut the **** up before I act like you.. to you.. to show you.. you.. who.. I'm not.

 

[eddo]

That is not what the saying means eddo and you darn well know it.
The meaning of it is to say if girls give away *** without commitment, then why would the man want to get married to you? There was never any implication to call all women cows.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

When compared to women and ***- what is the cow in this anecdote referring too?

Maybe you didn't mean it this way, but it was most certainly came off as a derogatory term- aimed at calling women who take a more liberal outlook at *** (like Ali) a bunch of "cows."

In essence, Ali wasn't calling Tami a cow- you were. Have you bought your "cow" TJ? or is she giving the "milk" up for free?

(for those following along at home, I am not actually calling Tami a cow. I am asking TJ if he and Tami have married {bought the cow,} or if they are living in sin {getting the milk for free} as his grandmothers anecdote refers to.)

When have I ever attacked your loved ones eddo? Have I ever attacked Ali's loved ones? So why is it okay to attack mine?

Dear holy flying spaghetti ***,

Please let TJ ***** drop soon. He needs the testosterone influx to counter his overly weepy vaginal secretions.

oh, and please fill my belly with your noodlely goodness.

Thank you,

eddo

 

[eddo]

Shut the **** up before I act like you.. to you.. to show you.. you.. who.. I'm not.

Wez, I am pretty sure you could add some insight to this discussion if you tried. Please don't start that same old "Shut the **** up before I act like you.. to you.. to show you.. you.. who.. I'm not" ****.

 

[wez]

Wez, I am pretty sure you could add some insight to this discussion if you tried. Please don't start that same old "Shut the **** up before I act like you.. to you.. to show you.. you.. who.. I'm not" ****.

Shut the **** up before I...

You don't wanna tell me what to do.. trust me.. hahahaha

 

[wez]

When compared to women and ***- what is the cow in this anecdote referring too?Maybe you didn't mean it this way, but it was most certainly came off as a derogatory term- aimed at calling women who take a more liberal outlook at *** (like Ali) a bunch of "cows."

In essence, Ali wasn't calling Tami a cow- you were. Have you bought your "cow" TJ? or is she giving the "milk" up for free?

(for those following along at home, I am not actually calling Tami a cow. I am asking TJ if he and Tami have married {bought the cow,} or if they are living in sin {getting the milk for free} as his grandmothers anecdote refers to.)

You don't understand.. women stop becoming a cow when they make you pay for their milk.. like TJ's grandma.. and Tami.. kinda like a.. hooker.. right TJ?

 

[Ahhlee]

I do believe when I mentioned my grandmother's saying "Why buy the cow" saying you took a shot at Tami calling her a cow Ali.
I guess that does not count though right?

How did you expect Ali to react when that saying is pretty much calling all women "cows".
She tossed your own words back at you and you didn't like it when it was applied to you. It was fine for you to compare ALL other women to cows, but don't dare anyone call Tami one too...

dude, you are dense.

That is not what the saying means eddo and you darn well know it.
The meaning of it is to say if girls give away *** without commitment, then why would the man want to get married to you? There was never any implication to call all women cows.

But Ali took the term literally long enough to take a shot at Tami, something she just claimed to never have done, and this is my point, she always acts this way when ****** off, to attack people, even their loved ones.

When have I ever attacked your loved ones eddo? Have I ever attacked Ali's loved ones? So why is it okay to attack mine?

When compared to women and ***- what is the cow in this anecdote referring too?Maybe you didn't mean it this way, but it was most certainly came off as a derogatory term- aimed at calling women who take a more liberal outlook at *** (like Ali) a bunch of "cows."

In essence, Ali wasn't calling Tami a cow- you were. Have you bought your "cow" TJ? or is she giving the "milk" up for free?

(for those following along at home, I am not actually calling Tami a cow. I am asking TJ if he and Tami have married {bought the cow,} or if they are living in sin {getting the milk for free} as his grandmothers anecdote refers to.)

eddo is exactly right. Grandma's quote was perfectly fine when applied to ALL other women, but when TJ was directly confronted with that same nugget of wisdom, suddenly he views it as an "attack" against him and his loved ones.

YOU called Tami a cow. Not me.

Dude...you're insane. Seriously. You're creeping me out.

And gee, TJ...how can we speak in generalities when ALL you can focus on is the exceptions? Hmmmmmmmmmm??????? Again, I'm sure this will be viewed as an "attack" once it's being applied to you.

Your determined to stop discussions you do not like, and I am the only person here who has ever stood up to you when you pull this stuff.

Yes, everyone else here is terrified to debate me.

........

This is just getting stupid. All these threads are getting derailed for no reason. TJ, would you like me to create a special thread just for you so you can call me out on what a nasty person I am and take me to task for not accepting you and somehow blocking others here from accepting you, too?

Just let me know.

Otherwise I'll probably find something more interesting to do:

Maybe I'll go shopping for a pretty new nose ring for eddo.

Or I'll manipulate IWS into fully following my lead since right now he is only partially on board with my evil plan to destroy TJ, this forum, the interweb, that Applebee's on 24th street that served me a strawberry daquari without a straw, and eventually the world! Buwahahahaha!

I could possibly convince RO to combine our ******** itinerary and he could impregnate my irresponsible ****** with his irresponsible *****. If I use my manipulation skills correctly, I could probably get him to pay for the subsequent abortion by our 3rd date!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I could possibly convince RO to combine our ******** itinerary and he could impregnate my irresponsible ****** with his irresponsible *****. If I use my manipulation skills correctly, I could probably get him to pay for the subsequent abortion by our 3rd date!

I've already written the check out to the "International House of Abortions".

Booth or table?

 

[RoyalOrleans]

That is not what the saying means eddo and you darn well know it.
The meaning of it is to say if girls give away *** without commitment, then why would the man want to get married to you? There was never any implication to call all women cows.

But Ali took the term literally long enough to take a shot at Tami, something she just claimed to never have done, and this is my point, she always acts this way when ****** off, to attack people, even their loved ones.

When have I ever attacked your loved ones eddo? Have I ever attacked Ali's loved ones? So why is it okay to attack mine?

Tami?

Ali?

Cookie?

Cinnamon?

Gigi?

Crystal?

Eddo?

Sounds like the starting line up down there at the "Jiggly Room".

 

[RoyalOrleans]

When compared to women and ***- what is the cow in this anecdote referring too?

Don't you mean, "What was the cow referring to?".

I'll answer that in one word: depleted nipples. Ok... that's two words, but you get the jist of it, I'm suspicious.

 

[eddo]

Tami?
Ali?

Cookie?

Cinnamon?

Gigi?

Crystal?

Eddo?

Sounds like the starting line up down there at the "Jiggly Room".

yeah, but I don't make in tips what the girls do. Some of you men just wanna touch and not pay.

eh, I'm not complaining though...

Don't you mean, "What was the cow referring to?".
I'll answer that in one word: depleted nipples. Ok... that's two words, but you get the jist of it, I'm suspicious.

Yeah, "too" and "to" will be the downfall of me. My family has order to write them wrongly on my tombstone. and I don't mean my pizza

 

[Ahhlee]

I've already written the check out to the "International House of Abortions".
Booth or table?

How thoughtful of you to ask! Booth, please.

I prefer the intimacy and privacy of a booth when I'm engaging in irresponsible behaviors that white, rich, conservative men condemn mercilessly for political gain.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

yeah, but I don't make in tips what the girls do. Some of you men just wanna touch and not pay.
eh, I'm not complaining though...

I'd put a dollar in your garter, you sexy muthafukka! Owww!

Then I'd expect seventy-five cents back.

Yeah, "too" and "to" will be the downfall of me. My family has order to write them wrongly on my tombstone. and I don't mean my pizza

"Toombstoone"?

 

[RoyalOrleans]

How thoughtful of you to ask! Booth, please.

If you happen to show up before I can get there, you know: the whole irresponsible ***** deal impregnating yet another would-be prom queen, mention my name and you'll get a good seat.

I prefer the intimacy and privacy of a booth when I'm engaging in irresponsible behaviors that white, rich, conservative men condemn mercilessly for political gain.

Yeah... those evil, greedy, rich bastards always get the luxury suite.

Since my "Frequent Abortion" card has been punched nine times, the tenth is free! Free! Fukken gratis!

Afterwords we'll visit that country buffet!