ImTheOneThatFalls
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You better! Or i will have to use pain.
lol I saw that thing at spencers!! My friend bought it!I guess it's only fair for me to play along with this game that I started. Okay, here goes my info, why I'm doing this, and my pic.
First off, if you haven't already figured it out, I'm full of ****! I tell alot of lies. I start soppy threads so LPF will feel sorry for me, and then I make a huge thread saying that I am leaving, but I'm not really leaving, I just want the attention. Now that I have accomplished attention ***** status, I need to find a new leg to hump. My last leg was such a babi, and couldn't handle just how fast I could thrust it against her leg. Now it is time to toss up a "Who's the hottest Female" thread so I can scope out other available "legs." You will not be disappointed in my humping skills. "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" aint got **** on "Yo Quiero kneecap." I can pound it like a gangsta'.
Oh, I almos forgot my pic. Here I am, azemkamikaze03:
http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/b6d5b7244a98fb526f4e075801c68771.gif
Haha, if I had a pic or a digital camera I would. But I don'tI was thinking about some1 making this thread lol!Anyways GUYS U MUST POST YOUR PICS and say something about yourselves.
Some guys who I want to see here are:
Azem
Treeves(well he is banned but I could do it for him)
Minzara
Suicide King
ShinodaBear
Phage
Atlien
Misery
FanSince1999
Spud
salmanlp
Spike(Sabastian)
MK
Al!
Those are the guys who I would like to see on this thread,sorry if I didn´t mention u if u are reading this´,if u want me to add u just tell me
lol...i feel special...i was the first to have a pic... *does happy picture dance*
oh too bad im a metal head chick.......::Shrugs::Eh yo! The call me A to the Z Kamikaze. Eh im single Woo I love women. I treat my gf's like queens and love women. Im tall dark and ugly .But I am a ladys man. Im one big *** flirt w/ the ladys. I play football and basket ball and I am looking into weight trianing. I like rap and rock. Punk / rocker chicks are sooooo hawt...but i like innocent girls also ^_^! Eh I have some specail tekniques...*wink* I can freestyle, remix, beatbox,kind of sing and draw. My hair is either spike in the front or thicked spiked..i had a mohawk Once.I would like a girl w/ good looks (who wouldnt) but thats not my prime concern. its who is willing to care for me? if im sick will you care for me? have u heard the 50cent son 21questions? basically that how i feel. Women are my life i try not to hurt them. Ill treat u like a queen if ur with me. Uhh im nice..funni..dumb...independent i can fend for myslef. I like girls who have like tinted skin or..like spanish girls asian...i like w. girls alot to...lace is a major turn on i cancooking..working..cleaning..others..yeah...................i like to flirt...ok this is getting old vote for me..o wait u cant no pikture
PS im A GANGSTA ROCKA u can consider Spanish and Uhh trininadian(like jamiacin)
marry me!!! i love your hair!!! ::teases your hair with my finger::Okay. I found a pic that I took on my friend's webcam a while back. (I don't wear the shades all the time, lol)
Age: 15
Hobbies and Interests: LPFing, hanging out with friends, computer games, hockey.
Music: Mostly metal/nu-metal, some rock.
Ambitions: I have no clue. Too early to tell!
General: Uhh, I'm a pretty normal kid. Like to do normal things like hang with friends, etc. I'm head over heels in love with a girl, but she has no clue about it. I do okay in school (middle to high 70%'s, low 80%'s occasionally). Don't know what else to say.
*Obvious attempt to score some points* I have a six-pack in the making!!! *End obvious attempt to score some points*
lol, that's about it I guess.
......WHAT? are you talking about?oh too bad im a metal head chick.......::Shrugs::