Hey Ali!

[wez]

Greek *** legs, flowing blonde locks, and rock hard ****... Oh my..

Me chillin' in 199?

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Me kicking *** in 200?

.

Put your panties back on! You lustful mynx..

I'm not that kind of guy...

hehehehe

 

[snafu]

Tell me you don't still smoke?

 

[emkay64]

Tell me you don't still smoke?

I thought he ate a pie?

 

[snafu]

I thought he ate a pie?

Hmm.......... dinner plate.

 

[wez]

Tell me you don't still smoke?

woe is me..

 

[wez]

See, I got this death wish and I'm a world class procrastinator..

 

[wez]

I thought he ate a pie?

I did.. strawberry... mmmmmm

 

[Ahhlee]

Is that you wez? Really?

I'll be damned. You look a little like....Rod Stewart!

 

[ImWithStupid]

Is that you wez? Really?
I'll be damned. You look a little like....Rod Stewart!

I was thinking Liza Minnelli with lighter hair.

Oh wait, that is Rod Stewart.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Upon closer examination, that periodical in which wez appears to be reading, is actually Hightlights for Children.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Is that you wez? Really?
I'll be damned. You look a little like....Rod Stewart!

How do you know Rod? The Rod Stewart I know is a three-hundred pound black man with one eye that wanders and the other eye is lazy.

No. Seriously.

 

[wez]

Is that you wez? Really?

Yep, that is indeed lil' ol' naughty me..

Got me dem gams from hockey playin'.. That, and some greek ***.. hahaha

I'll be damned. You look a little like....Rod Stewart!

Thank you! .. I think... but honestly, he wished..

****.. I shoulda been a **** star... My screen name .. "Rod" Spe.....

Oh Christ.. there I go again.. I'm plagued with perversion... Woe is me...

Me chillin' last night..

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[atlantic]

Those pics were taken in 199 and 200, maybe you could answer that nuclear family ?

 

[Ahhlee]

How do you know Rod? The Rod Stewart I know is a three-hundred pound black man with one eye that wanders and the other eye is lazy.
No. Seriously.

So which eye do you look in when you are having a conversation with him?

 

[Ahhlee]

I have to ask, wezley...

What made you finally decide to put a picture up of yourself? Because nobody is bugging you about it anymore?

 

[RoyalOrleans]

So which eye do you look in when you are having a conversation with him?

The lazy eye.

If you're trying to keep his attention by looking into his wandering eye, he gets frustrated thinking you walked away.

 

[Ahhlee]

The lazy eye.
If you're trying to keep his attention by looking into his wandering eye, he gets frustrated thinking you walked away.

*****!

My former laundry delivery guy had a wandering eye and it was so distracting. He was nice as ****, but it was kind of difficult to stay focused on his steady eye when you were talking to him.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

*****!
My former laundry delivery guy had a wandering eye and it was so distracting. He was nice as ****, but it was kind of difficult to stay focused on his steady eye when you were talking to him.

Rod has the demeanor of a pussycat, but I'd seriously hate to make him mad. I mean, I could keep my distance from him. However, if he ever laid hands on me... it's all over.

Motherfukker looks like a black Thing from the Fantastic Four.

 

[Ahhlee]

Rod has the demeanor of a pussycat, but I'd seriously hate to make him mad. I mean, I could keep my distance from him. However, if he ever laid hands on me... it's all over.
Motherfukker looks like a black Thing from the Fantastic Four.

I wonder what would be the better option to take if you ever had to run away from an angry Rod Stewart?

- Running in a straight line?

- Running in a weaving or circular fashion?

Which do you think would take you out of his scope of vision faster?