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[Ahhlee]

I find this disturbing.

I was out with my male friends the other night and my best friend started telling tales of some of his latest conquests. You'd probably think I would tune out such conversations, but I've found I've learned A LOT about how some men think about and view the opposite *** by noting these discussions. One of Monday's tales went something like this:

So me and my buddy were at the bar, and there were a couple of chicks standing over by the juke box that looked pretty decent. I motioned them over and asked the brunette, "Hey, can I smell your *****?".

"No!", she said.

"Oh, it must be your feet then," I replied, and my buddy started rolling!

At first the chick was ****** and walked off but then she came back and started buying us drinks. I ended up fukking her that night. She was alright.

.....

After he finished his story, I just stared at him in disbelief, for two reasons:

#1) I couldn't believe he would attempt to say something so crass to a woman he didn't even know....or ANY woman, really.

#2) She FELL FOR THAT LINE!!!!!

I hate the bar. I'll go to drink socially and maybe get my karaoke on, but I refuse to go alone and just find the whole meat market scene disgusting. This area is terrible for men being rude, bumbling jackasses toward women yet they still score! I was bombarded with bad pickup lines bordering on the obscene when I first moved home and got so sick of it that now I just ignore guys who try to hit on me and concentrate on enjoying the group I'm with and doing my own thing. I think it's sad that women are willing to fall for men who have all the charm of a diseased warthog, but if they do and get burned I certainly don't pity them after the fact.

So my question is, have you used any bad pick up lines that have worked? Or have any bad pick up lines worked on you?

 

[RoyalOrleans]

So my question is, have you used any bad pick up lines that have worked? Or have any bad pick up lines worked on you?

I've always used the line, "I've got beer." and suddenly legs in the air.

 

[Ahhlee]

I've always used the line, "I've got beer." and suddenly legs in the air.

Your legs, or......?????

I always find the line, "I swallow and don't want to know your name" works wonders.

 

[Chi]

I find this disturbing.
I was out with my male friends the other night and my best friend started telling tales of some of his latest conquests. You'd probably think I would tune out such conversations, but I've found I've learned A LOT about how some men think about and view the opposite *** by noting these discussions. One of Monday's tales went something like this:

So me and my buddy were at the bar, and there were a couple of chicks standing over by the juke box that looked pretty decent. I motioned them over and asked the brunette, "Hey, can I smell your *****?".

"No!", she said.

"Oh, it must be your feet then," I replied, and my buddy started rolling!

At first the chick was ****** and walked off but then she came back and started buying us drinks. I ended up fukking her that night. She was alright.

.....

After he finished his story, I just stared at him in disbelief, for two reasons:

#1) I couldn't believe he would attempt to say something so crass to a woman he didn't even know....or ANY woman, really.

#2) She FELL FOR THAT LINE!!!!!

I hate the bar. I'll go to drink socially and maybe get my karaoke on, but I refuse to go alone and just find the whole meat market scene disgusting. This area is terrible for men being rude, bumbling jackasses toward women yet they still score! I was bombarded with bad pickup lines bordering on the obscene when I first moved home and got so sick of it that now I just ignore guys who try to hit on me and concentrate on enjoying the group I'm with and doing my own thing. I think it's sad that women are willing to fall for men who have all the charm of a diseased warthog, but if they do and get burned I certainly don't pity them after the fact.

So my question is, have you used any bad pick up lines that have worked? Or have any bad pick up lines worked on you?

That joke is SO old. Plus, I think your friend is full of ****. No woman would be that dumb, desperate & with such low esteem. But then again, there are some really dumb people out there (men and women.)..

 

[Ahhlee]

That joke is SO old. Plus, I think your friend is full of ****. No woman would be that dumb, desperate & with such low esteem. But then again, there are some really dumb people out there (men and women.)..

Unfortunately, I'm convinced he was telling the truth. Sad, huh?

 

[Chi]

Unfortunately, I'm convinced he was telling the truth. Sad, huh?

Sad indeed.

 

[snafu]

That joke is SO old. Plus, I think your friend is full of ****. No woman would be that dumb, desperate & with such low esteem. But then again, there are some really dumb people out there (men and women.)..

Unfortunately, I'm convinced he was telling the truth. Sad, huh?

Women are so gullible.

 

[Chi]

Women are so gullible.

Not this one. And please, men even more so. Most men are willing to do almost anything for *** or even the prospect of it.

 

[snafu]

Not this one. And please, men even more so. Most men are willing to do almost anything for *** or even the prospect of it.

Are you hitting on me? Cause I can do a mean back rub!

 

[snafu]

OK so my wife's friend and boy friend might be breaking up. We?ll call them Jack and Jill. Anyway they were doing honky dory and even talking about marriage. Jack is younger and is pretty buff. He likes to work out but he?s a real nice guy. Jill is a little older and has put on a few pounds but she not to bad looking. Jack gets a job flying around to different states for about a month. A few places he went was Hawaii and Florida. Well the other day Jack calls up Jill and says that for some reason he went through her old emails and found out about a fling she had before they even got together. He was brought up in a religious background so he does have some morals. On the other hand when we went out one time he was spot checking ever *** in the bar. Anyway she never told him about it so he says they should break up.

Based on just this scenario what is your call on this?

 

[Ahhlee]

OK so my wife's friend and boy friend might be breaking up. We?ll call them Jack and Jill. Anyway they were doing honky dory and even talking about marriage. Jack is younger and is pretty buff. He likes to work out but he?s a real nice guy. Jill is a little older and has put on a few pounds but she not to bad looking. Jack gets a job flying around to different states for about a month. A few places he went was Hawaii and Florida. Well the other day Jack calls up Jill and says that for some reason he went through her old emails and found out about a fling she had before they even got together. He was brought up in a religious background so he does have some morals. On the other hand when we went out one time he was spot checking ever *** in the bar. Anyway she never told him about it so he says they should break up.
Based on just this scenario what is your call on this?

It seems to me that he's looking for an out. I mean, why the **** else would he be going through her old emails (personally, I would fukking BEAT any guy who pulled that **** on me) and using an old fling that happened before they were even together as a solid basis for ending their relationship?

And usually the one who is looking that deep for reasons to accuse their loved one of cheating is the cheater himself/herself.

Sounds to me like she's better off cutting this one loose, but that's just my opinion.

 

[Chi]

OK so my wife's friend and boy friend might be breaking up. We?ll call them Jack and Jill. Anyway they were doing honky dory and even talking about marriage. Jack is younger and is pretty buff. He likes to work out but he?s a real nice guy. Jill is a little older and has put on a few pounds but she not to bad looking. Jack gets a job flying around to different states for about a month. A few places he went was Hawaii and Florida. Well the other day Jack calls up Jill and says that for some reason he went through her old emails and found out about a fling she had before they even got together. He was brought up in a religious background so he does have some morals. On the other hand when we went out one time he was spot checking ever *** in the bar. Anyway she never told him about it so he says they should break up.
Based on just this scenario what is your call on this?

He's hypocrtical with double-standards. As a lot of other men are the same way. Also, he might just be using the email bs as an excuse to bail.

 

[Chi]

Are you hitting on me? Cause I can do a mean back rub!

No, but I do love no strings attached mashages...

 

[snafu]

It seems to me that he's looking for an out. I mean, why the **** else would he be going through her old emails (personally, I would fukking BEAT any guy who pulled that **** on me) and using an old fling that happened before they were even together as a solid basis for ending their relationship?
And usually the one who is looking that deep for reasons to accuse their loved one of cheating is the cheater himself/herself.

Sounds to me like she's better off cutting this one loose, but that's just my opinion.

He's hypocrtical with double-standards. As a lot of other men are the same way. Also, he might just be using the email bs as an excuse to bail.

Well my wife is not talking to me because that was my assumption. Apparently I?m way off the mark. I guess not all women are so gullible.

 

[Ahhlee]

Well my wife is not talking to me because that was my assumption. Apparently I?m way off the mark. I guess not all women are so gullible.

What?

Your wife isn't talking to you because your opinion of her friend's love drama differs from her own?

Uhhhhh.....snaf, honey, we need to talk. LOL!

 

[Chi]

Well my wife is not talking to me because that was my assumption. Apparently I?m way off the mark. I guess not all women are so gullible.

Why is she not talking to you? I don't get it. How is that your fault or what's wrong with giving your opinion? You are a man and can give her your perspective.

 

[snafu]

Well it's her best friend and I had the audacity to suggest such a thing. When I told her about the bar thing she said he was probably trying to look macho around me. Who knows maybe the amount of guys Jill has slept with makes a difference in how much he can love her.

 

[Ahhlee]

Well it's her best friend and I had the audacity to suggest such a thing. When I told her about the bar thing she said he was probably trying to look macho around me.

So what if it's her best friend? I still don't see why you are being punished for giving your opinion on someone else's love life.

Who knows maybe the amount of guys Jill has slept with makes a difference in how much he can love her.

That mentality really ****** me off. I have a friend who has slept with a total of four men while her husband has only slept with two women and he lords her "soiled past" over her all the time. It's so stupid! He asked her how many men she had slept with, she told him, and now it's a constant sore spot between them in their marriage.

Why past lovers has any bearing on a current relationship, so long as the past lovers are IN THE PAST, is beyond me.

****, I like for a guy to be a little jealous but being punished for the men in my life from days gone by is taking things too far.

 

[Chi]

Well it's her best friend and I had the audacity to suggest such a thing. When I told her about the bar thing she said he was probably trying to look macho around me. Who knows maybe the amount of guys Jill has slept with makes a difference in how much he can love her.

Look macho in front of you? lol. Come on now. If the guy was smart and he cared he would be on his best behavior in front of you because he knows your wife is that lady's best friend. He probably IS doing everything he can to have an excuse to cut her lose. He's probably already moved on and was hoping you would run to tell your wife what he was doing, so her friend would break up with him.