I can't think of a title *cries*

a story me and my friend sarahs writes! YAY!

“ROBYN!.....ROBYN!....MOM! MOMMMMMM!”

“Calm down mikey, what is it?” Ravyn sighed as she viewed her 10 year old son mikey, her eyes lightened, mikey reminded her so much of Mike shinoda, her husband, currently on tour and she missed him like crazy.

“Robyn took my sketch book and she won’t give it BACK!” Mikey wailed, he looked upset as if he were about to cry, mikey was a sensitive quiet soul, until his big sister intervened, she took mikey’s sketch book, three years of his work, mikey was a quiet artist type, and she cuddled mikey, mikey was never too old for a cuddle

”aw mikey we’ll try and get it back, why did she take it from you?” Ravyn sighed

“Because she’s mean…” Mikey sulked, Ravyn stroking his hair.

“Alright, let’s go get it back shall we?” she said to him softly, Mike nodding as Ravyn took his hand and led him to his sister’s room. Ravyn walked to the door, knocking twice on the door. On the door, Robyn had made a personalized sign. ‘To Whom It May Concern…if you wish to enter these premises then please to remember to knock before disturbing my privacy!!’ Ravyn found it to be unnecessary.

“Who is it?” called a voice from inside.

“Your mother…” Ravyn sighed, pushing the door open and looking inside. “Robyn, can you please return your brothers sketch book?”

“I don’t have it…” Robyn shrugged, sitting cross legged in the center of her bed.

“Robyn please let’s not go through this again,” Ravyn sighed.

“What? I didn’t take his stupid sketch book!” Robyn protested.

“Robyn!” Ravyn said sharply, “I won’t ask again.”

“Please leave your message after the tone!” Chester chirped.

“Chester…I won’t kill you, instead I will make sure there is an accident including you, and a pair of very big gardening scissors!” Ravyn snapped into the phone, before putting the phone down. If it was Chester’s kid, a tattoo was a no go…but if it was someone else’s kid, it doesn’t matter to him. She sighed; it was times like this that she missed Mike, was she losing control over her own kids? It was getting lonely too…and with him on tour she didn’t know when he was coming home. She folded her arms around herself, wishing Mike would just walk through the door.

“RIGHT!” Ravyn began “there are three things you must realize, one! I’m your mother! Two! I’m very angry and three! I will not see the need to ground you for more than a week if you give it back now!”

“MOM!”

“Two weeks!”

“You’re joking me!”

“Two and a half weeks!”

“THIS ISN’T FAIR!”

“Are we going on for three Robyn!?!”

“NO!” Robyn protested

“Then give him back his book and apologize!”

Robyn growled, and pulled out Mikey’s leather bound sketchbook mike had bought him, and thrusted it very roughly in mikey’s face

“HERE! But the next time you even think of telling dad about my tat…..sh*t….” Robyn swallowed heavily

“ROBYN!?!” Ravyn stuttered “a tat_What?!”

“Uncle Chaz…..he….thought I was old enough…..”

“Is uncle chaz anything like your father!?”

“A little…..”

“Robyn you’re 15!”

“I’m an adult!”

“YOU’RE A CHILD!”

“At least Uncle Chaz thinks I’m old enough!”

“Uncle Chaz is in a lot of trouble!”

*Ring…..ring…..ring…..Ring….*

“Hello…this is the Bennington residence…..we can’t get in touch with you now….if it’s kels…..I’ll be back in the minute you ***** little *** vixen….if it’s my son, chaz, or my daughter tinker tashy, HI! Ignore that previous comment! daddy loves you kids and would never think of nookie and naughty things ever….*a pause of a s******* Yeah….really…, if it’s ravyn…..don’t kill me! I have children think of my children!....oh….um….on the don’t think of my children….they’ll probably be glad to be rid of the noise….”

**

Kelly was on the phone to Chester

“Hi Honey!”

“Chester….why is Ravyn cursing about an accident with garden shears…..?” Kelly asked

“Yeah….about that let’s forget about that….so……what cha’ wearin’…..”

“A Very angry glare!”

“Awww…..great…..I love it when you do you’re little angry face….”

“Chester! Ravyn told me you took Robyn to a tattooists!”

“Yeah….have you seen it?, it’s sweet!....now….are you wearin’….red….black….purple underwear?”

“Chester, you took Robyn for a tattoo!?”

“Yeah….why not?!?”

“She’s 15!”

“Nearly 16!”

“Chaz is 16 and you won’t let him get a bus home!”

”Chaz is….Chaz is different!”

“Chester what would you say if I took chaz to a tattooists?

“I’m h*rny….”

“Chester are you even listening….?”

“I’m like in Florida if I flew over now….we spent some time together for a coupla hours….then I flew back, I’d make it just in time for sound check!”

“Chazy….you know I love you….”

“And I love you too baby girl….can we f*ck now?!”

“No we can’t!”

“I push you down on the bed…”

“Chester we are not having phone ***!”

“Aw…..why not…..?!....ohhh I get it….you wanna have the real chaz-man, huh…?”

“Chester I want to talk about how you took Robyn to a tattooist!”

“She’s all good, no problems…we got a tattoo together….baby….I was gonna tell ravyn eventually….”

“Does mike know?!”

“Maybe”

“Chester does mike know?!?”

“Awwww….honey you’re so feisty!”

“Well does he?!”

“I was gettin’ to it….”

“Argh! Chester you can be such a hick sometimes!”

”that’s what I am baby….all 9 and a half inches…..”

“Chester!”

“Whattttt!?!?”

“Chester you can’t assume everyone’s going to be ok with what you do, just because you’re you!”

“It’ll be fine….it always is….so…did’ya get the nurse outfit?”

“Chester! You need to focus!”

“F*ck us? Okay!”

“No FO-CUS!”

“F*ck…”

“Grrrr!”

“Baby you sound mad”

“I am mad!”

“Madly in love with me?”

“No just mad!”

“Ouh….how mad….y’know how frisky you get when you’re a little mad!”

“I’m past that you tell mike and you tell mike now!”

“But baby….”

“Bye Chester!”

“Kels!”

‘Slam!’

“Awww f*ck….” Chester sighed, he peered around the corner at mike, fury etched his face as he listened on the phone

“HOW COULD HE RAVE, HOW COULD HE?!?!”

Chester took a deep breath “time to go!”

end of chappie kids! (Btw this story i'm actually gonna stick to i've fore plannned it promise!, all my other ones have been blocked off the college computer!) comment, rate, read! But i love comments *begs* I LOVE COMMENTS! *hint, hint*

 
that's Chester for you....

i will do the next chappie, some has to read it! SOMEONEEEEEE!!!!

“What more can you expect from him?” Ravyn sighed, leaning against the wall.

“I swear I am going to kill him for this…” Mike growled, Chester just didn’t seem to know his limits.

“Mike…when are you coming home?” Ravyn asked quietly, “I really miss you.”

“I miss you to Rave,” Mike sighed, “it won’t be too much longer I promise.”

“Okay, I’ll speak to you later.” Ravyn said, she hated it when he was on tour…it was like he had been away forever.

“Alright…speak later, love you…” Mike said.

“Love you,” Ravyn replied before putting the phone down. Maybe that explained why Robyn had come to be so out of control, she missed her father too.

Mike put the phone down half heartedly, then looked around. “Chester!” he called, “Chester! Where are you? CHESTER GET HERE NOW!” he snapped, he wasn’t going to allow Chester to get away with giving his daughter a tattoo, underage and without his permission. “Chester…Kels is here…”

“KELLY!” came a shout from the back of the bus, “oh…sh*t…”

“RIGHT!” Mike growled, and he stormed forward

“Run CHES! RUUNNNNNNNN!” Joe squealed “he’s figured out where you are!”

”AW *****!” Chester came stumbling out of the closet, and fell flat on his face, he stumbled up, and when he regained balance he ran for it

“Get here you tall scrawny hick b*stard!”

”Hey I ain’t f*ckin’ scrawny!”

Mike grabbed Chester’s arm and shook him by the collar “what where you thinking?!?! She’s 15 years old?!?”

“She asked me nicely!” Chester sulked

“She asked you to take her!” Mike wailed

“Yeah…nach….”

“And you took her!!”

“Hey, I’m Chester what else did’ya expect from me?”

“Chester you’ve took it too far this time!”

Chester waved his arm bashfully “neh….you say that every time….”

“I really mean it this time!”

”You say that every time too!”

“Look Chester I’ll put up with your constant swearing in front of the kids….the occasional walking in during you and kels are getting it on, but I will NOT tolerate leading my daughter astray like this! How would you like it if I led chaz astray?!”

“He don’t need it mikey boy…he’s got me as his dad…and he’s a Bennington through and through!” Chester laughed easily

“And you’re proud of this?!?”

“**** right!”

 
Princess and peanut butter

Next chappie, enjoy....

“Well, Robyn is a Shinoda, not a Bennington…she is not going to be influenced by you!” Mike snapped

“She could be a Bennington…” Chester smirked

“You can keep your son away from her to!” Mike warned

“What? It’s a possibility!” Chester grinned

“No way…”

“If she’s anything like you or Ravyn…”

“Chester!”

“Then maybe…”

“Shut up!”

“Her and Chaz,” Chester winked.

“I said no way!” Mike returned.

“In holy shaggermony…”

“Stop it Chester! Just stop it!”

“You’re right…he could get girls cuter than your Robyn…”

SMACK!

“Okay…that hurt…ow!” Chester moaned.

“Chaz would never be good enough for Robyn,” Mike snapped.

“He’s good enough for any girl,” Chester grinned

“I’ve had enough of you!”

“B*TCH FIGHT!” Joe shouted, laughing.

“NOONE IN THIS WORLD IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ROBYN!” Mike yelled

“Chill mike, it was a joke, Robyn’s so cute!....chaz’d be lucky to have a girl like her!” Chester said defensively

“Very lucky!” Mike elaborated

“Yeah…great….can I go now, chazy knows he’s been a naughty boy and is very sorry, please don’t spank me uncle mikey….” Chester grinned

“You’re not taking me seriously at all!” Mike wailed

A stone temple piolets song blasted from Chester’s pocket

“Hello?”

”Daddy!”

“Tinker bell, Daddy’s a little busy right now”

“Dad….what’s wrong?”

”Daddy’s in trouble, nothing major….”

“Daddy….this won’t take two seconds, what’s your credit card number?”

“0857678”

“Okay! Thank you Daddy, I love you”

“Awww….I love you too baby girl….”

“Bye!”

Chester flipped his phone back into place “so where were we?....Oh yeah….spanking!”

“Chaz, you gotta remember they’re my children you can’t just….”

The stone temple piolets tone blasted again

Mike growled with frustration

“Hello?”

“Hey Dad!”

“Chaz-man!”

“Hey Dad!”

“So what’s up?”

“Nothin’ much….just boredom…”

“Yeah me too….”

“Are you In the middle of something?”

“No….just mike ranting….he’ll wear himself out y’know….”

“Yeah he gets that way”

*beep beep*

“Wait a sec, someone’s on the other line….hello?”

“Daddy!”

“Hey Tinker bell!”

“Daddy, the décor in my bedroom, will it go with ivory or cream? I’m getting a new couch for my bedroom”

“I dunno princess….ask your mom….”

“Mom said my brown suede is fine!”

“Yeah....but its goin’ outta fashion”

“Totally, how about a deep blue….ouh and some bedcovers to match!”

“Yeah, I’m thinkin’ a midnight blue….”

“No….more navy….to go with the dolphin motif on the wall….”

“Then you want mauve…”

“Okay thankies daddy!”

“Y’welcome princess!”

“Daddy can I have hair extensions?!”

“You just got your hair cut!”

“Yeah, but now I want blonde hair….long blonde hair like Paris Hilton!”

“Paris Hiltons a ****!”

“Okay, I’ll book myself in for Tuesday”

“And a manicure princess….you said your nails are chipped”

“Okay! Byes daddy”

“Bye now!”

*beep*

“Hi chaz!”

“Was that tashy?”

“yeah….somethin’ about a couch”

“Dad, for the love of *** don’t say you gave her your credit card number!”

“Yeah! Why not?”

“She’s gone past the 2000 dollar spending limit for this month on hers!”

“Well….my princess wants a couch, she gets a couch!”

“Dad you’re too soft!”

“She’s my baby of course I’m soft!”

“Dad….Mom told me to call and ask when you’re gonna be back”

“Why didn’t she call me?”

“She’s too mad at you”

“For what”

“The tattoo thing, hey why can’t I get a tattoo?!”

“’cause it’s a serious decision, and you’re only 16”

“Robyn’s 15!”

“Well I’m 38 and dad still tries to control my life!”

“Dad…mom wants to know when you’re coming back….”

“About Thursday, 6ish….you kids are gonna be out, right?”

“What’s it worth?”

“Um….200 dollars?”

“You bribin’ me?”

“Yes”

“Okay!”

“Okay Chaz…Dad’s going to go be murdered by Mike now…” Chester glanced at Mike, “make him stop!!” he wailed

“You’re on your own Dad!” Chaz chirped, the phone line going dead.

“Aw man…” Chester sighed as he looked at Mike again.

“Now…where were we?” Mike pondered for a moment, “oh…yeah…”

“Don’t touch the face! Not the face! Nooooooo! The face is perfect! You cannot ruin perfection!” Chester wailed

“I’m not going to hurt you Chester…”

“You’re not?”

“You wish…” Mike smirked as he grabbed Chester’s collar, dragging him towards the tour bus toilet.

“Mike…no…” Chester said, his eyes widening “you wouldn’t!”

“Want a bet?” Mike grinned, pushing Chester’s head down into the toilet bowl, flushing it quickly after.

“Dude…where am I supposed to pee now?” Joe moaned

“Ewwwwww! I taste peanut butter!”

“Yeah….I threw up in there last night!” Joe beamed

“Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww…..”

Mike continued to flush him

“Get offfff…..”

*Flush!*

“Arghhhhhh….” Gurgling sound

*Flush!*

“Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

*flush*

“arghhhh!”

“Joe can you give me a hand?!” Mike called “there’s a really big piece of sh*t that’s stuck in the toilet!”

*flush flush flush!*

“And that’s not half your punishment!” Mike growled and thudded off moodily

“What’s with him?” Chester wailed as he pulled his head out of the toilet bowl, only to have it pushed back in again.

*Flush*

“JOE!!” Chester yelled, “What did you do that for?”

“I dunno…I just wanted to be part of the fun!” Joe laughed

“COME HERE YOU FROG F*CKING B*STARD!!” Chester yelled as he jumped up and chased after Joe

“NOOOOOOOO!!” Joe wailed, running as far away from Chester as he could.

Mike walked into his room, sighing as he sat on his bed. He pulled the laptop onto his knee, beginning to type some lyrics in an attempt to wind down. Suddenly, an idea hit him. He smirked, pulling up a web page…

“This isn’t over yet Chester,” he smirked as he pulled up a page to purchase Livestock. “Bovine cows…lovely.” Mike grinned, typing in the credit card number ‘0857678’ but he hadn’t finished…next searching Pet Shop sites “Bird-Eating Spider…to be delivered!” Mike grinned, leaning back. “Oh Chester…if only you knew what was heading your way!” he laughed.

End of chappie! LOL

 
i think i'll post it no anyway, i'm bored and i'm surposed to be doing work but i can't be arsed, do you reckon i should post it now....? :( `*worries*
 
Chester goes mental....feel the love..... *laughs*

then here it is *beam!*

On the bus

With mike mad at Chester, Chester mostly stayed in his bunk, trying to avoid evil glares, and moody yelling,Chester was not accustomed to being the one someone was mad at….he felt uncomfortable, and was used to being the one who joked sarcastically over the feud between other band members, Chester could usually wrap anyone around his little finger and avoid the anger of others by being his cocky, jokey self, but this time mike hadn’t just ranted and let it go, he was pi*sed at Chester, and Chester smiled to himself, he’d apologize….then everything would be okay again, and him and mike would again be the best of friends.

“Uh…Chester…” came a voice from the other side of the bunk curtain, Chester tearing it back.

“What now Joe?” Chester asked, panting slightly. Joe frowned, stepping back from Chester.

“Chester…have you been jacking off in the bunk again?” Joe asked wearily.

“No…” Chester said quickly, “maybe…”

“Ew,” Joe muttered, shuddering. “Well, if you can leave yourself alone for five minutes, there’s some delivery guy here to see you.”

“Probably delivering my stack of fan mail,” Chester grinned.

“You wish,” Joe smirked.

After Chester had finally cleaned himself up he jumped out of the bunk, going outside of the bus.

“Mr. Bennington?” asked an older guy, Chester nodding as he was handed a clipboard.

“That’s me,” Chester nodded.

“Sign here please,” the guy said, pointing out where he was to sign. “Thanks…” he said.

“Your wel-woah!” Chester yelped, a large crate being beside the bus, a small box being handed to him.

“Good luck on finding a place to keep them,” the delivery guy laughed as he climbed into his truck.

“What the f*ck?” Chester blinked, glancing inside the gaps of the crate boards. A loud ‘moo’ sound came from the crate, making Chester jump back. “Where the **** did this come from?!” Chester shouted, looking at the box in his hands. He frowned slightly and pulled back the lid slightly, only to snap it shut and drop it abruptly, his face turning pale. “Holy sh*t!!!” Chester shouted, jumping back.

“Like your presents Chester?” Chester looked up to see Mike standing against the bus, smirking.

The Bennington’s

“Hey mom….are you still mad at dad?” Chaz sighed, as Kelly glared at a picture of Chester

“I’m trying to be mad chaz….”

”Oh! Mike says it’s easy!”

“It’s not so easy when you love him”

“I love dad and I’ve been mad at him lots of times…remember that time he crashed my computer….”

“Well you shouldn’t of let him go on so many p*rn sites”

“Like I can stop him!”

“Yes you can….Chester is clueless about computers….a simple child block will work”

“thanks mom….oh and by the way, Mike’s took some revenge on dad….he’s ordered a load of stuff on his credit card….a bird eatin’ spider and stuff….”

“How do you know?!”

“Mike told ravyn, who Robyn heard and called me”

“Aw, chaz, your dad’s going to **** himself”

“Cool! I’ll get Joe to video it!”

“Chaz!”

“What mom? It’ll be funny….”

Kelly ruffled his dreads “don’t be such a scamp, if you can help it” she rolled her eyes

Chaz went up to his room, and he heard a scuffle under his bed, he looked under

“Robyn!”

“Hi chaz, can you help me out?”

Chaz took her hand and pulled her out

“Did you climb through my window?”

“Yeah…’cause I got grounded, and like **** I was staying in the house with mikey!”

“Cool!”

“What?”

“You climbed through my window!”

Robyn sat on his bed “Do you mind if I hang out here ‘til the heat dies off”

“What ever, just don’t mess up my stuff….”

“What theeee……it’s already messy!”

”yeah….well….that’s dad fault for not cleaning it!”

Chaz sat down next to her “so x box game?”

“X box is boring…”

“X box 360 then?”

“No!”

“Then what do you want to do, In MY house, In MY room?!”

”can we play poke the chaz!?”

“Nooooo!”

“Poke!”

“Ow!”

“Poke!”

“Quit it!”

“Poke poke poke poke pokkkkkeeeeeyyyy….!!!”

“Argh!” chaz was practically nearly pulling his dreads out at this point “Quit it Quit it Quit itttttt!”

Robyn giggled “Tug dread!”

”My hair!”

“Tug! Tug! Tug! Tug! Tuggggggg!”

“Would you stop it?! Please?!” chaz did his puppy-dog eyes

“AWWWW! Cuddle chaz!”

”Argh! It’s attached to my midriff!” he tried to pull Robyn away from his stomach

Robyn tugged up his t-shirt “ouh what’s under here….ouhhhh…..”

“Hey! You’d better quit it….or I’ll…..”

“You’ll what?!” She smirked, disappearing her head under his t-shirt

“Get outta there!”

“Ouh chazy….you have a hot body…”

“Get out!”

“Nope!” came the muffled giggle

“Robyn!”

Suddenly the door open, and there chaz stood sheepishly, Robyn’s head under his shirt, arms clinged around his waist giggling

“Mom….I swear this looks bad…..but it ain’t…”

Kelly raised her eyebrow, “Dinners coming at 5:30”

“Great” Chaz said weakly

Kelly stared at the scene, opened her mouth and closed it again, she dismissed it with a wave of her hand and shut the door “be sensible” came her warning

“We will….” Robyn giggled

Chaz rolled his eyes “y’done in there?”

“In a minute….”

“Robyn!”

She went further up the top

“Woah….what the….what the **** are you doing in there?!?”

Robyn appeared through the neck hole and giggled “Hello”

Chaz gave her funny stare “uh…hi”

“Now you have two heads!”

“No…I have a chick in my shirt”

”two heads!”

“Huh?”

“YAY!”

”crazy girl”

”yay!”

“Can you get out my shirt now?”

“Nope!” a big grin

“It’s not really ideal….I’ll tell you what…you get outta my shirt and I’ll get in to your pants” an evil grin

“Wooooooooo sexy chaz…”

”yup….nach”

So…you’ll get into my pants?”

“Yeah…”

“They’re a little snug….for another person…”

“That’s what they all say…”

“So about these pants….”

“Yeah-huh?”

“Will you take off your shirt…?”

“If I must….”

“I KNEW IT!”

“What!?”

“You’re attracted to me!”

”rocket science….right…..” an evil Bennington grin

On the bus....

“YOU!” Chester growled “you f*ckin’ did this! You jacka*s what where you thinking!?”

He smiled sweetly “as MCR says three cheers for sweet revenge!”

Joe held a phone up “Great stuff chazy, work it baby, work it!”

Chester stuck up a middle finger with a growl “F*ck you, alright?!”

“This live feed rocks! Are you recording this chaz?” Joe beamed

Chaz sat at home with Robyn, Robyn and chaz laughed in unison, Chester was glaring at the camera phone

“You have this on camera!?!?!” Chester growled “WHO TO?!?!”

“Your son!” Joe beamed

“Hi Dad!” Chaz giggled

“Chaz! Chaz are you encouragin’ Joe?!?” Chester scoulded

“Yup!”

“Chaz!”

“Sorry it’s just so hysterical, what are you gonna call the spider dad?”

Chester growled under his breath and slammed into the tour bus leaving the crates and their contents outside

“How could you do this mike?! You where the sensible one!” Chester yelled

Mike was outside laughing like a hyena, as was Joe and the other band members, and his son on the cell video phone

“The whole world is laughin’ at me” Chester sulked “I feel like a f*ckin’ joke, well if they wanna make fun of their lead singer, lord and master, then I guess I won’t be their lead singer!” Chester packed his bag furiously, and stormed off the tour bus, leaving a whole load of his stuff behind “I’M NOT HERE TO BE HUMILIATED BY YOU!” He growled as he stomped off

Mike was still stuttering with laughter, tears falling down his eyes “Oh my *** chaz….you drama queen….”

Chester ignored this and continued walking

”Chaz! We have a show in two hours stop jerking around!” Brad yelled

“Find yourself another lead singer you bunch of jacka*ses!” Chester bellowed

“He’s joking” Mike rolled his eyes “he’s just trying to get attention!”

“Um….Mike…I real think he isn’t” Rob frowned

Mike folded his arms “you know Chester, he’s such an exhibitionist!, Look at me everyone, I’m Chester Charles Bennington, I’m sulking, I didn’t like the taste of my own medience!....Look at me….give me attention!, because I think I’m so f*cking great….and I can get away with everything…..but the minute someone does it back I’m sulking like a BIG BABY!”

Chester put up the middle finger in the distance, barely turning back

“DON’T LIKE IT DO YOU, HUH?! DON’T LIKE BEING THE IDOIT THAT HAS TO TAKE THE ****! HEY COME BACK HERE YOU SULKING F*CK! STOP BEING SO STUPID!” mike yelled

“I don’t think he’s coming back” Phoenix realized

“Oh sh*t….i know Chester is an arrogant f*ck, but he’s an awesome vocalist!” Joe stuttered “where are we going to find a lead singer now?!”

“Relax, he’ll be back” Mike laughed easily “enjoy the peace and quiet while he’s gone….”

*

Chester was dialing his cell phone

“Hello?”

“Honey…” Chester said weakly

“Hi chazy!”

“I’m not doing the show”

“What!?”

”The guys made a fool of me”

“So I heard, awww chazy how are the fans gonna feel?”

Chester was in hyper sulk mode “It’s their problem!”

“Chester! This is not the time to have a bruised ego!”

“Well it hurt….the whole of the music industry will be laughin’ at me”

“I won’t…”

“That’s different, you love me, and you have to not laugh”

”Chester, go apologize to mike, NOW!”

“Aw honey don’t take his side!”

”you tattooed his daughter!”

“Baby, it was what she wanted!”

“Maybe mike didn’t want it”

“Someone needs Chester lovin’”

“Someone needs to be told off, for being stubborn pants!”

”Kels are you mad at me?”

“Yes!”

”You’ve never been mad at me before”

“You’ve never given me cause to”

“They’ve turned you against me as well! We’ve been married for ten years! For Christ sakes honey!”

“Will you just go back and do the show!”

”Mike will tell all the fans then they’ll laugh at me as well” Chester pouted

“Chester behave yourself and go back!”

“NO!” he sounded more like a child than a grown man

“Well if you want to be a stubborn arsehole and not grow up, that’s fine with me!” Kelly growled and slammed down the phone

All Chester heard was dial tone

“Baby?....Honey?....” Chester snapped his phone shut “Damnit!”

END OF CHAPPIE!

 
no way im gettin'up on stage & pretendin' im friends w/ him,I'm @the airport, sulkin'

sorry i can't resist, i HAVE to add more

Ravyns POV

Typical of Chester…he takes my daughter for a tattoo, yet he won’t let his own son take the bus alone. It doesn’t matter if it’s someone else’s child. He partly deserved the revenge Mike got back on him, then again maybe it did go a little too far. I hope Chester doesn’t sulk for too long, I know what he can be like for holding grudges…he can be worse than Markus at times, and that’s saying something. Markus still hasn’t got over the grudge he has with Mike, despite that we are married and have two kids. Typical big brother. It has been a while since I’ve heard from either of my little brothers…I wonder how they are getting on in England. I kinda miss them. Back on the subject of the whole Chester situation, I hope Mike really didn’t go too far.

*Ringggg….Ring….ring…..*

“Hello?” Ravyn picked up the phone

“Ravyn! Oh….hi….”

“Chester?”

“Yeah….since you’re closest to mike I figured he’d want to hear this from you, there ain’t no way I’m getting’ up on that stage and pretending I’m friends with him!” Chester ranted

“Chester….where are you?”

“At the airport! Sulkin’!”

“Why are you at the airport?”

“I’m goin’ home!”

“You can’t go home you have a show!”

“Well….that’s their problem!”

“Chester please don’t be like this…..”

“mike said I’m actin’ like a baby, and he called me names, and scared me real bad….and kels said I’m bein’ childish….” Chester whined

“Oh Chester will you behave yourself!” Ravyn protested

“I’ve had enough Ravyn! Mike knew I have a phobia of spiders but he just went ahead and did it anyway…the cow was one thing but the spider took it to another level of being a b*stard to me!”

“Chester, calm down…”

“I won’t calm down! I’m not going to do it! I am not doing the show!”

“But you can’t just walk away, what about the fans?”

”Screw them!”

”You don’t mean that!” Ravyn gasped

“No, I was just messing…”

“Typical you, I see Chazzy Chaz is not totally lost.”

“I’m still pi*sed at the guys, I’m still not doing the show!”

”Now come on Chester, don’t you think you are acting at least a little childish?”

“Ravyn, not you to!” Chester whined

“You are taking all this way too much to heart,” Ravyn said.

“I thought someone would at least take my side, but everyone takes Mikes!”

”I am taking no one’s side in this; you are just as bad as each other at times!”

”I’ve got a flight to catch, later Ravyn…”

“Chester!” but the phone went dead, leaving no room for Ravyn to say anymore. “This is screwed up,” Ravyn sighed heavily.

Chester was in the airport, he fished in his wallet and pulled out a picture, he smiled “Aw….I really missed you guys” he murmured, he touched the picture of his family, Kels, chaz and tashy, smiling up at him “as far as families go, you rock” he touched the photo, Chaz is genius guy, he knew chaz was going to make him proud one day…and Natasha, his little baby girl, she was the prettiest thing you’d ever seen, when tashy was born he’d fallen in love again…his little princess…he’d do anything for his kids, he couldn’t wait to get home….he couldn’t wait to seen them, it’d been forever….

“GUYS!” Chester slammed the door “Daddies hommmmeeeeee…..”

There was no sound Chester dropped his bag and went in the kitchen, he smiled at the mess “honey you never could be tidy….” He murmured to himself “Oh well Chester get’s love for guilty ‘I didn’t clean up’ ***! Wooh!” He opened the fridge “HONEY!?!” He yelled “What y’all want for dinner?!” He listened for a response “HEY! No silent treatment huh? C’mon!” He ran up stairs “Where are you guys?! He complained, then he suddenly grinned “Baby…this game ain’t fun anymore….we could do somethin’ even more fun…..Like make love….” He pushed open chaz’s bedroom door, a tip as usual, his computer chair, no Chaz. “Chaz?!...huh chaz not in the house….a rarity….”

He grinned wide, just him and Kelly, He pushed open Natasha’s bedroom door “Tinker bell? I got you some new clothes….”

He went to the next bedroom, a sticky post it note stuck to the door, his and kels’s bedroom door.

‘Chaz, you may have realized no one is in the house and you are alone, that is because we have went to the concert you decided to bail out on, brad asked me to sing in your place and I said yes because you’re a sulking git!, if you feel like you’re man enough to face you’re enraged wife, we’re staying at the pent house suite at the Hilton hotel, bye chaz’

Chester read the note “No loves? No kisses? No I love you darling rock star husband from Mrs. Bennington!?” He sulked to himself, and thudded down the stairs grabbing his bag with a groan, “and Chester was jet lagged” He grunted, lugging his bag moodily on to his shoulder and slamming the front door behind him.

He reached New York in a considerable bad mood, he hadn’t had the best of flights, and he’d spent most of the time contemplating the loud yelling at he would get from Kelly, and this time she wouldn’t just hang up the phone in her rage, Chester would have to incur her wrath.

He knocked on the door of the hotel room and it was opened, Chaz stood “Run Dad!” His eyes wide with fear “Run while you still have the chance!”

“That bad, huh?” Chester sighed

“Oh *** yeah, Mom’s so ******!” Chaz bit his lip

“Okay….you’d better let me in” Chester said heavily

“She’s in the bedroom, tidin’!” Chaz put the emphasis on tidying, because Kelly rarely tidied, infact she only tidied when she was in a temper or worried.

“Oh jeez” Chester groaned “Here we go….” He knocked on the bedroom door

“Who is it?” Came a moody snarl

“Honey…its Chester….” Chester said timidly

“My son, or my no good husband?!” Came the yell, even though it was obvious, she’d only said that to illiterate how angry she was

“You’re no good husband…I’m here to do the concert now, and I will say sorry to Mike…and I love you….”

“Oh it’s you!” Kelly opened the door

Chester smiled nervously “Hey baby-girl…..you can’t be still mad….not at me, right?”

Kelly dragged his in the room by his ear

“ow…ow…ow….ow….”

‘SLAM!’

Natasha and Chaz stood in the living room, eyes widened “I’ve never seen Mom so mad before…..” Tashy whimpered

“Me neither” Chaz agreed in a hushed tone, lest she hear it…

“Wanna go listen?!” Natasha grinned

“I ain’t got nothin’ better to do!” Chaz grinned back

“YOU IRRISPONIABLE, CHILDISH, STUBBORN, SOUTHERN AMERCIAN PILLOCK!”

“Honey…I just got a little mad….I needed time to reflect…..”

“YOU’LL REFLECT ON THE WRONG SIDE OF ME IF YOU EVER CONSIDER DOING THAT EVER AGAIN!”

“I know it was kinda stupid and immature….and I’m ready to accept I was wrong, I promise…”

“WHAT ABOUT YOU’RE FANS, DID YOU NOT THINK OF THEM AT ALL?!”

“I did a little; I guessed a playin’ band was better than an arguin’ band, right?”

“YOU LEAVE YOU’RE DIFFERENCES BACK STAGE!”

“C’mon honey….kisses and love? I haven’t seen you and the kids in ages…..I missed you guys a lot…..”

”Chester, you have to know when to let it go….I think mike could’ve done things a lot worse!”

“But spiders….they’re so gross……”

“SO! YOU JUST DECIDED TO JUMP STATES!”

“No Baby…..Nooooo….I just missed you loads…There wasn’t a day that went by that I wasn’t thinkin’ of you”

“Aww….Chazy….” A little giggle, then suddenly. “You b*stard! You’re trying to get around me!”

“Not really….”

“Yes you are!”

“Is it workin’?”

A laugh “a little”

“Mmm….I guesses I’d better try harder, huh?”

A louder giggle “Maybe…”

‘CRASH!’

“YOU B*STARD! YOU B*STARD! YOU BROWN NOSING B*STARD!”

“AWWW I’M SORRY!”

”YOU’D BETTER BE!”

’SMASH!’

“We’ll clean that up later….”

“DO IT NOW!”

“I’m tryin’…..”

“AW CHAZ, HOW DO YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE THIS!?”

‘CRASH!’

“Just a gift I guess!”

“Cheeky sh*t!”

‘THUD!’

“Only a little”

“A LOT!”

“A lot?!”

“Yes! A lot!”

“Hadn’t we better break it up?” Tashy said weakly “They never normal argue this long!”

“I dunno….I don’t wanna get into trouble….” Chaz mumbled

Suddenly an almighty ‘CRASHHH! THUD!’

“OH MY *** SHE KILLED DAD!” Tashy shrieked

“Oh my ***, what do we do?! WHAT DO WE DO!?” Chaz wailed

Tashy sobbed uncontrollably “DADDYYYY!”

Chaz took a deep breath and opened the door, he quickly slammed it shut again, his eyes wide

“What is it Chaz?!” Tashy asked

“They weren’t arguin’!” Chaz’s face went pale, he looked like he was about to be sick “They weren’t arguin’!”

“Chaz!?”

Chaz fainted

“THEY KILLED MY BROTHER!” Tashy wailed

 
Benningtonisms and chazgasms

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Mike walked in to the hotel room, typical benningtonisms being shown, Chaz was groaning weakly, lying on the floor over dramatically, yelping loudly “It burns….It burrnnnnssss!”, all the sighs of benningtonitus were there, the loud yell, the over dramatic gestures, the craving for attention, he’d even got the stance right, pathetic but not too pathetic….sympathy pleading but not overkill, Chester had trained him well.

“Uncle Mike! We need to take Chaz the hospital!” Natasha squealed

Natasha Sophia Bennington, bless her, she was a spoilt, pretty rich girl, and Chaz seemed to have got all the brains…

“Calm down Natasha,” Mike sighed heavily

“Okay, okay….I can do that…..” She squeaked

“Right, I take it your Dad’s here” Mike stated “Great, I need to talk to Chester….” Mike walked in the bedroom and shut the door after him, suddenly a loud protest “Get off her man! I don’t wanna see that! Jesus looks at this mess!”

“I hope you came to apologize…..no sorry beg for my forgiveness…..” Chester folded his arms stubbornly, benningtonisms in this room as well, funny that…

“Look Ches, just get out of your own a*s for a second!” Mike shuddered at the thought of the literal meaning.

“I ain’t in my ***, you’re the one the pi*sed me off d*ck hole!” Chester argued

“Don’t call ME a d*ck hole, d*ck hole!” Mike ranted

“Don’t call me a d*ckhole, d*ckhole d*ckholeyness!” Chester raged

“STOP SAYING D*CK HOLE!” Kelly protested

“D*ckweed”

“A*s wipe”

“Ball brains”

“C*NT features”

“Will you stop arguing like children? You both a d*ck holes! Letting yourselves become like this, Mike! What Chester did was wrong! Next time take percuasions!, Chester! Next time do something stupid, no *** for a week!” Kelly declared

“That’s like seven whole daysss…..” Chester whined

“Yes it is!” Kelly agreed

Chester grinned “She don’t mean it”

“You just wait creature!” Kelly got out of bed huffily with a cover wrapped around her; Chester was left cold and naked

“Honey, I’m cold….” He sulked

Mike averted his gaze

“What’s wrong, haven’t you ever seen a guy naked before?!” Chester protested

“Get dressed!” Mike wailed

“Make me!” Chester folded his arms stubbornly

“Chester….get dressed!” Mike growled

“Nope, naked is good….” Chester lay back on the bed, arms behind his head

“Chester what are you doing?!” Kelly stuttered

“Being the way nature intended” Chester smiled

“Ches, please, get dressed” Mike begged

“Fight the power! Nude is not crude! Nature is natural…..” Chester giggled

Mike growled with frustration “Chester don’t be any more immature than you can help!”

“Me?! Immature?!!”

“Yes!”

“How can you make such a suggestion?!”

“Easy! You’re naked out of pure stubbornness, just out of spite!”

“It feels great….Bit cold….but great…..”

“get dressed!”

”FINE!” Chester got up with a sulk

The rest of the shinoda's

Ravyn sat with Robyn and Mikey, Mikey was sketching, Robyn had her feet up on the chair, listening to her mp3 player….Ravyn looked at her mp3 player, mike had gotten her one last year but this seemed to be newer….more shiny….and with louder ear phones, it was a brand new ipod.

“Robyn” Ravyn suddenly stated

Robyn barely looked up

“Robyn!”

Robyn pulled out an ear phone “Yeah mom?”

“Where did you get that mp3?” Ravyn frowned

“No particular place” Robyn said dismissively

“You where grounded” Ravyn said calmly

“Yes, I was, but Chaz came over….” Robyn shrugged

Ravyn frowned “And where did you get that necklace?”

”Chill mom, Chaz got it” Robyn clicked her ipod and went to put her ear phone back in

“Oh no…..” Ravyn nodded her head in disbelief “Oh no…..”

“What’s your problem mom?” Robyn sighed heavily

“And you and Chaz are just friends?” Ravyn asked

“Umm…..sort of….” Robyn smiled

Ravyn’s eyes widened, she grabbed Robyn’s arm “please say that’s all you are!” She begged

“What’s so wrong with Chaz?!” Robyn protested “Why do you hate him so much?”

“I don’t hate him. Your father and I just think he’s a little untrustworthy” Ravyn said carefully

“And what warrants you to judge him?!” Robyn argued

Ravyn quickly lost her temper “HE HAS THE SECOND NAME BENNINGTON! DO YOU REALLY EXSPECT ME TO TRUST HIM?!”

“Oh come on mom! You’re best friends with his mom! And Dad’s best friends with his Dad, what’s wrong with you!?” Robyn stuttered “and any way, we only hang out a little, just friends…”

“A friend who buys a friend presents” Ravyn said accusingly

The Ravyn heard a ring tone “Excuse me Mom”

She answered it

“A NEW MOBILE!?” Ravyn raged

“This one has video phone” Robyn said lightly

“Me and your father could get you these things, we have done in the past…..” Ravyn whined

“Hey?!” Robyn asked of the phone

“Hey Robs! It’s Chaz! Your dad and my Dad are havin’ the funniest fight ever, I can’t believe I heard your dad say ‘d*ck hole!” Chaz was laughing loudly “So how’s everythin’ goin’ on the shinoda end?”

“Okay, Mom was lecturing me….again” Robyn rolled her eyes

“Mom’s are very good at lecturin’….My mom can go for days…Dad just laughs it off…...most of the time” Chaz said lightly “When Dad’s not here Mom gets a little tense”

“Same here” Robyn sighed

“Dad’s running around naked….you should be here Robs! It’s hysterical!” Chaz giggled

“Wow, really naked?!” Robyn gasped

”as naked as you can get!” Chaz exclaimed

“Ewww!” Robyn squirmed

“I know….” Chaz laughed

“I have to Go Chaz; Mom is glaring at me…she thinks you and me are an item”

“I’m a human being! With human feelings, I’ve never been an inanimate object…..except for that one time….where I…..Okay that’s kinda rude…..”

“She thinks we’re going out!"

“Yeah, totally, Kiss, kiss babes, love ya!” Chaz said sarcastically

“I know!” Robyn squealed, laughing

“Hey Now your Dad is trying to put pants on my Dad! And Dad’s running away! RUN DAD! RUN!”

Robyn giggled “have to go”

“Kisses!”

“You wish!”

“I do wish….”

“We flirt a bit, but never….for real….”

“Yeah, flirtin’ is like a hobby for me”

“Me too”

“Bye!”

“Love ya! Dad! Grog him! GROG! Pantsless shinoda! Wooh! Go DAD!”

Kelly folded her arms and watched the madness, Chester was running after mike naked, and trying to undo mike’s belt and pull his pants down,

Kelly sighed “Yes my husband is a fully sane and rounded individual……yes he’s a good example to my children….! For the love of *** Chester put some pants ON!”

“Nope!” He giggled

“Behave yourself young man!” Kelly scolded

“Nope!” He giggled again

Kelly sighed heavily, at this rate the there wasn’t going to be a concert.

 
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