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doin' it doggie style....!!! *laughs loudly*
This song is called Numb!” Chester yelled to the crowd
“Wooh! Go Dad! You scream your lungs out ******!” Chaz Cheered
“Chester, what have I told you about swearing?!” Kelly scolded
“Awww….mom…it’s a rock concert…..” Chaz moaned
Chester was entertaining the crowd
“WHAT’S UPPPPP!”
Finally the concert and the tour was over, and they could get back to sanity….or as near as you could get to it with Chester around, being a born exhibitionist, it was hard for Chester to be completely normal.
“Honeyyyy!?”
“Chester, what is that?!” Kelly asked as she ran down the stairs
“Our new pet dog!” Chester beamed, opening the carrier, and a tiny puppy ran out excitedly, wagging his tail at everyone, jumping up at Kelly, then Chester, then sniffing Kelly again
“Princess!” Chester called up stairs
Natasha thudded down the stair “Yeah?” Then she saw the excitable creature “AWWWWW! Daddy! Can we keep him?! Is he ours?!” as the Yorkshire terrier puppy jumped at her, Chaz walked causually, he merely nodded at the dog, and sighed, “A dog dad?”
“Yeah! Totally! His name is cookie, isn’t he so cute?!??” Chester exclaimed, as he cuddled the dog in his arms, “I just…saw him…and I knew he was one of us….”
Natasha clung on to Chester arm “This is the best thing ever daddy!”
“You’re such a soft *** Chester” Kelly laughed
“LAME!” Chaz sighed and with that he walked off
“What’s up with Chaz lately?” Kelly frowned
“I dunno, teenager stuff I guess” Chester sighed “want me to talk to him?”
“Be sensitive!” Kelly warned
“Okay, I’ll corner him later” Chester kissed her lips and went to make dinner
*
“Do you and Byron want anything?” Ravyn called to Robyn
Silence
“ROBYN!? Do you and your friend want anything to eat!?” Ravyn persisted, Ravyn thudded upstairs and sighs heavily, ignoring the ‘do not disturb’ sign, she opened the door, Robyn pulled away hastily from the rather passionate embrace “MOM! Knock first!”
“sorry….Robyn….!” Ravyn backed out of the room, Ravyn smiled, atleast she knew for sure Chaz and Robyn weren’t an item, but then she worried herself again, there was a lot she didn’t know about this Byron boy, at least with Chaz she knew what to expect….
“What’s that?” Byron suddenly asked as Robyn started typing on her mobile, “you got a new phone?”
Robyn smiled “A present off a friend of the family”
“Who? Do I know them? I haven’t met all of your family….” Byron frowned
“No, you haven’t met him…” Robyn Smiled
“Can I?”
No….No! he’s….on holiday…..”
“wow, where? Anywhere nice?”
“No where really”
“Your friend must be loaded!”
“Yes….a little….”
“Can I meet him when he comes back off holiday?”
‘What’s with your eagerness Byron? You’ll never met Chaz! He doesn’t even know we’re going out! And I don’t want him to know!’
“Aren’t I getting anymore kisses?” Robyn sulked, trying to change the subject.
Byron smiled at her, and touched her hair lightly
This song is called Numb!” Chester yelled to the crowd
“Wooh! Go Dad! You scream your lungs out ******!” Chaz Cheered
“Chester, what have I told you about swearing?!” Kelly scolded
“Awww….mom…it’s a rock concert…..” Chaz moaned
Chester was entertaining the crowd
“WHAT’S UPPPPP!”
Finally the concert and the tour was over, and they could get back to sanity….or as near as you could get to it with Chester around, being a born exhibitionist, it was hard for Chester to be completely normal.
“Honeyyyy!?”
“Chester, what is that?!” Kelly asked as she ran down the stairs
“Our new pet dog!” Chester beamed, opening the carrier, and a tiny puppy ran out excitedly, wagging his tail at everyone, jumping up at Kelly, then Chester, then sniffing Kelly again
“Princess!” Chester called up stairs
Natasha thudded down the stair “Yeah?” Then she saw the excitable creature “AWWWWW! Daddy! Can we keep him?! Is he ours?!” as the Yorkshire terrier puppy jumped at her, Chaz walked causually, he merely nodded at the dog, and sighed, “A dog dad?”
“Yeah! Totally! His name is cookie, isn’t he so cute?!??” Chester exclaimed, as he cuddled the dog in his arms, “I just…saw him…and I knew he was one of us….”
Natasha clung on to Chester arm “This is the best thing ever daddy!”
“You’re such a soft *** Chester” Kelly laughed
“LAME!” Chaz sighed and with that he walked off
“What’s up with Chaz lately?” Kelly frowned
“I dunno, teenager stuff I guess” Chester sighed “want me to talk to him?”
“Be sensitive!” Kelly warned
“Okay, I’ll corner him later” Chester kissed her lips and went to make dinner
*
“Do you and Byron want anything?” Ravyn called to Robyn
Silence
“ROBYN!? Do you and your friend want anything to eat!?” Ravyn persisted, Ravyn thudded upstairs and sighs heavily, ignoring the ‘do not disturb’ sign, she opened the door, Robyn pulled away hastily from the rather passionate embrace “MOM! Knock first!”
“sorry….Robyn….!” Ravyn backed out of the room, Ravyn smiled, atleast she knew for sure Chaz and Robyn weren’t an item, but then she worried herself again, there was a lot she didn’t know about this Byron boy, at least with Chaz she knew what to expect….
“What’s that?” Byron suddenly asked as Robyn started typing on her mobile, “you got a new phone?”
Robyn smiled “A present off a friend of the family”
“Who? Do I know them? I haven’t met all of your family….” Byron frowned
“No, you haven’t met him…” Robyn Smiled
“Can I?”
No….No! he’s….on holiday…..”
“wow, where? Anywhere nice?”
“No where really”
“Your friend must be loaded!”
“Yes….a little….”
“Can I meet him when he comes back off holiday?”
‘What’s with your eagerness Byron? You’ll never met Chaz! He doesn’t even know we’re going out! And I don’t want him to know!’
“Aren’t I getting anymore kisses?” Robyn sulked, trying to change the subject.
Byron smiled at her, and touched her hair lightly
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Chester knocked on Chaz’s Bedroom door
“What!?” Came the grumpy call
“Hey Chaz, it’s Me…um….I gotta pizza for you, wanna share?” Chester asked tentively
“Yeah, whatever kinda hungry….” Chaz opened the door
Chester sat on the bed and put the plates on the bed, he cut the pizza, and put it on to Chaz’s plate “I was hopin’ we could kinda talk about stuff…..”
Chaz looked at Chester with a grim expression, “You wanna talk, huh?”
“Yup, Mom and Me are worryin’ about ya Chaz-man, you’re quiet, and that ain’t like you” Chester said concernedly
“Yeah, well, live and learn….” Chaz bit in to the pizza
“Chaz, y’know you can talk to me….” Chester urged
“Okay, well, um….I’m worrying about my period….” Chaz said lightly
Chester eyes widened, then Chaz laughed
“That’s not funny Chaz!” Chester protested
Chaz was laughing loudly “I can’t believe you semi-believed it!, dude you are so easy!”
“Chaz what’s on your mind?” Chester asked
“I dunno….I’m…sorta a little….a friend has completely cut off from me, and it’s got me kinda down….” Chaz sighed
“why don’t you get in touch?”
“I dunno….I’m kinda scared they don’t like me any more….”
“The only way you’ll know is to ask….”
“Yeah….”
“I mean what cha’ got to loose?”
“I dunno….I guess, I could try….”
Robyn bit at her lip a little nervously, Byron was still with her when Chaz called.
“Hi Chaz…how are you?” she asked slowly, this seemed an awkward conversation
“Hey Robs…haven’t seen ya around, y’all avoidin’ me….?” He laughed nervously
“Yeah…I’ve been with Byron,” Robyn said to him.
“Byron, huh? Do I know him from school?” Chaz asked lightly
“I don’t think so…” Robyn answered quickly, biting her lip still.
“I was just wonderin’….y’know if you’re not too busy, if you’d wanna hang out again sometime…I kinda miss havin’ someone tugging my dreads and callin’ me Chazzles….I guess what I’m tryin’ to say is….I really miss you, as a friend and all…..” Chaz said gently
“Chaz…” she sighed, quickly pulling herself together as Byron looked over, “that would be good…sometime…”
“How about this afternoon Robs…we’ll raid the fridge…..and stuff, wanna come over…..?” Chaz said happily “what time can I expect you?”
“I…um…” she glanced at Byron, spend time with him…or spend time with Chaz…hard decision. “Sounds good…” she said, “I’ll come round later,” she lowered her voice to almost a whisper on the last few words.
“Y’know your boyfriend can come too, there’s no need to whisper…I….think it’s best if I met him…..judge if he’s good enough to go out with a hottie like you, I’ll be like your Dad, except stricter….!” Chaz laughed easily
“He’s….” Robyn wanted to deny Byron was a boyfriend, but Byron was there and Chaz was insistent, and Chaz was far from stupid…. “I don’t think that’s a good idea” she said hastily
“Why not?” Chaz Jibbed “Y’think I’ll be scared he’s better lookin’ than me? We both know there’s little chance of that!”
Robyn giggled at Chaz’s playful arrogance.
“Well you are very handsome….” Robyn laughed, she couldn’t resist, she had to flirt with him when he was like this!
“Don’t I know it!?” Chaz laughed lightly
“I don’t know do you?” Robyn grinned, it was like Byron didn’t exist when Chaz was around, and Chaz had such a personality….Byron was boring, and wasn’t half as funny or as much an attentive listener as Chaz…
“Robyn…Finish your phone call so we can make out….” Byron moaned
Robyn held up her hand in a gesture for him to be quiet, she couldn’t hear what Chaz was saying.
“…I talked to Dad, and it turned out, it’s better to Jack off lying down, than standin’ up….sittin’ ain’t acceptable…blocks the blood flow to the p*nis, much more difficult to maintain a hard on…. ”
“What!?”
“HA! Just checkin’ you where listenin’!”
“I can’t think of one part of that sentence that I caught of the end of BY THE WAY! So *** knows what your problem was! I cannot think of any part of that sentence that didn’t disturb and corrupt my mind!” Robyn wailed
“Great! Then I’m doin’ my duty as a Bennington and a sick pervert!” Chaz chirped
“Doesn’t that technically mean the same thing?” Robyn grinned to herself
“Nah….They changed the definition to handsome and good in bed, within the last fifthteen years…..” Chaz said dismissively, ignoring the Jibe.
“Funny around the same time you came in existence….” Robyn mock-mused
“Yeah funny that….” Chaz mock-mused also, then he laughed lightly “so ya comin’ over?”
“Yes, just let me tie up some loose ends….”
“Cool, six-ish?”
“Five”
“Eager to see me, huh?” Chaz asked teasingly
“Shut up you pig!” Robyn laughed
“She wants me” Chaz Joked
“Later”
“Late”
They both went to hang up, but paused in hanging up
“Y’still there?” Chaz asked
“Yeah” Robyn said embarrassedly
“I kinda….wanted to ask you somethin’ else….” Chaz sighed
“What’s that?” Robyn asked
“I forgot….” Chaz stated
“Oh…well…I hang up now…” Robyn said lightly
“Yeah…” Chaz agreed
“You still there?” Robyn frowned
“I’m waitin’ for you to hang up” Chaz commented
“Well why don’t you?” Robyn complained
“You where supposed to….” Chaz Laughed
“Well you try….” Robyn giggled
“Okay!”
“Hello?”
“Hey”
“Chaaaaazzzzz!”
“It’s just we where havin’ such a nice conversation….”
“We were weren’t we?”
“A whole lotta W’s in that sentence….”
“Excuse me?!”
“Sorry, I’m babblin’ right?”
“Yes”
“So I’ll hang up now, right?”
“Yes….”
“We’ll do it together”
“Okay!”
”One…two….three!”
Then they both chorused
“You still there?”
Chester knocked on Chaz’s Bedroom door
“What!?” Came the grumpy call
“Hey Chaz, it’s Me…um….I gotta pizza for you, wanna share?” Chester asked tentively
“Yeah, whatever kinda hungry….” Chaz opened the door
Chester sat on the bed and put the plates on the bed, he cut the pizza, and put it on to Chaz’s plate “I was hopin’ we could kinda talk about stuff…..”
Chaz looked at Chester with a grim expression, “You wanna talk, huh?”
“Yup, Mom and Me are worryin’ about ya Chaz-man, you’re quiet, and that ain’t like you” Chester said concernedly
“Yeah, well, live and learn….” Chaz bit in to the pizza
“Chaz, y’know you can talk to me….” Chester urged
“Okay, well, um….I’m worrying about my period….” Chaz said lightly
Chester eyes widened, then Chaz laughed
“That’s not funny Chaz!” Chester protested
Chaz was laughing loudly “I can’t believe you semi-believed it!, dude you are so easy!”
“Chaz what’s on your mind?” Chester asked
“I dunno….I’m…sorta a little….a friend has completely cut off from me, and it’s got me kinda down….” Chaz sighed
“why don’t you get in touch?”
“I dunno….I’m kinda scared they don’t like me any more….”
“The only way you’ll know is to ask….”
“Yeah….”
“I mean what cha’ got to loose?”
“I dunno….I guess, I could try….”
Robyn bit at her lip a little nervously, Byron was still with her when Chaz called.
“Hi Chaz…how are you?” she asked slowly, this seemed an awkward conversation
“Hey Robs…haven’t seen ya around, y’all avoidin’ me….?” He laughed nervously
“Yeah…I’ve been with Byron,” Robyn said to him.
“Byron, huh? Do I know him from school?” Chaz asked lightly
“I don’t think so…” Robyn answered quickly, biting her lip still.
“I was just wonderin’….y’know if you’re not too busy, if you’d wanna hang out again sometime…I kinda miss havin’ someone tugging my dreads and callin’ me Chazzles….I guess what I’m tryin’ to say is….I really miss you, as a friend and all…..” Chaz said gently
“Chaz…” she sighed, quickly pulling herself together as Byron looked over, “that would be good…sometime…”
“How about this afternoon Robs…we’ll raid the fridge…..and stuff, wanna come over…..?” Chaz said happily “what time can I expect you?”
“I…um…” she glanced at Byron, spend time with him…or spend time with Chaz…hard decision. “Sounds good…” she said, “I’ll come round later,” she lowered her voice to almost a whisper on the last few words.
“Y’know your boyfriend can come too, there’s no need to whisper…I….think it’s best if I met him…..judge if he’s good enough to go out with a hottie like you, I’ll be like your Dad, except stricter….!” Chaz laughed easily
“He’s….” Robyn wanted to deny Byron was a boyfriend, but Byron was there and Chaz was insistent, and Chaz was far from stupid…. “I don’t think that’s a good idea” she said hastily
“Why not?” Chaz Jibbed “Y’think I’ll be scared he’s better lookin’ than me? We both know there’s little chance of that!”
Robyn giggled at Chaz’s playful arrogance.
“Well you are very handsome….” Robyn laughed, she couldn’t resist, she had to flirt with him when he was like this!
“Don’t I know it!?” Chaz laughed lightly
“I don’t know do you?” Robyn grinned, it was like Byron didn’t exist when Chaz was around, and Chaz had such a personality….Byron was boring, and wasn’t half as funny or as much an attentive listener as Chaz…
“Robyn…Finish your phone call so we can make out….” Byron moaned
Robyn held up her hand in a gesture for him to be quiet, she couldn’t hear what Chaz was saying.
“…I talked to Dad, and it turned out, it’s better to Jack off lying down, than standin’ up….sittin’ ain’t acceptable…blocks the blood flow to the p*nis, much more difficult to maintain a hard on…. ”
“What!?”
“HA! Just checkin’ you where listenin’!”
“I can’t think of one part of that sentence that I caught of the end of BY THE WAY! So *** knows what your problem was! I cannot think of any part of that sentence that didn’t disturb and corrupt my mind!” Robyn wailed
“Great! Then I’m doin’ my duty as a Bennington and a sick pervert!” Chaz chirped
“Doesn’t that technically mean the same thing?” Robyn grinned to herself
“Nah….They changed the definition to handsome and good in bed, within the last fifthteen years…..” Chaz said dismissively, ignoring the Jibe.
“Funny around the same time you came in existence….” Robyn mock-mused
“Yeah funny that….” Chaz mock-mused also, then he laughed lightly “so ya comin’ over?”
“Yes, just let me tie up some loose ends….”
“Cool, six-ish?”
“Five”
“Eager to see me, huh?” Chaz asked teasingly
“Shut up you pig!” Robyn laughed
“She wants me” Chaz Joked
“Later”
“Late”
They both went to hang up, but paused in hanging up
“Y’still there?” Chaz asked
“Yeah” Robyn said embarrassedly
“I kinda….wanted to ask you somethin’ else….” Chaz sighed
“What’s that?” Robyn asked
“I forgot….” Chaz stated
“Oh…well…I hang up now…” Robyn said lightly
“Yeah…” Chaz agreed
“You still there?” Robyn frowned
“I’m waitin’ for you to hang up” Chaz commented
“Well why don’t you?” Robyn complained
“You where supposed to….” Chaz Laughed
“Well you try….” Robyn giggled
“Okay!”
“Hello?”
“Hey”
“Chaaaaazzzzz!”
“It’s just we where havin’ such a nice conversation….”
“We were weren’t we?”
“A whole lotta W’s in that sentence….”
“Excuse me?!”
“Sorry, I’m babblin’ right?”
“Yes”
“So I’ll hang up now, right?”
“Yes….”
“We’ll do it together”
“Okay!”
”One…two….three!”
Then they both chorused
“You still there?”
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“Hey Robyn! How’s your Dad, still doin’ his art?” Chester grinned answering the door
“Hi Uncle Chaz” Robyn smiled
“I ain’t your uncle” Chester laughed and let her in “Hey Kels! Look! It’s a little birdie!”
Kelly rolled her eyes as they walked in to the living room “Hi Robyn Not grounded still?”
Robyn shifted uncomfortably
“Honey, leave her alone…” Chester laughed “She’s cool, I Talked to Ravyn, She ain’t mad anymore…She’s come to accept she can’t fight the rebellion! People power! WOOH! I remember when I was a wayward teen….”
“Many centauries ago….” Kelly grinned evilly
“Hey!” Chester sulked “I’m only thirty eight….well barely…so I’m kinda still thirty seven and a bit….So I’m still barely thirty….”
“You’re closer to forty than thirty Chester” Kelly teased
“That’s a lie!” Chester wailed
“Is Chaz here?” Robyn Smiled brightly
“Yeah….sure…” Chester shrugged
“Hey!” Chaz was walking down the stairs
“Hey! He’s exists!” Chester cried
“S’cuse me Old man?” Chaz frowned
“You’ve been on that **** computer all day….I haven’t heard anythin’ from ya since lunch when I brought you up Pizza…” Chester commented
“Very absorbin’ game world of warcraft….” Chaz said lightly
“I don’t get it….when I was your age, I was playin’ guitar….writing lyrics….gettin’ stoned….goin’ to gigs…playin’ gigs….gettin’ drunk….F*ckin’ girls….” Chester listed airily
“Easy!” Kelly’s eyes flashed angrily
“Don’t worry mom, if Dad wasn’t a bad influence the last fifthteen years of my life, I doubt he’s gonna start now….” Chaz rolled his eyes
“Chester….You’ve gotta stop being so rude….” Kelly complained
Chester grabbed her into his arms “y’know you love it!” He nuzzled her close
“Please…” Chaz winced
“Hey, no kissy, kissy in front of Little Chazy….” Chester grinned
“It destroys my mind!” Chaz wailed
“What, this?”
“EW…ewwwww!”
”And one day Chaz, you’ll destroy your kids minds by makin’ out in front of them….”
*
“ROBYN! Robynnnnn!” Mike called “Dinner!”
Ravyn sat arms folded “She’s left the house hasn’t she?, I told her she was grounded!”
Mikey was causually walked past, Munching on a piece of toast “she’s gone to uncle Chaz’s, told me not to tell”
“Mikey you’ll spoil your dinner!” Ravyn scoulded
“Damnit! Why doesn’t she ever do as she told?!” Mike cursed
“Horomones” Mikey informed
“I think it has more to do with a certain, dread locked, 16 year old with big brown eyes” Ravyn frowned heavily
“Why put the influence on Chaz!? Not that I like the guy, but he’s not completely corrupt!” Mikey argued
“Trust me Mikey, even I think he’s dreamy….” Mike laughed “I don’t wanna even think what a 15 year old girl think of him!”
“Easy Michael!” Ravyn giggled
“Well he is a charmer… I find it so hard to stay mad with Chaz or Chester!” Mike exclaimed
“Dad you’re taking this surprisingly well” Mikey frowned
“I’m gonna call Chester and lay down some ground rules, he’s a sensiable adult….he’ll have to make Robyn agree” Mike said lightly
“Good idea mike” Ravyn smiled, They kissed lightly
“You know me” Mike grinned
*
“You got that Chester?”
“No wielding chainsaws?”
“Chester!”
”Right okay….The kids they’ll be fine….”
”Robyn is vegeratian, allergic to wheat….”
“Okay, okay lecture Jeez!”
“No sexual intercourse!”
“The kids are just friends”
“That means you too!”
”Well it’s kinda too late for that, I’m in bed with the missus….” Chester imitated a **** poor cockney accent “I’ve been givin’ her a good rodgerin’!”
“Chaz, will you ever take anything seriously?! At all?!”
“I doubt it!” Came the light chirp
“Me and Rave are going out tonight, we left Mikey with Mrs bates, y’know the address….right?, Drop Robyn there 10:30, no later”
“Screw that Mikey boy, she can stay here with us….”
Mike sounded unsure “Hmmmm Chaz….I don’t think that’s a good….”
“Sure it is! I’m great with kids!”
“Yes, you’re great at making kids….”
“Aw…..you’re sweet can I take you home?”
“CHAZ!”
“And Kels will look after everything!”
“Only if Kels is there!”
“And Robyn will sleep in Chaz’s room!”
“WHAT?!”
“Hey don’t worry We have all the essentials, condoms, whips, chains, ropes….! And when they tire out….I’ll give’em several doses of speed, then they’re good to go!”
“I hope you’re joking!”
“I think I have some coke left”
“Huh!”
“**** it the powder gets everywhere, but I’m sure Robyn has a credit card, today’s drug dealer only take plastic, including myself!”
“Chaz you really are pushing it”
“I know….”
“You push it to far sometimes!”
“OH *** yes I know….”
“Chaz what are you doing?!”
“I’m in Bed with the missus….”
“I heard that bit! Where is ‘the missus’?”
“Busy”
“WHAT!?”
“Sleepin’”
“Ok thank ***, I thought for a second….”
“Heya Honey….”
“Excuse me?!”
”My wife just woke up, y’know….my wife…..”
“Chaz, You got the ground rules?....No ***, No drugs….”
“ROCK N ROLL BABY!”
“Only decent Rock n roll”
“Depeche mode?”
“That’s more prog…”
“No it isn't! Okay...How about S.T.P?”
“Look, Rules!”
”Yeah S.T.P do rule!”
”No the rules are as follows, No ***, NO DRUGS! NO wandering the streets at night!, NO I repeat NO Alcohol!, No sleeping in Chaz’s room! No Swearing, No fast food, No excessive joeisms!”
“JOE ISN’T HERE!”
“All the better!, No kissing unless supervised!”
“They’re just friends! Mike I think you’re bein’ a little more than redicolous, stop treatin’ Robyn like a Kid!”
“DON’T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY CHILDERN!”
“Look! Mike you’ve become such a narky son of *****, I remember a life time ago you used to be cool!”
“I’m not having a Redneck hick telling me how to raise my teenage daughter!”
“I was raised by a single parent with 8 half brothers and sisters….”
“Only because your mom couldn’t give a rats ***!”
Chester’s eyes went puppy-dog, That had hurt, Chester’s voice went croaky and quiet “Screw you mike” He put down the phone.
*
“Hi Uncle Chaz” Robyn smiled
“I ain’t your uncle” Chester laughed and let her in “Hey Kels! Look! It’s a little birdie!”
Kelly rolled her eyes as they walked in to the living room “Hi Robyn Not grounded still?”
Robyn shifted uncomfortably
“Honey, leave her alone…” Chester laughed “She’s cool, I Talked to Ravyn, She ain’t mad anymore…She’s come to accept she can’t fight the rebellion! People power! WOOH! I remember when I was a wayward teen….”
“Many centauries ago….” Kelly grinned evilly
“Hey!” Chester sulked “I’m only thirty eight….well barely…so I’m kinda still thirty seven and a bit….So I’m still barely thirty….”
“You’re closer to forty than thirty Chester” Kelly teased
“That’s a lie!” Chester wailed
“Is Chaz here?” Robyn Smiled brightly
“Yeah….sure…” Chester shrugged
“Hey!” Chaz was walking down the stairs
“Hey! He’s exists!” Chester cried
“S’cuse me Old man?” Chaz frowned
“You’ve been on that **** computer all day….I haven’t heard anythin’ from ya since lunch when I brought you up Pizza…” Chester commented
“Very absorbin’ game world of warcraft….” Chaz said lightly
“I don’t get it….when I was your age, I was playin’ guitar….writing lyrics….gettin’ stoned….goin’ to gigs…playin’ gigs….gettin’ drunk….F*ckin’ girls….” Chester listed airily
“Easy!” Kelly’s eyes flashed angrily
“Don’t worry mom, if Dad wasn’t a bad influence the last fifthteen years of my life, I doubt he’s gonna start now….” Chaz rolled his eyes
“Chester….You’ve gotta stop being so rude….” Kelly complained
Chester grabbed her into his arms “y’know you love it!” He nuzzled her close
“Please…” Chaz winced
“Hey, no kissy, kissy in front of Little Chazy….” Chester grinned
“It destroys my mind!” Chaz wailed
“What, this?”
“EW…ewwwww!”
”And one day Chaz, you’ll destroy your kids minds by makin’ out in front of them….”
*
“ROBYN! Robynnnnn!” Mike called “Dinner!”
Ravyn sat arms folded “She’s left the house hasn’t she?, I told her she was grounded!”
Mikey was causually walked past, Munching on a piece of toast “she’s gone to uncle Chaz’s, told me not to tell”
“Mikey you’ll spoil your dinner!” Ravyn scoulded
“Damnit! Why doesn’t she ever do as she told?!” Mike cursed
“Horomones” Mikey informed
“I think it has more to do with a certain, dread locked, 16 year old with big brown eyes” Ravyn frowned heavily
“Why put the influence on Chaz!? Not that I like the guy, but he’s not completely corrupt!” Mikey argued
“Trust me Mikey, even I think he’s dreamy….” Mike laughed “I don’t wanna even think what a 15 year old girl think of him!”
“Easy Michael!” Ravyn giggled
“Well he is a charmer… I find it so hard to stay mad with Chaz or Chester!” Mike exclaimed
“Dad you’re taking this surprisingly well” Mikey frowned
“I’m gonna call Chester and lay down some ground rules, he’s a sensiable adult….he’ll have to make Robyn agree” Mike said lightly
“Good idea mike” Ravyn smiled, They kissed lightly
“You know me” Mike grinned
*
“You got that Chester?”
“No wielding chainsaws?”
“Chester!”
”Right okay….The kids they’ll be fine….”
”Robyn is vegeratian, allergic to wheat….”
“Okay, okay lecture Jeez!”
“No sexual intercourse!”
“The kids are just friends”
“That means you too!”
”Well it’s kinda too late for that, I’m in bed with the missus….” Chester imitated a **** poor cockney accent “I’ve been givin’ her a good rodgerin’!”
“Chaz, will you ever take anything seriously?! At all?!”
“I doubt it!” Came the light chirp
“Me and Rave are going out tonight, we left Mikey with Mrs bates, y’know the address….right?, Drop Robyn there 10:30, no later”
“Screw that Mikey boy, she can stay here with us….”
Mike sounded unsure “Hmmmm Chaz….I don’t think that’s a good….”
“Sure it is! I’m great with kids!”
“Yes, you’re great at making kids….”
“Aw…..you’re sweet can I take you home?”
“CHAZ!”
“And Kels will look after everything!”
“Only if Kels is there!”
“And Robyn will sleep in Chaz’s room!”
“WHAT?!”
“Hey don’t worry We have all the essentials, condoms, whips, chains, ropes….! And when they tire out….I’ll give’em several doses of speed, then they’re good to go!”
“I hope you’re joking!”
“I think I have some coke left”
“Huh!”
“**** it the powder gets everywhere, but I’m sure Robyn has a credit card, today’s drug dealer only take plastic, including myself!”
“Chaz you really are pushing it”
“I know….”
“You push it to far sometimes!”
“OH *** yes I know….”
“Chaz what are you doing?!”
“I’m in Bed with the missus….”
“I heard that bit! Where is ‘the missus’?”
“Busy”
“WHAT!?”
“Sleepin’”
“Ok thank ***, I thought for a second….”
“Heya Honey….”
“Excuse me?!”
”My wife just woke up, y’know….my wife…..”
“Chaz, You got the ground rules?....No ***, No drugs….”
“ROCK N ROLL BABY!”
“Only decent Rock n roll”
“Depeche mode?”
“That’s more prog…”
“No it isn't! Okay...How about S.T.P?”
“Look, Rules!”
”Yeah S.T.P do rule!”
”No the rules are as follows, No ***, NO DRUGS! NO wandering the streets at night!, NO I repeat NO Alcohol!, No sleeping in Chaz’s room! No Swearing, No fast food, No excessive joeisms!”
“JOE ISN’T HERE!”
“All the better!, No kissing unless supervised!”
“They’re just friends! Mike I think you’re bein’ a little more than redicolous, stop treatin’ Robyn like a Kid!”
“DON’T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY CHILDERN!”
“Look! Mike you’ve become such a narky son of *****, I remember a life time ago you used to be cool!”
“I’m not having a Redneck hick telling me how to raise my teenage daughter!”
“I was raised by a single parent with 8 half brothers and sisters….”
“Only because your mom couldn’t give a rats ***!”
Chester’s eyes went puppy-dog, That had hurt, Chester’s voice went croaky and quiet “Screw you mike” He put down the phone.
*
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Ravyn Glared at Mike in fury “What in the **** did you say that for??!?!” She yelled
Mike mumbled into his goatee
“What, sorry?!” Ravyn demanded
“I…dunno….it just….it….slipped out….”
”You call him and apologise!”
“He sorta deserved it…..”
“NO, He didn’t!”
“He was telling me how to raise my own kids!”
“There’s ways of dealing with Chester, hurting his feelings is not one of them!”
“He needs to know where he stands Rave!”
*
Chester was frozen with his hand over the phone, his jaw stiff, he bit his lip, He hated any mention of his mother, who he referred to as ‘that b*tch’
“Chazy?” Kelly touched his face
“I’m Okay!” Chester said quickly
“Are you sure Puppy?”
“Fine!”
“Chester….”
“Don’t!”
“Chazy….What did Mike say to you….?”
“Nothin’ Baby, don’t worry about it….”
Chester sat up and got out of bed, “I’m gonna start dinner….” He kissed her cheek lightly “later…Honey….”
Kelly touched Chester’s cheek as he walked past, he walked away cold, and let her hand run over his cheek as he aimlessly walked past, she felt the damp of tears as he walked away…
*
“Mike I simply can’t talk to you when you’re in a mood like this, *** know what chester is feeling like right now, he’s probably so upset, you know how he gets about his mother, you know why he hates her so much and yet you choose to use this against him! Mike that is crossing the line Chester and Kelly have been our friends for over 15 years!, you’ve been friends with chester longer!, I went to high school with kels! And you grew up with Chester!, he’s one of your best friend and sure he can be a pain in the **** sometimes…..and sometimes he can be a little too much….but He’s a genuine and sweet guy, and he’d never try to hurt you the way you just hurt him!” Ravyn raged
“It just words Rave….he’ll get over it, you know what he’s like!” Mike argued
“Words can be very hurtful, would you ever mention Kels’ dad to Kels?!” Ravyn snapped
“No…But…..”
“But nothing!” Ravyn argued. It seemed strange…Ravyn had never argued like this with Mike before. Though she knew she had to put her foot down in this situation. “Imagine if you were in Chester’s position, how would you be feeling?” Mike just shrugged, looking down towards the floor and biting his lip. ‘Aww…don’t do that Micheal…you make me feel evil’ Ravyn thought, “if it were me I’d be feeling downright awful! I kind of know how he feels…my Dad didn’t bother with me or my brothers either, he didn’t care…” she trailed off.
“Rave…” Mike said gently, watching her worriedly.
“Never mind that…” Ravyn brushed it off quickly, “He’s your best friend Mike…you have to talk to him and say sorry…please.” Ravyn seemed to be begging and pleading with him.
“He wont hold a grudge for long…”
“That’s beside the point! Talk to him and say sorry…or…or I wont speak to you!” Ravyn snapped, turning abruptly on her heels and walking away from Mike. Way to make him feel worse…
“Ravyn please…” Mike sighed, walking after Ravyn quickly.
*
Chaz and Robyn
“I hear dad crying” Chaz frowned
“I hear it too” Robyn frowned
“Dad?” chaz peered around the corner of his bedroom door “Dad y’okay?”
Chester sat slid down the hall floor
“He’s surposed to be my best friend!” Chester said unhappily “and he says sh*t like that, not cool….”
Chaz sat down next to his father “Who says what Dad?”
“I…feel like such a bad father, compared to Mike….I tried to give you kids everythin’ I never had….” Chester sobbed “But in the end I couldn’t give you the only thing I did have in childhood and that was one **** of a great Dad….”
“Aw Dad, you are great…”
“No I’m not I suck….”
“Yes you are a great Dad” Robyn smiled “It’s just You and Dad have very different….child raising techniques….None of you is necessarily wrong…..”
Chaz smiled at Robyn in thanks “See, someone else agrees you’re a great Dad, Dad” Chaz shook his father’s tattooed shoulder “C’mon Dad….get up…I’ll get you a beer….”
“He said stuff about Mom….” Chester babbled “He said my Mom didn’t care….”
“But….you’re always sayin’ how much you hate her Dad….it’s obvious….she didn’t….” Chaz stated
Chester burst in to fresh sobs “But just because she didn’t doesn’t mean I didn’t want her to Chaz….I have no idea where she is….whether she’s dead or alive….I haven’t seen her since I was twelve!”
“Maybe you should try and find her Dad” Chaz smiled
“Why?! I hate the b*tch!” Chester yelped
“But you need to get rid of emotional baggage” Robyn said in her mother’s psychology speak
“Yeah…I guess” Chester said in a child-like pouty tone, his tear stained face looked up at the teenagers, and he let out a deep dramatic sigh as he straightened his glasses “I guess so…..”
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Ravyn Glared at Mike in fury “What in the **** did you say that for??!?!” She yelled
Mike mumbled into his goatee
“What, sorry?!” Ravyn demanded
“I…dunno….it just….it….slipped out….”
”You call him and apologise!”
“He sorta deserved it…..”
“NO, He didn’t!”
“He was telling me how to raise my own kids!”
“There’s ways of dealing with Chester, hurting his feelings is not one of them!”
“He needs to know where he stands Rave!”
*
Chester was frozen with his hand over the phone, his jaw stiff, he bit his lip, He hated any mention of his mother, who he referred to as ‘that b*tch’
“Chazy?” Kelly touched his face
“I’m Okay!” Chester said quickly
“Are you sure Puppy?”
“Fine!”
“Chester….”
“Don’t!”
“Chazy….What did Mike say to you….?”
“Nothin’ Baby, don’t worry about it….”
Chester sat up and got out of bed, “I’m gonna start dinner….” He kissed her cheek lightly “later…Honey….”
Kelly touched Chester’s cheek as he walked past, he walked away cold, and let her hand run over his cheek as he aimlessly walked past, she felt the damp of tears as he walked away…
*
“Mike I simply can’t talk to you when you’re in a mood like this, *** know what chester is feeling like right now, he’s probably so upset, you know how he gets about his mother, you know why he hates her so much and yet you choose to use this against him! Mike that is crossing the line Chester and Kelly have been our friends for over 15 years!, you’ve been friends with chester longer!, I went to high school with kels! And you grew up with Chester!, he’s one of your best friend and sure he can be a pain in the **** sometimes…..and sometimes he can be a little too much….but He’s a genuine and sweet guy, and he’d never try to hurt you the way you just hurt him!” Ravyn raged
“It just words Rave….he’ll get over it, you know what he’s like!” Mike argued
“Words can be very hurtful, would you ever mention Kels’ dad to Kels?!” Ravyn snapped
“No…But…..”
“But nothing!” Ravyn argued. It seemed strange…Ravyn had never argued like this with Mike before. Though she knew she had to put her foot down in this situation. “Imagine if you were in Chester’s position, how would you be feeling?” Mike just shrugged, looking down towards the floor and biting his lip. ‘Aww…don’t do that Micheal…you make me feel evil’ Ravyn thought, “if it were me I’d be feeling downright awful! I kind of know how he feels…my Dad didn’t bother with me or my brothers either, he didn’t care…” she trailed off.
“Rave…” Mike said gently, watching her worriedly.
“Never mind that…” Ravyn brushed it off quickly, “He’s your best friend Mike…you have to talk to him and say sorry…please.” Ravyn seemed to be begging and pleading with him.
“He wont hold a grudge for long…”
“That’s beside the point! Talk to him and say sorry…or…or I wont speak to you!” Ravyn snapped, turning abruptly on her heels and walking away from Mike. Way to make him feel worse…
“Ravyn please…” Mike sighed, walking after Ravyn quickly.
*
Chaz and Robyn
“I hear dad crying” Chaz frowned
“I hear it too” Robyn frowned
“Dad?” chaz peered around the corner of his bedroom door “Dad y’okay?”
Chester sat slid down the hall floor
“He’s surposed to be my best friend!” Chester said unhappily “and he says sh*t like that, not cool….”
Chaz sat down next to his father “Who says what Dad?”
“I…feel like such a bad father, compared to Mike….I tried to give you kids everythin’ I never had….” Chester sobbed “But in the end I couldn’t give you the only thing I did have in childhood and that was one **** of a great Dad….”
“Aw Dad, you are great…”
“No I’m not I suck….”
“Yes you are a great Dad” Robyn smiled “It’s just You and Dad have very different….child raising techniques….None of you is necessarily wrong…..”
Chaz smiled at Robyn in thanks “See, someone else agrees you’re a great Dad, Dad” Chaz shook his father’s tattooed shoulder “C’mon Dad….get up…I’ll get you a beer….”
“He said stuff about Mom….” Chester babbled “He said my Mom didn’t care….”
“But….you’re always sayin’ how much you hate her Dad….it’s obvious….she didn’t….” Chaz stated
Chester burst in to fresh sobs “But just because she didn’t doesn’t mean I didn’t want her to Chaz….I have no idea where she is….whether she’s dead or alive….I haven’t seen her since I was twelve!”
“Maybe you should try and find her Dad” Chaz smiled
“Why?! I hate the b*tch!” Chester yelped
“But you need to get rid of emotional baggage” Robyn said in her mother’s psychology speak
“Yeah…I guess” Chester said in a child-like pouty tone, his tear stained face looked up at the teenagers, and he let out a deep dramatic sigh as he straightened his glasses “I guess so…..”
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Road Trip!
Mike Rang Chester later on, there was a lot of commotion in the background
“Hey Chaz!” Mike said cheerily
“Hi Mikey-boy!”
“Y’mean, you wanna talk to me?”
“Sure why wouldn’t I dude?!”
”The things I said about your mom….”
“Well I was kinda stung…..for a little while, but now I’m getting’ my *** in to gear, I’m gonna look for my mom!” Chester chirped “You inspired me to, and well thanks mike….I had an epithany I guess, that’s what kels is callin’ it…..”
”An epithany, within the space of ten minutes?!” Mike protested
“Yeah….Cool, huh?” Chester Said lightly
“What’s goin’ on in the background there….”
“I’m in my car”
”You’re in your car….”
”yeah, looks like a jaguar….it’s got leather seats….it gotta a C.d…..”
”Chester!”
“Player!”
“Why are you in your car?”
“Looks like a jagu…..”
“Chaz!”
“I’m gonna look for my mom!”
”Now?!”
“Yeah, why not?!”
“It’s….Ten minutes after you decided, isn’t that hasty…..”
”Not to a Bennington it ain’t!, I’m surprised I took so long!”
“Chester are you sure this a good idea?, you are so inconsistent….”
”ROAD TRIPPPPPP!” Came Chaz’s yell from the background “WOO! WOO!”
“Whitey can woo!” Chester giggled
“Yup!” Chaz grinned
“Chaz, try to be a little quieter….Tashy is tired out….” Kelly scoulded
“You took the whole family!” Mike protested
“Hi Dad!” Came Robyn’s call
“Yeah, well, I weren’t gonna leave them while I went to Delaware….It’s hard to get time with them as it is!” Chester exclaimed
“You’re taking my daughter half way across the F*cking country!” Mike Ranted “Without my permission?!”
”I was gonna ask….actually, this is perfect…..Hey Mike can Robyn come to Delaware with us?” Chester chirped
Mike heard a dog barking in the background
“Awww….it’s Okay Puppy….we’ll be there soon….” Chester cooed
“Chester, this is the single most irresponsible thing you’ve EVER done!” Mike raged “You’ve really took it too far this time!!!”
“Mikey-boy….you always say that!” Chester exclaimed
“This time I REALLY mean it!”
“Really, really?” Chester trilled
“REALLY!”
”Wow, Cool!” Chester cheered
“It is not F*CKING cool!”
“It’s only a little trip….an innocent road trip….an innocent looking for my mom road trip…!”
“I told you this was a bad idea….” Chaz sighed
“Hey Robyn, you drive while I go smoke some blue….” Chester said lightly
“WHAT?!” Mike snarled
“Mike….you are so easy!” Chester laughed
“Chester this isn’t a joke, life is not a joke, and I am NOT laughing!” Mike snapped
“You would if you were cool” Chester teased in a sing songy voice
“You can’t be one iota serious! Bring my daughter back home this instant!”
“Aw, so she can’t come?”
”No!”
“well, we’re already driving to the air port, we gotta take cookie with us….he’s too cute, he’s like a little mascot!”
“Who’s cookie?!”
”our dog”
“Since when did you have a dog?!”
”Since half an hour ago!”
Mike Rang Chester later on, there was a lot of commotion in the background
“Hey Chaz!” Mike said cheerily
“Hi Mikey-boy!”
“Y’mean, you wanna talk to me?”
“Sure why wouldn’t I dude?!”
”The things I said about your mom….”
“Well I was kinda stung…..for a little while, but now I’m getting’ my *** in to gear, I’m gonna look for my mom!” Chester chirped “You inspired me to, and well thanks mike….I had an epithany I guess, that’s what kels is callin’ it…..”
”An epithany, within the space of ten minutes?!” Mike protested
“Yeah….Cool, huh?” Chester Said lightly
“What’s goin’ on in the background there….”
“I’m in my car”
”You’re in your car….”
”yeah, looks like a jaguar….it’s got leather seats….it gotta a C.d…..”
”Chester!”
“Player!”
“Why are you in your car?”
“Looks like a jagu…..”
“Chaz!”
“I’m gonna look for my mom!”
”Now?!”
“Yeah, why not?!”
“It’s….Ten minutes after you decided, isn’t that hasty…..”
”Not to a Bennington it ain’t!, I’m surprised I took so long!”
“Chester are you sure this a good idea?, you are so inconsistent….”
”ROAD TRIPPPPPP!” Came Chaz’s yell from the background “WOO! WOO!”
“Whitey can woo!” Chester giggled
“Yup!” Chaz grinned
“Chaz, try to be a little quieter….Tashy is tired out….” Kelly scoulded
“You took the whole family!” Mike protested
“Hi Dad!” Came Robyn’s call
“Yeah, well, I weren’t gonna leave them while I went to Delaware….It’s hard to get time with them as it is!” Chester exclaimed
“You’re taking my daughter half way across the F*cking country!” Mike Ranted “Without my permission?!”
”I was gonna ask….actually, this is perfect…..Hey Mike can Robyn come to Delaware with us?” Chester chirped
Mike heard a dog barking in the background
“Awww….it’s Okay Puppy….we’ll be there soon….” Chester cooed
“Chester, this is the single most irresponsible thing you’ve EVER done!” Mike raged “You’ve really took it too far this time!!!”
“Mikey-boy….you always say that!” Chester exclaimed
“This time I REALLY mean it!”
“Really, really?” Chester trilled
“REALLY!”
”Wow, Cool!” Chester cheered
“It is not F*CKING cool!”
“It’s only a little trip….an innocent road trip….an innocent looking for my mom road trip…!”
“I told you this was a bad idea….” Chaz sighed
“Hey Robyn, you drive while I go smoke some blue….” Chester said lightly
“WHAT?!” Mike snarled
“Mike….you are so easy!” Chester laughed
“Chester this isn’t a joke, life is not a joke, and I am NOT laughing!” Mike snapped
“You would if you were cool” Chester teased in a sing songy voice
“You can’t be one iota serious! Bring my daughter back home this instant!”
“Aw, so she can’t come?”
”No!”
“well, we’re already driving to the air port, we gotta take cookie with us….he’s too cute, he’s like a little mascot!”
“Who’s cookie?!”
”our dog”
“Since when did you have a dog?!”
”Since half an hour ago!”
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cookie is cute, based him on my dog, bustie, buster is a yorkie also, *cuddles her two doggies* Buster and rosie, except buster is a huge yorkie, he's massive for a yorkie! Rosie is my baby too....she is a mongreal, but part dashund....part terrier....but she is so cute ^_^ Kelly Loves Her doggerinos! 
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next chappie "you know he is so irresponiable!" Mike raged
"Mike calm down, chester is never been one for conformity...but we can just accept him for this...like we always do right?!" Ravyn begged
"No! i'm so sick of chester thinking we just have to do as he says, shut up and go with the flow, i'm sick of it! I'm sick of hearing....'jesus christ mikey-boy, chill!' Because i am NOT going to chill!" Mike scowled "He's always getting off scott-free, thinks he can charm me into everything, well i have news for him! I'm not Kels! He can't just throw me into bed everytime he's not getting his own way!"
"Chester isn't like that!" Ravyn stuttered "and Kels doesn't just lay back and let him do what he wants....she's crafty....she knows just the right position to get him in..." Ravyn winced "Bad metaphor!"
"yes...." mike pulled a face
"Mike, you just have to accept Chester for who he is....and be one step ahead of him....like kels" Ravyn said lightly
"The only reason Kels is one step ahead of him is because she's just as bad!" Mike ranted
"Yes....But You can reason with Kels....Kels sort of has morals....." Ravyn smiled
"KELS?! MORALS!? You HAVE to be joking! we are talking about the same Kelly-sophia Bennington here? the one that actually married the guy!?" Mike stuttered
"you'd be surprised..." Ravyn said with a smile
*
Kelly looked down at her cell phone, it vibrated in her pocket,and lit up with the name 'RAVE' on her screen
"Hey Ravvy!" Kelly chirped
"Hey Kels....is Chester there?" Ravyn asked
"He's taking a wicked p*ss right now, he'll be back later!" Chester called as he got up and went to the bathroom.
"Good, he's gone....Kels.....we need Robyn back home, no arguements! She's grounded" Ravyn sighed
"I know, i've been trying to talk Chester into dropping her home...." Kelly said heavily
Robyn looked up from her Lunch in the airport Cafe...."No.....Please....i want to go!"
"Aw...Robs and if was up to me you would...." Kelly sighed "Chester's really gone off on a tyrant this time...he never foward thinks anything except an abulm! the dog can't go on the plane....we only packed enough for a couple of days...."
Chester reappeared
"Hey!"
"Chester's back" Kelly hissed, They all fell silent
"Hey....dad....how was your....trip to the bathroom?" Chaz said awkwardly
"Great....just great....I took the best pee yet....it was awesome, it was all like 'whooosh!' Then i shook it, zipped up, washed my hands and left...." Chester beamed
They starred at him with horror, Robyn coughed.
"what!? you asked...." Chester stuttered
"Did i just hear that?" Ravyn protested
"Unfortunately" Kelly sighed "we all did"
"What cha' gonna do? Hey wanna hear about the awesome Sh*t i did this morning!?" Chester asked
"No....i don't think i do Chas...." kelly said heavily
"I was jokin' honey...." Chester laughed easily
"I hope so and all" Natasha pulled a face "Daddy....you're werid....."
"aw....thank you tinker bell....." Chester smiled
"Dad, will you keep your bodily functions to yourself.....?" Chaz Frowned "Knowing about them hurts my head....and disturbs me to the depth of my soul....."
"aw! who farted?!" Robyn gagged
Chester s******ed
"You could've warned us!" Chaz wailed
Chester grinned "You told me to keep it myself..."
"is it possiable i could speak to Robyn for two seconds?" Ravyn asked carefully
Kelly handed Robyn the phone
"Yeah?" Robyn questioned
"Robyn think what you're doing!, you'll be stuck with Chester 24 hours a day, every waking minute, he'll be there.....i like Chester....Me and your Dad love Chester, but understand this is in small doses!" Ravyn stuttered
"I don't mind, Uncle Chaz is cool!" Robyn beamed
"Robyn, Chester....when he does something personal, he tells you everything....every last detail....and he will try to shock and disturb you, and will reveal in the responce....enjoying the fact he made someone annoyed and disturbed! he finds it funny! for the love of *** Robyn, think what you're doing!"
"i am Mom....I'll be back when ever..." Robyn chirped
"Honey...I'm *****....." Chester murmured, Nuzzling happily in to her neck
"well i'm not, stay away from me! You stink!" Kelly sulked
"Fine! I'm going back to the bathroom,and i won't be back for a while!" Chester called sulkily
"Dad, where are you going!?" Chaz wailed
By this time Chester was accross the room of a busy lunch time restaurant and he just had to yell "I'm rock hard man, i'm gonna m*sterbate!" then he disappeared into the mens
The whole of the restaurant turned and starred at Kelly, chaz, Robyn and natasha
"I've changed my mind!" Robyn squeaked "i wanna come home!"
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"are you sure you don't wanna come with?" Chester pouted, as he heard the news of robyn not going
"No you're okay Uncle Chaz....you look for your mom...." Robyn chirped
"awww.....okay....." Chester sulked "But you're pretty cool to have around...." Then he grinned "Hey i'll lock you in a closet with Chaz and you can do whatever you want to him...."
"DAD!" Chaz wailed
"OUhhhh!" Robyn looked interested
"But only if you come with!" Chester said firmly
"Dad....I'm afraid....." Chaz whimpered
"Take it like a bennington!" Chester laughed
"What, write a song about it?" Chaz teased
"No....let the experience enrich your life, and try to enjoy it...." Chester said easily
"Don't let her rape me!" Chaz wailed, as Robyn dragged him away
"awww....honey look, he's gettin' his first closet experience...." Chester gushed
"DADDDDDDDD! you can't do this to me! YOU CAN'T! THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST THIS! GODAMN LAWS!!!!" Chaz yelped
Chester waved easily
"Bye son!"
"DADDDDD!"
"are you sure you don't wanna come with?" Chester pouted, as he heard the news of robyn not going
"No you're okay Uncle Chaz....you look for your mom...." Robyn chirped
"awww.....okay....." Chester sulked "But you're pretty cool to have around...." Then he grinned "Hey i'll lock you in a closet with Chaz and you can do whatever you want to him...."
"DAD!" Chaz wailed
"OUhhhh!" Robyn looked interested
"But only if you come with!" Chester said firmly
"Dad....I'm afraid....." Chaz whimpered
"Take it like a bennington!" Chester laughed
"What, write a song about it?" Chaz teased
"No....let the experience enrich your life, and try to enjoy it...." Chester said easily
"Don't let her rape me!" Chaz wailed, as Robyn dragged him away
"awww....honey look, he's gettin' his first closet experience...." Chester gushed
"DADDDDDDDD! you can't do this to me! YOU CAN'T! THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST THIS! GODAMN LAWS!!!!" Chaz yelped
Chester waved easily
"Bye son!"
"DADDDDD!"