I love Lyrics!

Van Halen Hot for Teacher



Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
**** man!

Uh!
Oh yeah!

T-T-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
But I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school

I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!

Ow! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher!

Hey, I heard you missed us
We're back! (Hey!)
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man!
Whoa

Uh!

Ooo-oo-ooo

I heard about your lessons
but lessons are so cold
I didn't know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn
How can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!

Whoa! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher!

Whoa!
(Guitar Solo)

Oh man, I think the clock is slow
(What are you doin' this weekend?) I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed!
Ooh-yeah!

I've got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!

I've got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!

Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I'm hot
Wow!


Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I'm hot
Wow!

Oh my God!
Woo!​
 
Dedicated to all the GF members (besides me)

THE I-95 ASSHOLE SONG
(Fred Campbell)

August & The Spur Of The Moment Band - 1983
Also recorded by Jimmy Buffet; Kip Attaway.


Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad
So I wrote a song about him instead
It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an asshole tonight

Yes you're an A-S-S-H-O-L-E
And don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit
You're an asshole tonight

You were an asshole yesterday
You're an asshole tonight
And I've got a feelin'
You'll be an asshole the rest of your life

(Instrumental Break)

And I was talkin' to your mother
Just the other night
I told her I thought you were an asshole
She said, "Yes, I think you're right"

And all your friends are assholes
'Cause you've known them your whole life
And somebody told me
You've got an asshole for a wife

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight
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Bloke - Chris Franklin

I hate the new age guys
I'm a chauvinist
I live on beer and pies
Tried to tell you,
But you look at me,
like maybe I'm an angel underneath
Haven't brushed me teeth.

Yesterday I lied
But all me mates
gave me a real good alibi
Thanks guys
I really went out drinking,
I told you I was at work
Don't ask me for commitment,
'Cause it's something I will shirk

I'm a bloke,
I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers
I'm a labourer by day,
I piss up all me pay
Watching footy on TV
Just feed me more VB
Just pour my beer,
And get my smokes,
And go away

Or take me as I am
This may mean you'll
have to fetch another can
Rest assured,
That if I start to make you breakfast
I'm going to extremes
but tomorrow I'll get shitfaced,
and today won't mean a thing

I'm a bloke
I'm a yobbo,
and me best mate's name is Robbo
Winfield is me cigarrete
I dress in flanellette
Shearer's singlet that is blue
Throw in a few tattoos,
You know you wouldn't
Want me any other way

When you think
You've got me figured out
The season's already changing

I think it's cool
When I act like a tool
And my mates try to shave me

I'm a bloke,
I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers
I'm a labourer by day,
I piss up all me pay
Watching footy on TV
Just feed me more VB
Just pour my beer,
And get my smokes,
And go away


I'm a bloke
I'm a yobbo,
and me best mate's name is Robbo
Winfield is me cigarrete
I dress in flanellette
Shearer's singlet that is blue
Throw in a few tattoos,
You know you wouldn't
Want me any other way​
 
You're gonna HATE this::D
"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch!

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch! You really are a heel!
You're as cuddly as a cactus! You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana with a, greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch! Your heart's an empty hole!
Your brain is full of spiders, you got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch!

I wouldn't touch you with a, thirty-nine and a half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch! You have termites in your smile!
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crockodile, Mr. Grinch!

(Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the) seasick crockodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch! You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a den of evil plots, with mouldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch!

(You're a three decker sauerkraut toadstool sandwich) with arsenic sauce!


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch! With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch!

(Your soul is an appaling dump heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up) in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch! You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch!

(The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote..) Stink! Stank, Skunk!
 
Rage Against The Machine

Bulls On Parade

This microphone explodes, shattering
the molds
Ya either drop tha hits like de la O or get tha
**** off tha commode
Wit tha sure shot, sure ta make tha
Bodies drop
Drop an don't copy yo, don't call this
a co-opt
Terror rains drenchin', quenchin' tha thirst of
Tha power dons
That five sided fist-a-gon
Tha rotten sore on tha face of mother earth gets
bigger
Tha triggers cold empty ya purse
They rally round tha family
With a pocket full of shells
Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal
I walk tha corner to tha rubble that used to be a
library
Line up to tha mind cemetery
What we don't know keeps tha contracts alive an
movin'
They don't gotta burn tha books they just remove
'em
While arms warehouses fill as quick as tha cells
Rally round tha family, pockets full of shells
Rally round tha family
With a pocket full of shells
Bulls on parade ​
 
Beastie Boys

Sure Shot

I've Got The Brand New Doo-Doo Guaranteed Like Yoo Hoo
I'm On Like Dr John, Yea Mr Zu Zu
I'm A Newlywed, Not A Divorcee
And Everything I Do Is Funky Like Lee Dorsey
Well, It's The Taking Of The Pelham, One, Two, Three
If You Want A Doodoo Rhyme Then Come See Me
I've Got The Savior Faire With The Unique Rhyme And
I Keep It On And On, It's Never Quitting Time And
Strictly Hand Held Is The Style I Go
Never Rock The Mic With The PantyHose
I Strap On My Ear Goggles And I'm Ready To Go
'Cause At The Boards Is The Man They Call The Mario
Pull Up At The Function And You Know I Kojak
To All The Party People That Are On My Bozak
I've Got More Action Than My Man John Woo
And I've Got Mad Hits Like I Was Rod Carew

You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop
Ad Rock Come And Rock The Sure Shot

Hurricane Will Cross Fade On Your Ass And Bust Your Ear Drums
Listen Everybody 'Cause I'm Shifting Gears I'm
Fresh Like Dougie When I Set My Specs And
On The Microphone I Come Correct
Timing Like A Clock When I'Rock The Hip Hop
Top Notch Is My Stock On The Soap Box
I've Got More Rhymes Than Ive Got Grey Hairs
And That's A lot Because I've Got My Share
I've Got A Hole In My Head And There's No One To Fix It
Got To Straighten My Thoughts, I'm Thinking Too Much Sick ****
Everyone Just Takes and Takes, Takes, Takes, Takes
I've Got To Step Back, I've Got To Contemplate
I'm Like Lee Perry, I'm Very
On Rock The Microphone And Then I'm Gone
I'm Like Vaughn bode, I'm a Cheech Wizard
Never Quitting, So Won't You Listen

Oh Yes Indeed, It's Fun Time
'Cause You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop
MCA Come And Rock The Sure Shot

I Want To Say a Little Something That's Long Overdue
The Disrespect To Women Has Got To Be Through
To All The Mothers And Sisters And the Wives And Friends
I Want To Offer My Love And Respect To The End
Well You Say I'm Twenty Something And Should Be Slacking
But I'm Working Harder Than Ever And You Could Call It Macking
So I'm Supposed To Sit Upon My Couch Watching My T.V.
I'm Still Listening To Wax, I'm Not Using The CD
I'm That Kid In The Corner
All ****ed Up And I Wanna So I'm Gonna
Take A Piece Of The Pie, Why Not, I'm Not Quitting
Think I'm Gonna Change Up My Style Just To Fit In
I Keep My Underwear Up With A Piece Of Elastic
I Use A Bullshit Mic That's Made Out Of Plastic
To Send My Rhymes Out To All Nations
Like Ma Bell, I've Got The Ill Communications
​
 
Okay it's that time of year again.
This is one of my favorite Christmas songs. Can you believe it has Rosie in it?


Trish Yearwood and Rosie O'Donnell Santa on the Rooftop


ooh yeah mmmhmmm

Rosie:
I was walking home on Christmas eve
The whole neighborhood was fast asleep
The snow was falling, coming down hard
The place looked like a picture post card

Trisha:
And when my house came into view
I noticed something up on the roof
You can't imagine my surprise
When I looked up and realized

Both:
It was Santa on the rooftop
And our house was Santa's first roof stop
The reindeer were quiet as a mouse
Didn't make a sound
Santa got ready to make his way down
He had one foot in the chimney
Destination our brand new Christmas tree
I knew everyone was gonna be shocked
When I told them I saw Santa on the rooftop

Trisha:
I tried to get home right away
But I was just a little too late
The gifts were laid out under the tree
But no sign of Mr. SC

Rosie:
I ran over to the fireplace
But there was nothing but an empty space
Got everybody up out of bed
Their eyes opened wide when I said

Both:
It was Santa on the rooftop
And our house was Santa's first roof stop
The reindeer were quiet as a mouse
Didn't make a sound
Santa got ready to make his way down
He had one foot in the chimney
Destination our brand new Christmas tree
I knew everyone was gonna be shocked
When I told them I saw Santa on the rooftop

Trisha:
Some people think the man's a myth
I had my doubts, I admit
They'll laugh and criticize
When somebody says with that look in their eyes

Both:
It was Santa on the rooftop
And our house was Santa's first roof stop
The reindeer were quiet as a mouse
Didn't make a sound
Santa got ready to make his way down
One foot in the chimney
Destination our brand new Christmas tree yeah
I knew everyone was gonna be shocked
When I told them I saw Santa on the rooftop

Oh yeah
When I told them I saw Santa on the rooftop
Whoa
When I said I saw Santa on the rooftop
I saw Santa
Santa on the rooftop

Rosie:
Hello Mr. Saint Nick (Santa on the rooftop)
Why don't you come on down and gimme some ho ho ho (I saw Santa)
Come on Santa (Santa on the rooftop)
Bring it over here (I saw Santa)
Lay it on me! (Santa on the rooftop)

Santa on the rooftop...​
 
snafu said:
Okay it's that time of year again.
This is one of my favorite Christmas songs. Can you believe it has Rosie in it?


Trish Yearwood and Rosie O'Donnell Santa on the Rooftop
Click to expand...

Is Rosie and Trisha licking each other's poon? If so, pass the arsenic.
 
I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave
Then breathe your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes

While she's deceiving me
It cuts my security
Has she got control of me
I turn to her and say

Don't switch the blade
On the guy in shades, oh-no
Don't masquerade
With the guy in shades, oh-no
I can't believe it
'Cause you got it made
With the guy in shades, oh-no

And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes

While she's deceiving me
She cuts my security
Has she got control of me
I turn to her and say

Don't switch the blade
On the guy in shades, oh-no
Don't masquerade
With the guy in shades, oh-no
I can't believe it
Don't be afraid
Of the guy in shades, oh-no
It kinda scared you
'Cause you got it made
With the guy in shades, oh-no

Oh, I say I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I say it to you now
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I cry to you
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
 
Kinks Father Christmas


When I was small I believed in Santa Claus
Though I knew it was my dad
And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas
Open my presents and I'd be glad

But the last time I played Father Christmas
I stood outside a department store
A gang of kids came over and mugged me
And knocked my reindeer to the floor

They said:
Father Christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys.
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit
Don't give my sister a cuddly toy
We don't want a jigsaw or monopoly money
We only want the real McCoy

Father Christmas, give us some money
We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed
Father Christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys

But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one
He's got lots of mouths to feed
But if you've got one, I'll have a machine gun
So I can scare all the kids down the street

Father Christmas, give us some money
We got no time for your silly toys
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Have yourself a merry merry Christmas
Have yourself a good time
But remember the kids who got nothin'
While you're drinkin' down your wine

Father Christmas, give us some money
We got no time for your silly toys
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread, so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys​
 
Dixy Chicks Marry Christmas from the Family


Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
at our Christmas party
We were drinkin champagne punch and home-made eggnog
little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a mexican
we didn't know what to think of him
'till he sang "Feliz Navidad"
Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
the three from his first wife Lynn
and the two identical twins from his second wife Mary-Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kay
she talks all about AA
chainsmokin' while the stereo plays
noel noel, the first noel

Chorus:
Carve the turkey, turn the ballgame on
mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
send somebody to the QuicPac store
we need some ice and an extension cord
a can of bean dip and some some Diet Rights
a box of tampons and some Marlboro lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

fran and rita drove from harlejin
i can't remember how i'm kin to them
but when they tried to plug their motor home in,
they blew our xmas lights
cousin david knew just what went wrong
so we all waited out on our front lawn
he threw the breaker
and the lights came on
and we sang silent light, o silent night

carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
mix bloody marys cuz we all want one
send somebody to the Stop N' Go
we need some celery and a can of fake snow
a bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
a box of tampons and some Salem lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Feliz Navidad
 
My dedication to Vortex​

This is gay as hell. Totaly excellent!

Queen One year of Love


Just one year of love
Is better than a lifetime alone,
One sentimental moment in your arms
Is like a shooting star right through my heart,
It's always a rainy day without you,
I'm a prisoner of love inside you -
I'm falling apart all around you - yeah.
My heart cries out to your heart,
I'm lonely but you can save me,
My hand reaches out for your hand,
I'm cold but you light the fire in me,
My lips search for your lips,
I'm hungry for your touch,
There's so much left unspoken
And all I can do is surrender
To the moment just surrender
And no one ever told me that love would hurt so much,
Oooh yes it hurtsm
And pain is so close to pleasure,
And all I can do is surrender to your love,
Just surrender to your love,
Just one year of love,
Is better that a lifetime alone,
One sentimental moment in your arms,
Is like a shooting star right through my heart,
It's always a rainy day without you,
I'm a prisoner of love inside you -
I'm falling apart all around you - yeah.
And all I can do is surrender.

Or.....

Friends Will Be Friends Will Be Friends
Written by John Deacon, Freddie Mercury


Another red letter day
So the pound has dropped and the children are creating
The other half ran away
Taking all the cash and leaving you with the lumber
Got a pain in the chest
Doctors on strike what you need is a rest

It's not easy love, but you've got friends you can trust
Friends will be friends
When you're in need of love they give you care and attention
Friends will be friends
When you're through with life and all hope is lost
Hold out your hand 'cos friends will be friends - right till the end

Now it's a beautiful day
The postman delivered a letter from your lover
Only a 'phone call away
You tried to track him down but somebody stole his number
As a matter of fact
You're getting used to life without him in your way

It's so easy now, 'cos you got friends you can trust
Friends will be friends
When you're in need of love they give you care and attention
Friends will be friends
When you're through with life and all hope is lost
Hold out your hand 'cos friends will be friends - right till the end

It's so easy now, 'cos you got friends you can trust
Friends will be friends
When you're in need of love they give you care and attention
Friends will be friends
When you're through with life and all hope is lost
Hold out your hand 'cos right till the end - friends will be friends
Yeah yeah



​
 

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