Idiot Box parolees commentary box.

[ToriAllen]

Revenge will be mine ToriAllen, revenge will be mine !!!

Muwahahahaa !!
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Hey! Who told you that you could get out...

 

[Vortex]

It's a bit late now, baby.

I want a divorce

if you need some therapy we can go have some martinis and shopping


call me!

 

[builder]

if you need some therapy we can go have some martinis and shopping


call me!

Am I trashed? I've not even had the privelidge of a say in the matter.

Just a slab of ****ing meat. I mean just a slab of meat. To be pawned and pawed over. Jealous?

Vorty, I need a drink or ten.

 

[ToriAllen]

Am I trashed? I've not even had the privelidge of a say in the matter.

Just a slab of ****ing meat. I mean just a slab of meat. To be pawned and pawed over. Jealous?

Vorty, I need a drink or ten.

I think you've had enough...

 

[Anna Perenna]

Like, there's been no auction or nuthin?

I'm just traded like a side of lamb?

Kinky ****. See what happens when I'm at work, Anna?

And phreak, did you have to pick a blurry shot of me at my beach hut, pissed, in front an orange laminex backdrop?

I thought you said you had some skill in photoshop?

Some buddy you turned out to be.

Who cares about hideously dated interior decorating?

You have a beach hut! On which beach?

And if it just so happens that you have a boat, then there'll be no need for diamonds, dear.

Just slap a calamari ring on my finger and I'm yours!

 

[Anna Perenna]

if you need some therapy we can go have some martinis and shopping

call me!

Yes, yes! I need kahlua, vodka, milk, lemonade....

Not because I am a drunken slag, but because I am so very, very, uh .. 'sad'.

I'll call you Tom, you can call me Bridget.

And we'll need an untraceable mobile phone!

 

[phreakwars]

Who cares about hideously dated interior decorating?

!! 10 !!
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[Anna Perenna]

Am I trashed? I've not even had the privelidge of a say in the matter.

Just a slab of ****ing meat. I mean just a slab of meat. To be pawned and pawed over. Jealous?

Vorty, I need a drink or ten.

Now that we're married, you'll do as you're told ....

and you'll ENJOY it.

 

[builder]

Who cares about hideously dated interior decorating?

You have a beach hut! On which beach?

And if it just so happens that you have a boat, then there'll be no need for diamonds, dear.

Just slap a calamari ring on my finger and I'm yours!

The hut is on Pumicestone passage. More mud than sand.

Can you bait your own hooks? (oh, what was I thinkin?)

 

[phreakwars]

Crocodile Dundee meets Kylie Minogue.
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[Anna Perenna]

Crocodile Dundee meets Kylie Minogue.
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Yo, Kylie is a midget!

Stretch her out for ten inches, and then you have me.

 

[Anna Perenna]

The hut is on Pumicestone passage. More mud than sand.

Can you bait your own hooks? (oh, what was I thinkin?)

Pumicestone passage, eh?

Well, I could use a free pedicure.

Can't you just do all the fishing alone? I'll be busy, spending all the money on your credit cards.

 

[builder]

Pumicestone passage, eh?

Well, I could use a free pedicure.

Can't you just do all the fishing alone? I'll be busy, spending all the money on your credit cards.

Sure. Bankruptcy can be fun too.

Then I can keep you barefoot and pregnant. In a tent.