Softcore ***********
Softcore is the type of **** most commonly found on your
TV on channels such as
Skinimax. Unlike hardcore ***********, softcore does not feature "the good stuff." A typical trait common of softcore **** is that it involves actresses over 30, desperately clinging to the hope that they are still hot in one last futile shot at the fame which has always failed them. This is the type of **** guys pretend to like because they don’t want to admit to anyone that the **** they actually prefer has tons of penises in it. Instead of the common ***** the participants in softcore *********** have to use their germ-ridden fingers for stimulation also making softcore **** the most dangerous form of *********** due to the large risk of catching something from other participants (if any) or from yourself if you had, perhaps, just been for a dump.
Softcore **** is often seen as the most hated category as people who don't like **** do not like it and people who do like **** do not like it either. Occasionally it is granted an artistic merit by washed up film critics over 30, desperately clinging to the hope that they are still (commercially) hot in one last futile shot at the fame which has always failed them.
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