ALLAH IS GREAT
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Or you just couldn't help it?Jesus Christ! I have no idea of what just happened!!!!!!
I only pushed SUBMIT once!
Is *********ing better than ***?
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jokersarewild
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Now here is what you do...
If you have a chick, have her whack you off or give you head...*** leads to more of you, and that can't be good.
If you don't have a chick, get your credit card out and go on the internet. Buy a membership to a lesbian **** site and give me your username and password...
If you have a chick, have her whack you off or give you head...*** leads to more of you, and that can't be good.
If you don't have a chick, get your credit card out and go on the internet. Buy a membership to a lesbian **** site and give me your username and password...
ALLAH IS GREAT
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Man you need to Go for a brain checkup.****,you're sick!Now here is what you do...
If you have a chick, have her whack you off or give you head...*** leads to more of you, and that can't be good.
If you don't have a chick, get your credit card out and go on the internet. Buy a membership to a lesbian **** site and give me your username and password...
jokersarewild
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No, just poor w/o una chica.
phreakwars
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Masturbation can be fun though if your the one doing it. I LOVE going down on my old lady (as long as its clean). We bought her a little toy to go along with the tongue action... we named him BOB (BATTERY OPERATED BOYFRIEND). Nothing like making her *** and *** with my tongue and Bob, then switching off and getting head from her till I almost ***, then trading off again and going for some more PIE and making it nice and wet, then ******* for a while, then going at the sucking some more, then some more pie eating...and etc..etc...etc... I can't help it, I love marathons !!! And my old lady is the type who can never get enough... **** she gets ****** because I'm up at night typing on GF and not ******* her. She'll come in every once in a while and start sucking on my neck or something, trying to get me in the mood all the time. She ain't happy unless I nail her at least 4 times a week. Back in my early 20's, it wasn't a prob, I'd **** her AT LEAST 4 times a day. But ****, I'm a busy person with many things to do, 3 jobs, and HUNDREDS of customers in my home business. Not to mention moderating GF and doing Tech Support for Bob on another of his websites. AND, I do independent network admin for some local business' in town. WHO HAS TIME ??
And its not that my old lady is ugly or anything, she still has a nice **** and a pretty decent face, its just that I need to be focused for ***. And like I said... I like running marathons.. BARE MINIMUM OF 1 1/2 HOURS. Masturbation is not an option for me... my old lady would get ****** that I wasted my erection on rosey palm and not her.
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And its not that my old lady is ugly or anything, she still has a nice **** and a pretty decent face, its just that I need to be focused for ***. And like I said... I like running marathons.. BARE MINIMUM OF 1 1/2 HOURS. Masturbation is not an option for me... my old lady would get ****** that I wasted my erection on rosey palm and not her.
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angie
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LMAO!!
I only resort to masturbation when my boyfriend is being a prude. It's that **** role reversal thing, how chicks usually use *** to control their men, well he does it to me and it ****** ****** me off. Sheesh. I shouldn't have to work for it, beg, or even ask. Just give it to me!
And ChartrueseChick, go google 'rabbit'. You can get one for $20. That or you need to find a guy to give you some good oral. OR if you are willing to go that way, girls are better at it
I only resort to masturbation when my boyfriend is being a prude. It's that **** role reversal thing, how chicks usually use *** to control their men, well he does it to me and it ****** ****** me off. Sheesh. I shouldn't have to work for it, beg, or even ask. Just give it to me!
And ChartrueseChick, go google 'rabbit'. You can get one for $20. That or you need to find a guy to give you some good oral. OR if you are willing to go that way, girls are better at it
Asmodai
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lmao, Thank you, Phreak, that wonderfully vivid image is never going to leave me. ><
Buuut.. I think I'd be out of this conversation, seeing as how I've never had an ****** no matter what (ooh, sharing time. >.>. Among other reasons, the meds I've had to take since before the onset of puberty prevent that, apparently. -_-;
Buuut.. I think I'd be out of this conversation, seeing as how I've never had an ****** no matter what (ooh, sharing time. >.>
. Among other reasons, the meds I've had to take since before the onset of puberty prevent that, apparently. -_-;
phreakwars
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If there is one thing good to say about it concerning DRUGS, WEED and going down on each other ******* ROCK, I suggest EVERYBODY try it at least once in there lifetime. Light up a high quality SPLEEF !! *** is pretty kick *** that way.
*** INTENDED FOR MAN TO **** STONED.
Sucks I'm older now and kids ALSO get in the way of the fun of it all.
Can't wait till SCHOOL starts again in a couple weeks. Won't be seeing me around GF many FRIDAYS !! I'll be... uh.. busy !!
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*** INTENDED FOR MAN TO **** STONED.
Sucks I'm older now and kids ALSO get in the way of the fun of it all.
Can't wait till SCHOOL starts again in a couple weeks. Won't be seeing me around GF many FRIDAYS !! I'll be... uh.. busy !!
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Komrade Vostok Hazard
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Last Night I stayed home and Jerked my wood
It had felt so very good
Ram it Jam it Slam it in the door
Ram it Slam it Slap it on the floor
It's so great to beat your meat
With the bottom of your feet
I have done it 20 Times
I will do it 20 more
Ram it Jam it Slam it in the door
Ram it Slam it slap it on the floor
It had felt so very good
Ram it Jam it Slam it in the door
Ram it Slam it Slap it on the floor
It's so great to beat your meat
With the bottom of your feet
I have done it 20 Times
I will do it 20 more
Ram it Jam it Slam it in the door
Ram it Slam it slap it on the floor
Hugh G. Rekshun
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Masturbation is free!!!
Now here is what you do...
If you have a chick, have her whack you off or give you head...*** leads to more of you, and that can't be good.
If you don't have a chick, get your credit card out and go on the internet. Buy a membership to a lesbian **** site and give me your username and password...
Oh yeah I forget...ever considered Peer 2 Peer apps
I hear Morpheus is good from a friend...and there is limewire but you have to research that one
I use winmx ,and currenty they are full of corporate hired twats flooding the network with fake files.
Well thats your **** rations solved
TheJenn88
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so THAT'S where my friend got "BOB" from. Yes..ever since my mum...ah ***. How do I say this..yes. Ever since my mum bought me a vibrator (Box named it Clitty Cateripillar), I've been on the receiving end of many jokes. sigh THEY DON'T REALISE THE HUMILIATION OF THIS. But my friend who reads GF brought up bob (she said from now on she's calling my vibrator "bob" instead of crookshanks)....and curse her for it! I DON'T WANT MY VIBRATOR TO BE NAMED AFTER...your..wife's.. twitch
Crazywumbat
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Is masturbating better than ***? Well, all I know is that righty gets the job done without all the ******** afterwards.
Komrade Vostok Hazard
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Why The **** Did Your Mom Buy You A ******* Vibrator!?
Outlaw2747
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Simple...just an example of today's society in action. You know how it goes...