Is masterbating better than sex?

[jokersarewild]

Now here is what you do...

If you have a chick, have her whack you off or give you head...sex leads to more of you, and that can't be good.

If you don't have a chick, get your credit card out and go on the internet. Buy a membership to a lesbian porn site and give me your username and password...

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Now here is what you do...

If you have a chick, have her whack you off or give you head...sex leads to more of you, and that can't be good.

If you don't have a chick, get your credit card out and go on the internet. Buy a membership to a lesbian porn site and give me your username and password...

Man you need to Go for a brain checkup.Damn,you're sick!

 

[jokersarewild]

No, just poor w/o una chica.

 

[phreakwars]

Masturbation can be fun though if your the one doing it. I LOVE going down on my old lady (as long as its clean). We bought her a little toy to go along with the tongue action... we named him BOB (BATTERY OPERATED BOYFRIEND). Nothing like making her cum and cum with my tongue and Bob, then switching off and getting head from her till I almost cum, then trading off again and going for some more PIE and making it nice and wet, then ****ing for a while, then going at the sucking some more, then some more pie eating...and etc..etc...etc... I can't help it, I love marathons !!! And my old lady is the type who can never get enough... hell she gets pissed because I'm up at night typing on GF and not ****ing her. She'll come in every once in a while and start sucking on my neck or something, trying to get me in the mood all the time. She ain't happy unless I nail her at least 4 times a week. Back in my early 20's, it wasn't a prob, I'd **** her AT LEAST 4 times a day. But ****, I'm a busy person with many things to do, 3 jobs, and HUNDREDS of customers in my home business. Not to mention moderating GF and doing Tech Support for Bob on another of his websites. AND, I do independent network admin for some local business' in town. WHO HAS TIME ??


And its not that my old lady is ugly or anything, she still has a nice butt and a pretty decent face, its just that I need to be focused for sex. And like I said... I like running marathons.. BARE MINIMUM OF 1 1/2 HOURS. Masturbation is not an option for me... my old lady would get pissed that I wasted my erection on rosey palm and not her.
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[angie]

LMAO!!

I only resort to masturbation when my boyfriend is being a prude. It's that damn role reversal thing, how chicks usually use sex to control their men, well he does it to me and it ****in pisses me off. Sheesh. I shouldn't have to work for it, beg, or even ask. Just give it to me!
And ChartrueseChick, go google 'rabbit'. You can get one for $20. That or you need to find a guy to give you some good oral. OR if you are willing to go that way, girls are better at it

 

[Asmodai]

lmao, Thank you, Phreak, that wonderfully vivid image is never going to leave me. ><

Buuut.. I think I'd be out of this conversation, seeing as how I've never had an orgasm no matter what (ooh, sharing time. >.>). Among other reasons, the meds I've had to take since before the onset of puberty prevent that, apparently. -_-;

 

[phreakwars]

If there is one thing good to say about it concerning DRUGS, WEED and going down on each other ****ING ROCK, I suggest EVERYBODY try it at least once in there lifetime. Light up a high quality SPLEEF !! SEX is pretty kick ass that way.

GOD INTENDED FOR MAN TO **** STONED.

Sucks I'm older now and kids ALSO get in the way of the fun of it all.

Can't wait till SCHOOL starts again in a couple weeks. Won't be seeing me around GF many FRIDAYS !! I'll be... uh.. busy !!


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[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Last Night I stayed home and Jerked my wood
It had felt so very good
Ram it Jam it Slam it in the door
Ram it Slam it Slap it on the floor

It's so great to beat your meat
With the bottom of your feet

I have done it 20 Times
I will do it 20 more

Ram it Jam it Slam it in the door
Ram it Slam it slap it on the floor

 

[Hugh G. Rekshun]

Masturbation is free!!!

 

[CSB]

WTF are you ?? The Karate Kid ?? WAX IN, WAX OUT ????

 

[Mr X]

No, just poor w/o una chica.

these lesbo porn sites are only asking $1.85-$9.95

ahem...from what I hear

 

[Mr X]

Now here is what you do...

If you have a chick, have her whack you off or give you head...sex leads to more of you, and that can't be good.

If you don't have a chick, get your credit card out and go on the internet. Buy a membership to a lesbian porn site and give me your username and password...

Oh yeah I forget...ever considered Peer 2 Peer apps

I hear Morpheus is good from a friend...and there is limewire but you have to research that one

I use winmx ,and currenty they are full of corporate hired twats flooding the network with fake files.

Well thats your smut rations solved

 

[TheJenn88]

Masturbation can be fun though if your the one doing it. I LOVE going down on my old lady (as long as its clean). We bought her a little toy to go along with the tongue action... we named him BOB (BATTERY OPERATED BOYFRIEND).

so THAT'S where my friend got "BOB" from. Yes..ever since my mum...ah god. How do I say this..yes. Ever since my mum bought me a vibrator (Box named it Clitty Cateripillar), I've been on the receiving end of many jokes. sigh THEY DON'T REALISE THE HUMILIATION OF THIS. But my friend who reads GF brought up bob (she said from now on she's calling my vibrator "bob" instead of crookshanks)....and curse her for it! I DON'T WANT MY VIBRATOR TO BE NAMED AFTER...your..wife's.. twitch

 

[Crazywumbat]

Is masturbating better than sex? Well, all I know is that righty gets the job done without all the bitching afterwards.

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Why The **** Did Your Mom Buy You A ****ing Vibrator!?

 

[Outlaw2747]

Why The **** Did Your Mom Buy You A ****ing Vibrator!?

Simple...just an example of today's society in action. You know how it goes...

 

[TheJenn88]

Why The **** Did Your Mom Buy You A ****ing Vibrator!?

You know, I never asked, and I really don't want to bring it up again. I'm hoping she'll just...forget.

 

[sovikolp]

anyone who says it's better, obviously never had a good sex in their lifetime.

Masterbation is never good as sex.

intercourse is where it's at, unless you have a warm hand that lubricates itself and moans.

 

[ArabChick]

What is best?

Hmmm I am not the right person 2 answer your Q because I am a Virgin I dont know how it feels when people have sex! shhhh dont tell anyone ....

Although I masturbate and it feels good I guess sharing your passion with someone would be definitely better...

 

[ArabChick]

(anyone who says it's better, obviously never had a good sex in their lifetime)


Nah never had sex