Is masterbating better than sex?

[phreakwars]

so THAT'S where my friend got "BOB" from. Yes..ever since my mum...ah god. How do I say this..yes. Ever since my mum bought me a vibrator (Box named it Clitty Cateripillar), I've been on the receiving end of many jokes. sigh THEY DON'T REALISE THE HUMILIATION OF THIS. But my friend who reads GF brought up bob (she said from now on she's calling my vibrator "bob" instead of crookshanks)....and curse her for it! I DON'T WANT MY VIBRATOR TO BE NAMED AFTER...your..wife's.. twitch

The whole point in this that made me laugh, is the fact that your "MUM" is the one who bought it for you.

Whats a matter ?? Didn't know your size ??

I'm sure you and Bob will be happy together. You can guarantee he will never cheat on you or shoot anything in your mouth.

As for it being named after her twitch, nope, that would be Tim's fault.

Tongue Induced Moaning
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[Gray~Gal]

They both have thier advantages...with jerking off, I get off once... very quickly and then I'm done and don't have to warry about anyone else... With someone else, I can go 3-4 times without a hitch, but it's so awkward... Women have trouble telling you what the REALLY want...

YOUR THOUGHTS?!

HELL I AINT GOT NO PROBLEM TELLING MY MAN WHAT I WANT FROM HIM...LOL