Jokes and disses that make you go "lol".

[♥lovelytragedy♥]

This is the thread where you post the funniest joke or diss you've ever heard. If this thread was already made before me, please shut it down immediatly i don't wanna have to cause a problem with anyone. thanks. .

so let me start with a joke: (this is not gonna make any sense but whatever, i had to start with something)

'A man walks into a bar...




ouch.'

 

[Stenners]

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight he should look where hes goin then

I came up with this threat earlier

'If you dont stop im gonna put a slice of balloni on your head and call you a sandwhich '

 

[allieking]

two elephants walk off a cliff.........BOOM BOOM!!!

 

[chesterfreak143]

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight he should look where hes goin then

I came up with this threat earlier

'If you dont stop im gonna put a slice of balloni on your head and call you a sandwhich '

yeah....didn't you tell me that?

 

[Stenners]

Yeap missy i certainly did

 

[chesterfreak143]

i get this impression that you wanna eat me matt.



JK!

 

[Mad4lp]

"Here you go, umm... polly? Heres a cracker... umm... well.... mm... Take the CRACER BITCH!"

 

[Chris]

I like the jokes and disses in Nick Cannon's Wild 'n Out. That **** is funny as ****!

"blabla but your face needs more work than New Orleans!"

 

[Rusu_luvs_LP_4ever]

"How's it haning bro?"
"Lower then ever!"
"OH SNAP! High five!"
"No I actually mean I'm going through a deep depression"
"oh... do I still get a high five?!"

 

[LPpinkfreak821]

"hey bitch get back here... polly wants a ****in blow job."

 

[Z44]

what about yo mama jokes? if u watch yo momma on MTV its sooooo funny. I like the knockouts, like "float like a buttafly, sting like a bee, i slept witcho mama now it burns when I pee."

 

[LPpinkfreak821]

what about yo mama jokes? if u watch yo momma on MTV its sooooo funny. I like the knockouts, like "float like a buttafly, sting like a bee, i slept witcho mama now it burns when I pee."

bwahahahahaha.... I've seen that show before & I love it. Wild 'n' Out has some good jokes too.

 

[misery]

what about yo mama jokes? if u watch yo momma on MTV its sooooo funny. I like the knockouts, like "float like a buttafly, sting like a bee, i slept witcho mama now it burns when I pee."

That's pretty much ripped off of Family Guy.