Just want an opinion
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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The bigger the muscles, the more helium there is in their heels.
Happy Feller
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Now, I need to ask how is it that the studly looking macho guys are GAY looking, yet the pretty boy clubbers are NOT ??
I mean... what exactally is the "GAY" look anyway ?
I mean... what exactally is the "GAY" look anyway ?
Vortex
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Go to a gay bar sometime...you will see....
Plus check out the guys shorts on the left...a tad short for straight. Or the arms linked around eachother?!?! Any pride parade will have hundreds of guys looking like them. The badly spiked haired guys with the jc pennys shirts and gold chains...clearly straight.
2 of them may be gay in the spikey haired picture because they got too overzealous with their eyebrows..but its hard to say
phreakwars
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Yeah, I'm gonna have to say that the kid on the right hand side of the one holding the beer, is a straight up **** gobbler.
Here, let's put this image on screen so those who are not registered may see it:
Here, let's put this image on screen so those who are not registered may see it:
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Clearly the kid with the spiked hair, and thin mustache and stupid goatee, loves riding the baloney pony. And quite possibly that Leonardo DiCaprio looking ***** with his arm on "HINEY" boy.... Yeah... he looks like a good boyscout.
From what I understand, these kinds of kids, are called "CHADS" !!
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Vortex
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you got the 2 i was talking about then!
here is my take on the entire crew....starting from left to right...ill even give them names...
pudgey face far left.....Clearly the lest attractive of the bunch (and that is not saying much)...he looks like some sort of wife beater and shouldnt be let out in public...
wigga man the gold chain and the open collar SCREAMS that he thinks hes a "playa" !!!! oh and a total dork. (see reference: big earring on his left ear....whatever)....see also: small ****, something to prove...
pseudo-metrosexual (hes holding the heineken if you cant figure out left to right). Probably gets more trim than a bonsai tree when hanging out with this group. His major flaw....the hair....but apparently everyone else is trying to copy him. He is clearly straight and has had more than a personality bypass.
nsync lance wannabe clearly gay....strike that...at minimum bi-sexual. Hair in this picture is at least styled the best...yet still bad. Which makes me think this picture is very dated and he was probably the trend setter in this picture because it looks as if his hair took time, and knew what he was doing (albeit bad) ....eyebrows are a tad too perfect.....
moving to the right and over the mario lopez looking guy in the foreground
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY i cant even give him any straight dude props other than his eyebrows are too short...his hair screams "ive just come out and dont understand how this works" and he apparently thinks every gay man i is so tan that they all look 40 by the time they are 25...and he is probably 21 or 22....sad story really...
mario lopez ************ in the front right i have no idea...im guessing he is the little brother of one of these guys or the guy taking the picture....hes to young looking to make a difference...
but bottom line..not one of these ************* is tough, bad, or even doable.....
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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The Gay Look? Oh sure...
First, there's "Chicken"...
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Next, you have the garden variety Muscle Mary's...
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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Don't forget the Leather Daddies...
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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The Muscle Bears...
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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Also there are Twinkies a.k.a. "Twinks"
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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Don't forget the swimmers...(At the Gay Games)
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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The jocks...(in this case, rugby players)
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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The sterotype T.V. ****...
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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My personal favorite...The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Inc. ( A Magnificent Gay Charity Organization)
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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And there are more...many more, but don't forget...
The Drag Queens...perfecting the Art of Illusion both serious and camp.
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The Drag Queens...perfecting the Art of Illusion both serious and camp.
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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Yes Sir-e,
Those queers come in all shapes, sizes, costumes, colors, ages, level of physical fitness, everything you can think of.
Even... gasp ...gay Military!
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EVERYTHING....EXCEPT...
CHEAP *** J.C. PENNY STRIPED SHIRTS WITH IMITATION GOLD CHAINS AND SPIKE HAIR!
Sorry folks, those are just sad little Jersey boys thinking they are cool.
Thanks for playing.
Those queers come in all shapes, sizes, costumes, colors, ages, level of physical fitness, everything you can think of.
Even... gasp ...gay Military!
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EVERYTHING....EXCEPT...
CHEAP *** J.C. PENNY STRIPED SHIRTS WITH IMITATION GOLD CHAINS AND SPIKE HAIR!
Sorry folks, those are just sad little Jersey boys thinking they are cool.
Thanks for playing.
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tiredofwhiners
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I'm starting to feel gay just from reading this post.