Look at me! I'm an attention whore! (My pic)

[Asmodai]

I don't know why I'm doing this - probably because I find the thought of one of you getting pissed and photoshopping my head onto a lewd picture kinda flattering. That, and now I'm open to physical insults.

Now, I'm the first to admit that I'm a fat, pimply bitch, so if you want to really offend you're gong to have to dig deeper than that.

And by the way, the weird facial expression is me trying to figure out my new camera.

 

[jokersarewild]

Ha ha, you fail.

 

[fullauto]

God, sometimes the US is way too harsh a place to live...

Number 1: You're not fat, your healthy looking... any skinnier and I would think you were Somalian! LOL

Number 2: Pimply? You have like 3 pimples! Chirst, I'm 30 and I have 3 pimples! don't be so damned harsh on yourself!

Stop reading Cosmo! that **** is evil!

 

[Asmodai]

Heh... Thanks, but honestly, I only read cosmo occasionally for the laughs. I just have harsh standards for myself. ^ ^

 

[DizzyME]

I guess I'm supposed to sit here and tell you you're wrong, eh?

 

[cynthiaa89]

Stop reading Cosmo! that **** is evil!

This is what I say to Cosmo.

 

[Asmodai]

I guess I'm supposed to sit here and tell you you're wrong, eh?

Nah. I'm actually one of those people who criticize themselves and don't expect anyone to immediately follow up with "Nooo, you're fiiineee". I'm really just hard on myself, and wanted people to have an idea of what I looked like. -Shrug-

 

[DizzyME]

Don't get me wrong, I'm not agreeing with your comments, but I can't stand it when people criticize themselves purely so people will tell them how great they are. lol

 

[Asmodai]

Don't worry, I'm not one of them. Although there is a little pang when my mom calls me "really fat", but I guess that's understandable. XD

 

[tizz]

Cute pic but.....


I am the forum whore around here!!!!!! Don't even try to take my title babe!!








You DO know I am kidding right?

 

[Asmodai]

Of coourse. XD I was only borrowing it, I swear.

 

[cynthiaa89]

Attention whore. Wow..That's..weird...

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

Actually Tizz is EVERY kind of whore there is, but let's not get into that right now

 

[tizz]

Damn for a whore I sure have a lot of pent up sexual frustrations >(

 

[Crispy Critter]

I bet you said you are fat and have pimples to distract the fact that one of your **** is smaller than the other... or do you have big feet?

 

[Asmodai]

Miniscule feet, and.... do they really look lopsided? Thanks, critter, now I have something to keep me awake at night. XD

 

[phreakwars]

You do realize, I WILL take advantage of that photo when you least expect it.


Nice high resolution too, and look, already saved it to my hard drive.
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[tizz]

Ya once the great Phreak has your pic you're in deep ****!!!!

I speak from experience here LOL

 

[phreakwars]

Hey now, I'm not ALWAYS naughty, I could do something NICE for her, and "FIX" the Zit problem. 3 is hardly enough.

I'm glad I read on, I didn't realize she had zits, I just thought I had some **** on my screen, tried to clean it first.

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[Outlaw2747]

I have more zits than you due to a mild acne problem and I have a gut. Your picture is nothing to be ashamed of. (except for that awkward look on your face)