LPF Shotgun Wedding Chappel

[allieking]

you don't want to be adopted into our family, matt that really hurts, i'm a great big sis i'll have you know

ok when is the first wedding? i have my hat

 

[Phranka]

I need a husband!

 

[Greyfoxx]

i'm a wild child free with no hubby...YAY! *runs around mental-like*

 

[Stenners]

I need a wife, i lost all the others.

 

[allieking]

you lost them all because you cheated, no other woman will want you now you dirty man!!!

 

[Ravynlee]

Does anyone see the irony in this? We've been open now for several days - even gave away free chips for the casino, hired an Elvis celebrant and got some old lady up to play the organ like we were holding Sunday mass and everything - and STILL not one wedding!!!
*flabberghasted*
What is wrong with you people? What happened to the good old days when you could just say 'I do' drunk and at a whim, marry for all the wrong reasons and cheat on your ignorant spouse with their brother or sister before you run away, swear off ever getting married again, pawn your wedding ring to start a new life til you get drunk in some back-water bar and find yourself staggering blind-rotten drunk down the isle of the LPF wedding chappel for another handful of chips to do it all over again!!!

0_0

Well???

Hahahaha. So... who's next?

 

[Nici]

Nici...now you tell me!
How come you're Yackys and Lens daughter? Are you adopted or...?

Edit: OMFG!!!
Am I already a grandma???

Whahah

Yesh I'm adopted
I think

 

[Stenners]

Im too drunk to get married......... o wait im too drunk and no one else is lol

 

[allieking]

nah matt i'm drunk too, sat in the bar and drank too much voddie waiting for a wedding. someone please get married before i die of alcohol poisoning

 

[Sygy]

is there alcomohol here? better keep it away from me! ill have a cranberry juice!

 

[allieking]

god girl sygy.

is there two of you? *falls or stool* oopppsssss lmao did i miss the seat?

 

[Sygy]

no! one of me! lol *smokes lucky strike* im cool! ^.^

 

[Jeezy]

Nici...now you tell me!
How come you're Yackys and Lens daughter? Are you adopted or...?

Edit: OMFG!!!
Am I already a grandma???

OMG...I just found out about that....

Does it mean I'm a Grandpa now?
Nobody told me about it....

*Shocked*

 

[chesterfreak143]

yes. you are.
lol. grandpa jeezy, and grandma diana.....

HA!!!

you know what? i think stenn should ask Franky to marry him ^_^
watacute couple!!!

 

[Shadowed Heart]

SARAH: YAY!!! I LOVE YOU! Marry me!
LEN: TO HELL WITH YOU! *******j/k I luff you!

 

[Lenneh]

Yes Jeezy.. you're a grandpa congratulations ^^

Rizzzletehshizzle: You're still my sister *sticks out tongue* nanana xD

about stenners+phranka =

 

[chesterfreak143]

i'll take that as approval, mr.lenny..>.<

 

[Lenneh]

i'll take that as approval, mr.lenny..>.<

Approval to what? o.o;;

I miss so much =P

 

[chesterfreak143]

you miss what so much...

*yacky is being confused again by lenneh*

 

[Lenneh]

You <3

and I don't understand what I should approve