Men - how many of you are in the closet?

Outlaw2747

Outlaw2747

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A mind game and a battle of the sexes. They don't want to appear as whores and ***** I guess. No point in trying to figure out the opposite ***, espeically ones of our age. Half of them don't know or ACT like they don't know what they want.
 
Spleefman

Spleefman

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As for the question in the original post.....Nope...not me, not once. No dreams (that would be a nightmare in my book), no fantasies, nothing!

I just don't see how a man can want to swallow a **** than eat or bang *****. I fully support the right of individuals who want to "swing" that way, but I'll never "get it". Or give it, or recieve it as well!

Now I will make one statement.....if somebody wants to pay me a million dollars to blow them, I will swallow my pride....no pun intended....and give the best **** head job that a person can buy!!!!

This might make me a **********....but a rich one I will be! :D

 
snafu

snafu

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Id even enjoy a BJ from her....but the moment i felt something furry and moist id probably loose it....gak
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Well I had the old **** probed once. Yep!

But it was by a girl.

Ok it was a doctor.

But it was no picnic. No pleasure what so ever.

She was looking for polyps and found out I needed my tonsils taken out. She was very thorough.

Vortex what

 
snafu

snafu

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As for the question in the original post.....Nope...not me, not once. No dreams (that would be a nightmare in my book), no fantasies, nothing!
I just don't see how a man can want to swallow a **** than eat or bang *****. I fully support the right of individuals who want to "swing" that way, but I'll never "get it". Or give it, or recieve it as well!

Now I will make one statement.....if somebody wants to pay me a million dollars to blow them, I will swallow my pride....no pun intended....and give the best **** head job that a person can buy!!!!

This might make me a **********....but a rich one I will be! :D
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I'd do it for half that price and swallow his pride!

But I'd have to do it in the closet!

 
Tracker

Tracker

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She's awesome and all but I sure hope you was just joking...
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Seriously guys! Women are much more sexy than men - no question. Look around you. Men wake up - brush their teeth, get dressed and they go. Women take such better care of themselves. Much easier on the eyes! Of course a tanned, muscular contruction type guy is out of this world. Oh yeah! But how many of those do you see on a daily basis. Face it there are alot more beautiful women out there than there are hunky men. If you don't see that - come to Quebec. So if you love *** - and a beautiful body - what the heck! Do what feels good. Who cares. :)

 
Vortex

Vortex

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Seriously guys! Women are much more sexy than men - no question. Look around you. Men wake up - brush their teeth, get dressed and they go. Women take such better care of themselves. Much easier on the eyes! Of course a tanned, muscular contruction type guy is out of this world. Oh yeah! But how many of those do you see on a daily basis. Face it there are alot more beautiful women out there than there are hunky men. If you don't see that - come to Quebec. So if you love *** - and a beautiful body - what the heck! Do what feels good. Who cares. :)
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Go to a gay bar sometime....that answer will be completely reversed......

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...cliche' yet very true!

 
builder

builder

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I hate the new age guys

I'm a chauvinist

I live on beer and pies

Tried to tell ya

But you look at me like maybe

I'm an angel underneath

Hehe, I haven't brushed my teeth

Yesterday I lied

But all me mates gave me a real good alibi

Thanks guys

(No worries, mate)

I really went out drinking

I told you I was at work

Don't ask me for commitment

Because it's something I will shirk

CHORUS 1:

I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker

And I really love your knockers

I'm a labourer by day

I **** up all me pay

Watching footy on T.V.

Just feed me more V.B.

Just pour my beer and get my smokes and

go away

Or take me as I am

This may mean you'll have to fetch another can

Rest assured if I start to make you breakfast

I'm going to extremes

But tomorrow I'll get ****-faced

And today won't mean a thing

CHORUS 2:

I'm a bloke, I'm a yobbo

And me best mate's name is Robbo

Winfield is me cigarette

I dress in flannelette

Shearer's singlet that is blue

Throw in a few tattoos

You know you wouldn't want me any other

way

When you think you've got me figured out

The season's already changing

(From footy to cricket)

I think it's cool when I act like a tool

And me mates try to shave me

Chris Franklin

http://cybergreets.net/bloke.html

 
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Mr X

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O.K. You big guys - how many of you put on the straight act? Statistics say that more men than we know of are actually fantasizing about other men. How true is that? It's always nicer on the eyes to see 2 women - but come on now be honest. How many of you have these dreams? Maybe you're not gay - but just want the experience - doggy style! I used to date this big strong sexy looking guy and after we broke up he told me that he had 'this' experience. He wasn't gay - I guess he was bi. I was really surprised - to put it mildly. But boy he was the last person in the world I thought - so it makes me wonder.....
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Lies,More Damned Lies and Statistics!!!

n.b I've quoted somebody but don't know who. :D

 
Asmodai

Asmodai

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Aw, don't be so hard on leasbians/bisexual girls.

Okay, a huge portion of them only do it to **** guys off or to get one a 'girls gone wild' video, but there ARE quite a few who just naturally like girls better. And usually men would claw their eyes out if they had to watch them have ***...

I do think the whole "men looking at lesbian ****" thing is old. Unless you're a closet transsexual and are fufulling your fantasies, at leat TRY to watch **** that you could one day accomplish.

Although, if you get all the idiot men so hooked on lesbian pr0no that they couldn't have *** with a female if they tried, it would considerably cleanse the gene pool.

On second thought, maybe we need more poser-lesbian-****...

 
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