Men - how many of you are in the closet?

[Spleefman]

As for the question in the original post.....Nope...not me, not once. No dreams (that would be a nightmare in my book), no fantasies, nothing!

I just don't see how a man can want to swallow a dick than eat or bang *****. I fully support the right of individuals who want to "swing" that way, but I'll never "get it". Or give it, or recieve it as well!

Now I will make one statement.....if somebody wants to pay me a million dollars to blow them, I will swallow my pride....no pun intended....and give the best damn head job that a person can buy!!!!

This might make me a ****sucker....but a rich one I will be!

 

[snafu]

Id even enjoy a BJ from her....but the moment i felt something furry and moist id probably loose it....gak

Well I had the old butt probed once. Yep!
But it was by a girl.

Ok it was a doctor.
But it was no picnic. No pleasure what so ever.
She was looking for polyps and found out I needed my tonsils taken out. She was very thorough.

Vortex what

 

[snafu]

As for the question in the original post.....Nope...not me, not once. No dreams (that would be a nightmare in my book), no fantasies, nothing!

I just don't see how a man can want to swallow a dick than eat or bang *****. I fully support the right of individuals who want to "swing" that way, but I'll never "get it". Or give it, or recieve it as well!

Now I will make one statement.....if somebody wants to pay me a million dollars to blow them, I will swallow my pride....no pun intended....and give the best damn head job that a person can buy!!!!

This might make me a ****sucker....but a rich one I will be!

I'd do it for half that price and swallow his pride!
But I'd have to do it in the closet!

 

[Spleefman]

Yep...with the door locked!

Crap...especially if you were in Iran!!!!

 

[Spleefman]

****ing *****!

I was just kidding Phreak!!!!

 

[phreakwars]

No idea what your talking about !!

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[Vortex]

Man if you never had ***** you have to try it at least once!
Come on! Jump in the waters great!

Oh but i had, 3 of them

I, like many others, experiemented in college

 

[Tracker]

She's awesome and all but I sure hope you was just joking...

Seriously guys! Women are much more sexy than men - no question. Look around you. Men wake up - brush their teeth, get dressed and they go. Women take such better care of themselves. Much easier on the eyes! Of course a tanned, muscular contruction type guy is out of this world. Oh yeah! But how many of those do you see on a daily basis. Face it there are alot more beautiful women out there than there are hunky men. If you don't see that - come to Quebec. So if you love sex - and a beautiful body - what the heck! Do what feels good. Who cares.

 

[Vortex]

Seriously guys! Women are much more sexy than men - no question. Look around you. Men wake up - brush their teeth, get dressed and they go. Women take such better care of themselves. Much easier on the eyes! Of course a tanned, muscular contruction type guy is out of this world. Oh yeah! But how many of those do you see on a daily basis. Face it there are alot more beautiful women out there than there are hunky men. If you don't see that - come to Quebec. So if you love sex - and a beautiful body - what the heck! Do what feels good. Who cares.

Go to a gay bar sometime....that answer will be completely reversed......

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...cliche' yet very true!

 

[builder]

I hate the new age guys
I'm a chauvinist
I live on beer and pies
Tried to tell ya
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Hehe, I haven't brushed my teeth
Yesterday I lied
But all me mates gave me a real good alibi
Thanks guys
(No worries, mate)

I really went out drinking
I told you I was at work
Don't ask me for commitment
Because it's something I will shirk

CHORUS 1:
I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers
I'm a labourer by day
I piss up all me pay
Watching footy on T.V.
Just feed me more V.B.
Just pour my beer and get my smokes and
go away

Or take me as I am
This may mean you'll have to fetch another can
Rest assured if I start to make you breakfast
I'm going to extremes
But tomorrow I'll get ****-faced
And today won't mean a thing

CHORUS 2:
I'm a bloke, I'm a yobbo
And me best mate's name is Robbo
Winfield is me cigarette
I dress in flannelette
Shearer's singlet that is blue
Throw in a few tattoos
You know you wouldn't want me any other
way

When you think you've got me figured out
The season's already changing
(From footy to cricket)
I think it's cool when I act like a tool
And me mates try to shave me

Chris Franklin
http://cybergreets.net/bloke.html

 

[Mr X]

O.K. You big guys - how many of you put on the straight act? Statistics say that more men than we know of are actually fantasizing about other men. How true is that? It's always nicer on the eyes to see 2 women - but come on now be honest. How many of you have these dreams? Maybe you're not gay - but just want the experience - doggy style! I used to date this big strong sexy looking guy and after we broke up he told me that he had 'this' experience. He wasn't gay - I guess he was bi. I was really surprised - to put it mildly. But boy he was the last person in the world I thought - so it makes me wonder.....

Lies,More Damned Lies and Statistics!!!





n.b I've quoted somebody but don't know who.

 

[Asmodai]

Aw, don't be so hard on leasbians/bisexual girls.

Okay, a huge portion of them only do it to piss guys off or to get one a 'girls gone wild' video, but there ARE quite a few who just naturally like girls better. And usually men would claw their eyes out if they had to watch them have sex...

I do think the whole "men looking at lesbian porn" thing is old. Unless you're a closet transsexual and are fufulling your fantasies, at leat TRY to watch porn that you could one day accomplish.

Although, if you get all the idiot men so hooked on lesbian pr0no that they couldn't have sex with a female if they tried, it would considerably cleanse the gene pool.

On second thought, maybe we need more poser-lesbian-porn...