Message to parents.

angie

angie

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Posted by Angie:
I don't drink, ever. But I will smoke some drugs for ya.

How can you say that would be appropriate? Your talking about a ******* public school. The one place where individualism and ones sense of humor is squashed with every sighting.

No they shouldn't make smart *** comments about parents with an assumption that they all suck and can't raise their kids. Some of the parents suck, ya, agreed. But to even suggest scolding ALL the parents that call in to the school via a smart *** answering machine with an attitude, is highly unprofessional and suggests that the administration of this particular school is incapable of handling the stress.

Theres a reason why they didn't actually post this message on their answering service. Because they know that it would be highly inappropriate. Which just shows that I'm right, as usual.
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*****. I forgot a few letters there :eek:

 
Jhony5

Jhony5

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*****. I forgot a few letters there :eek:
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I C.

We seem to have crossed our signals. I'll let ya off with a warning. The next time its the spanking machine for you my pretty.

I'd say any man who wears panties and don't drink beer is at least 39% gay.
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I like the panties. They will stay for now. Beer consumption is the leading cause of first time homosexual encounters.

 
angie

angie

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I C.
We seem to have crossed our signals. I'll let ya off with a warning. The next time its the spanking machine for you my pretty.

I like the panties. They will stay for now. Beer consumption is the leading cause of first time homosexual encounters.
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Thank you, good sir. :D

Stupid ******* typos.

 
Phantom

Phantom

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It's a clever message but also inappropriate and unprofessional. Glad to hear they didn't actually use it.

And I wear ten-sizes-too-big granny panties. Bonus points if the elastic is worn out and they go up past my belly button.

 
builder

builder

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Easy access druken gay camping up in Outback Mountain ************ you iz.
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There's ****-all mountains in the outback, you rednecked driveller. ;)

Oh, but I'm surrounded by them here.

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And Jhony, Sydney is Australia's gay capital. My region is still quite rednecked, to be honest. Hippies are allowed. Gays head south, my friend.

 
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Jhony5

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There's ****-all mountains in the outback, you rednecked driveller. ;)
Oh, but I'm surrounded by them here.

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And Jhony, Sydney is Australia's gay capital. My region is still quite rednecked, to be honest. Hippies are allowed. Gays head south, my friend.
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By "outback mountain" I was referring to a state of being rather than a physical location. A play on words, ya know. Like the movie Brokeback Mountain, with the ****** cowboys? Your in Australia. Hence the outback mountain thing. Ahhh never mind.

My comedy genius is seldom recognized for what it is.

....and yes I know your not gay as you rejected my offer of a free *******.

BTW....Australias so-called scenic landscape ain't got **** on Indiana's endless miles of cornfields and soybeans. SO STFU!!!

 
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builder

builder

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I don't remember that offer. I'll close my eyes, and promise not to look down.

I got the BrokeButt joke. Just stringing it along is all.

 
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builder

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EWWWWWW!! **** I don't eat panties you freakin perv. What the **** is wrong with you? Who eats underwear?
Honestly.
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You've been missing out, hombre.

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Phantom

Phantom

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EWWWWWW!! **** I don't eat panties you freakin perv. What the **** is wrong with you? Who eats underwear?
Honestly.
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LMAO! Who knows?! But they DO exist, you crotchless granny-panties lover, you!

 
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