Mike piX (**** cute)

read this....Its really funny. ok here it goes:

 


Chester: "Have you ever played the '***** Game'?"



Cane: "What?!"



Chester: "The '***** Game'!"



Cane: "What the **** is that?!"



Chester: Wanna play it with me?



Cane: "Uh, no thanks!"



Mike: "Oh come on, you know you do!"



Cane: "Would someone mind telling me what the **** the '***** Game' is?"



Chester: "Its where I slap you with my *****!"



Joe: "No its not! Someone says ***** really quietly and then someone else repeats but in a louder tone and then it keeps going and going until it gets really loud and the loudest person wins!"



Cane: "Oh, okay."



Joe: "*****!"



Brad: "Phoenix has no *****!"



Phoenix: "Now that you mention it, my name kinda rhymes with "*****"."



Joe: "No it doesn't!"


and heres another one:

 


Chester: "There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty."



Mike: "Chester?!"



Joe: "I remember this one!"



Chester: "Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it!"



Mike: "That was so not funny."



Joe: "Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there!"



Rob: "Mike was covered in ****. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!"



Chester: "Then we attacked him with air freshener."



Brad: "Lysol!"


 
And theres this one too:

 


Joe: "We are not nu-metal, but we are...I don't even know what nu-metal is. Nu-****. Nu-tard. Nu-vomit."



Mike: "Nu-Metal is a weird thing...I don't even think we're metal."



Brad: "I want to labeled as Gnu-Metal."



Joe: "I like Nu-Ska."



Mike: "We need more ska on the next album. Maybe we'll just do ska from now on................Skankin Park. Brad used to love ska in high school"


 
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