Monday Night Rant

ImWithStupid · Jun 10, 2009

Private ******* is exactly the way *** intended it. That's something that should NOT be shared.

Except with that special someone whom you grant access.

Ahhlee · Jun 10, 2009

Except with that special someone whom you grant access.

Oh yeah? Who, praytell, is the special someone you grant yours access to?

mercury · Jun 10, 2009

Except with that special someone whom you grant access.

not even then.

I was just thinking the same thing, Ali... but ya know if it's a hole on a female, it's something to stick a **** in, right?

Ahhlee · Jun 10, 2009

not even then.
I was just thinking the same thing, Ali... but ya know if it's a hole on a female, it's something to stick a **** in, right?

Yep.

Cootch, rear, nose, ear.....it don't matter as long as they get off.

ImWithStupid · Jun 10, 2009

Yep.
Cootch, rear, nose, ear.....it don't matter as long as they get off.

I think I'm in love.

Nothing like a good night of playing, "Wheel of Orifaces"

Ahhlee · Jun 10, 2009

I think I'm in love.
Nothing like a good night of playing, "Wheel of Orifaces"

NO LOVE! *** only!

How many times do I have to tell you? Sheesh.

ImWithStupid · Jun 10, 2009

NO LOVE! *** only!
How many times do I have to tell you? Sheesh.

Sorry. I'm not that type of guy.

I need to have feelings for you before I defile every hole in your body.

Ahhlee · Jun 11, 2009

Sorry. I'm not that type of guy.
I need to have feelings for you before I defile every hole in your body.

Can't you just feel me up? Do we really have to involve those messy emotions?

mercury · Jun 11, 2009

Sorry. I'm not that type of guy.
I need to have feelings for you before I defile every hole in your body.

can't you just rely on ****?