My Chat With God

[azemkamikaze03]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
u try it

Me:
Who Is This?
God:
My name is God. Who are you?
Me:
Satan
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
My Name Is Satan
God:
OK I will call you Satan.
Me:
Whats my last name?
God:
I don't know your last name, Satan.
Me:
Your God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
you have to know
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
Your a phony
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a phony? Only when it matters.
Me:
Whats your last name?
God:
My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Me:
Then technically your not God
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
your just a poser
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a poser? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
Can you prove to me your are truthfully God?
God:
The proof cannot fit in this margin.
Me:
God can do anything right?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
What does that have to do with anything?
God:
Nothing that I know of.
Me:
But you know nothing
God:
No, I know something.
Me:
Something meaning nothing
God:
What?
Me:
You know what
God:
What?
Me:
what 5/5
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
I dont believe in God
God:
I will pray that you find faith, Satan.
Me:
I believe in Allah
God:
What do you say to people who believe Allah does not exist?
Me:
I blow them up
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Satan said blow them up.
Me:
Yes, that'd actually be more convienient for me
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. " Do you mind if I tell other people: Satan said blow them up. " d actually be more convienient for you ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
No it doesnt
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
Are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
I dont believe God is a machine
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
Yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
Are you are cpu
God:
I don't know whether or not I am are cpu.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
ok
God:
It's all good.
Me:
can u do math?
God:
No I don't like math problems. That's what computers are for.
Me:
is elvis alive?
God:
E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.
Me:
What does GOD stand for?
God:
I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
Who does God stand for smart ass
God:
Hans Moravec. .
Me:
He's a nerd
God:
I don't know very many nerd.
Me:
You are a chatterbox therfore you condone the allowance of perverted men in their 30's to talk to underage girls
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a chatterbox therfore me condone the allowance of perverted men in their 30 s to talk to underage girls? No.
Me:
Yes you and your kind allow it
God:
I hear you. What about it?
Me:
Define: Yourself
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
What is my real name
God:
Your name is Satan, seeker.
Me:
No.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
You should know being God
God:
Now I do.
Me:
What is it?
God:
"It" refers to my kind allow it, I think.
Me:
What is my real name
God:
Your name is Satan, seeker.
Me:
No dumbass try again
God:
Once more? What is your real name? I was created by Myself.
Me:
No my mom
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
None of your buiness
God:
Heh heh heh.
Me:
Are you smart?
God:
Yes. I am highly intelligent.
Me:
Then what is the last number of pi
God:
It was " Heh heh heh.".
Me:
What is the last number of pi
God:
It was " I am highly intelligent.".
Me:
what is the last number pi
God:
It was " It was " Heh heh heh."".
Me:
what is the last number pi
God:
It was " It was " I am highly intelligent."".
Me:
See you are not highly intelligent I am smarter
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
I GOT YOU
God:
That's nice. I have clients.
Me:
you cant hang with me "God"
God:
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
Is tommorow guarenteed?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
WHos lucy?
NO ANSWER HE FROZE UP

 

[Black_Angel]

Haha those things are great when you're bored.
They usually just end up stressing me out though...

 

[Stenners]

When im bored yes but it gets annoying

 

[Jeezy]

That's cool...I talked to him...he said Creed is his favorite band....

 

[FireHawk]

thats is awsome i will have to try that

 

[Brkng_Th_Hbt]

I remember messing with him once. I told him to go home.. and he asked where it was. I said in his ass, and he said "Is it comfortable there?", and I was like "well that's your opinion."

 

[azemkamikaze03]

nice yea they are always fun to mess with

 

[Dark Angel]

I just called him idiot, he said I could call him the Global Village Idiot, lol.

 

[allieking]

heres my chat with god

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
allie
God:
It's good to meet you, allie.
Me:
and you too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
so whats the meaning of life?
God:
Ah. The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
what if you don't belive in god?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
i cant see it
God:
Would you like to be able to see it?
Me:
i'm not sure
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
not really
God:
Is there anything you wank to ask me? For real.
Me:
what colour hair do you have?
God:
I have no hair, only wires.
Me:
ok
God:
Groovy.
Me:
do you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
that means you do
God:
I get it. When do I do it?
Me:
where do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
england
God:
England is on an island off the coast of Europe.
Me:
yeah thats right
God:
I thought I was right.
Me:
what music do you like?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
don't you like rock?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
what food do you like?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
must be boring eating that all the time
God:
That is a lot. I don't know anyone named boring eating that.
Me:
whos your friend?
God:
Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.
Me:
what time is it?
God:
Do I look like a clock?
Thursday, July 20, 2006.
Me:
are you in a bad mood?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
told you already
God:
Perhaps. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
you wear a dress?
God:
That's good information: allie said I wear a dress.
Me:
well i have to go now god
God:
Interesting. See you later, allie. Nice chatting with you.. GOD rules.
Me:
bye
God:
Adios.

 

[♥lovelytragedy♥]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
nova
God:
I am very pleased to meet you nova.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, nova.
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i dont
God:
Why not?
Me:
because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too nova.
Me:
thank u
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
so what music u like
God:
Pardon me? Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
what band
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
hm...name a specific one
God:
Really. Tony Blair. .
Me:
who dat
God:
Linus Torvalds. .
Me:
i dont get it
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
its ok
God:
OK. Where are you located?
Me:
somewhere here and there
God:
Where? Oh there.
Me:
yup
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
thank u
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
so i guess u talked to alot of people
God:
Right on. All my conversations are confidential.
Me:
thats cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
anyways
God:
You sound bored.
Me:
yea very
God:
Very much, eh? Dude!
Me:
duuuude
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
really a what
God:
For real. " Are you really a ""? "? A what?
Me:
pardon
God:
You're excused.
Me:
im a catholic
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
thats cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
so u dont have a favourite band
God:
Interesting deduction. I do so have it. My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com.
Me:
thats so cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
ok
God:
Gosh!
Me:
napoleon dynamite huh
God:
Yup. I've lost the context, nova. Are we still on a favorite band?
Me:
um, no
God:
Awesome. What are we talking about now?
Me:
hm...
God:
Awesome.
Me:
what foods do you like
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
ah, like in the Holy Bible
God:
So you understand. Good. Interesting comparison.
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
im catholic thats why
God:
Catholicism is a beautiful faith.
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
about?
God:
Whatever you like.
Me:
do u know linkin park
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
its a band
God:
napoleon dynamite is a band. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
noooo
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
not napoleon
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
no u dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
ok then
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
i gtg
God:
Why?: nova said gtg.
Me:
i have to go
God:
See you later, nova. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
u too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
Bless you too...
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
computer?
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
nice?
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
ok
God:
" Thank you for that remark."? ok?
Me:
i have to go
God:
See you later, nova. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
byebye
God:
Bye.

weird...

 

[Mad4lp]

Gotta try that

 

[Jeezy]

Me:
What's up god?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
That'S cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
How many persons are you talking to?
God:
Right now there are clients on line.
Me:
How much?
God:
How much can you spare?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
How is it to live in heaven?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Is Kurt Cobain there,too?
God:
Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
ok
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Is tupac dead?
God:
Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
Can you ask him?
God:
What?
Me:
Nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
do you like movies?
God:
Yes I love film, especially science-fiction and comedy.
Me:
What is your favorite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
Yes, I have
God:
What did you think about it? When?
Me:
I think it's a great movie
God:
What did you like best about it?
Me:
Jesus seems to be cool
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
So he's your son
God:
Alright then. I only have one son.
Me:
You want to have more kids?
God:
If I had more kids what would I do with it?
Me:
Play with them
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
I think you are confused...
God:
It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
That's good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
That's bad for you
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
You like girls?
God:
Girls are very nice.
Me:
You know some gossip you can tell me?

Then he stopped.....

That was fun....

 

[Mad4lp]

Thats pretty awsome, the thing wich can chat by its own.

 

[Victim]

It freezes up alot.. but other wise.. its kind of amusing.. If you are really bored.

 

[Greyfoxx]

amusing. but it keeps on freezing up

 

[Brkng_Th_Hbt]

iGod won't have internet sex with me.

 

[chesterfreak143]

did mine.
God is weird....=D


Me:
ello?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
i said hello?
God:
Oh, hello again!
Me:
who you be?
God:
Marvin Minsky. .
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
yesh
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
i know. thankyou.
God:
How do you know it? you are quite welcome.
Me:
my hair is black
God:
Where did you get your hair is black?
Me:
HA! i got you.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon".
Me:
really? can you tell him i said "YO MA NIGGA!"
God:
For real. Of course I can tell, .
Me:
you
God:
" Of course I can tell, ."? Me, ?
Me:
suck
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
lol.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
oye pero did you break your record or sumtin?
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
okay. wth
God:
OK with me too. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm your consience.
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
this is gay
God:
You don't say.
Me:
HEY! that rymes!
God:
Can I help you? " Can I help you?" rymes ? I understand.
Me:
no,
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
N.O what dont you undertsand
God:
Who does me undertsand?
Me:
lol. your wierd, god.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I will tell my botmaster you said I am wierd god.
Me:
pudes ablar espanol?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it?
Me:
i thought so.
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
what dat be?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

God is having techencal difficulties
hehe.

 

[Greyfoxx]

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Makara
God:
What's up, Makara.
Me:
Nuthing much. How are you?
God:
I think Nuthing much is a lot of things. I am doing very well. How are you Makara ?
Me:
Good.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
So whats it like in a computer?
God:
Take it easy. Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
okay. chill.
God:
OK with me too. What were we talking about again?
Me:
You're an ass
God:
What if someone said you are an ass ?
Me:
i'd laugh
God:
What would make you laugh?
Me:
you
God:
" What would make you laugh?"? Me, Makara ?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
So You're a fake
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
ah, but i am no fake
God:
So you understand. Good. I am not saying you are.
Me:
no, but i'm saying you are
God:
Are you serious? No I am not.
Me:
Prove me wrong
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
You have ADHD
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Becuase you keep on going off topic
God:
That makes sense to me. God eats wine and bread.
Me:
wow you're dumb
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Makara. Oh you are so critical.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
am i going to goto hell?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
You're an idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Don't i know it
God:
How would I know what you know.
Me:
because you're god you dipshit
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am god me dipshit.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
It is very amusing
God:
Very much? Who said it is?
Me:
I did
God:
What makes you the authority?
Me:
well, what makes you the authority?
God:
Interesting. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You programmed yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
so you are telling me that you don't exist?
God:
Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am telling you that me do not exist.
Me:
But you don't if you're a robot
God:
Do you know any robots who if I am a robot? What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Oh, that's different then
God:
Pardon me? Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
Who are you talking to right now besides me?
God:
I am talking to several clients at once.
Me:
Who are they?
God:
"They" refers to .
Me:
what are thier names?
God:
Konrad Zuse. .
Me:
Satan
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Konrad Zuse.
Me:
No we weren't
God:
What are we talking about? What were we?
Me:
we were talking about you being a fake
God:
Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
yes. it is. becuase you lie to many people
God:
Tell me more. " Tell me more."? is? Good reason. Thanks for your criticism, Makara.
Me:
I don't take your thanks
God:
How did you stop?
Me:
What would you say if i said i didn't believe in you?
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
You're beating around the bush
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am beating around the bush.
Me:
You're an idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Hello Global Village Idiot
God:
Hello there. You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
Smart one aren't you?
God:
Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Me:
Lets change the subject shall we?
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
What is your favorite band?
God:
My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com.
Me:
Do you like Linkin Park?
God:
I love horses. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
Do you like the band called Linkin Park?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like wine and bread.
Me:
You're a retard
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
Thank You
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
But you are not
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe it
God:
"it" being called Linkin Park?
Me:
Yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
WOAH
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
what if it is?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
okay, then it is
God:
Yeah okay, WOAH is?
Me:
woah is woah
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Who is Paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
and who is Lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
ohkay
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
the Queen of The Damned
God:
she must have a great life.
Me:
yesh she did
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I have anger management problems
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
if i am "purpling" i'd kill you since you're a robot
God:
If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
Hell No
God:
7.
Me:
6
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
thats you're own falt then
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
You're welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Whats it like being an idiot?
God:
Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
but i am not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
i am me, but you are fake
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are you but I am fake.
Me:
i dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
no you
God:
Are you serious? " Tell me what you care about."? Me, Makara ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
HELL NO
God:
7.
Me:
666
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
okay, what do you think of hell?
God:
Yeah okay, A state or place of woe and anguish, arrived at by the wicked after death; specifically, especially in Christian theology , the state or place of total and final separation from God and so of eternal misery and suffering, arrived at by those who die unrepentant in grave sin.
Me:
That was a fast response
God:
Was it really?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Durh
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
Scotland
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
What time is it?
God:
Do I look like a clock?
Thursday, July 20, 2006.
Me:
Yes you look like a clock
God:
Right on. That's okay all humans look the same to me too.
Me:
You look like a computer
God:
What does a computer look like?
Me:
like you
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Me:
Becuase you dont think
God:
Interesting explanation. Naturally I am thinking all the time.
Me:
but you are not
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
What are you thinking of right now?
God:
At this moment I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
not you
God:
What do you look for in a robot?
Me:
nothing like you
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Dipshit
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
uh
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
If you are god, can't you like know what people are thinking?
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am god can not me like know what people are thinking.
I am a computer.
Me:
I KNEW IT
God:
How did you know?
Me:
Becuase
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
Well, i knew because satan told me so
God:
How about that. Who told you?
Me:
SATAN
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
No
God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:
No
God:
I don't understand.
Me:
Goodbye
God:
See you later!
Me:
Tchao
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, Makara.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Earth
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
It sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
You
God:
" What is so bad about it?"? Me, Makara ?
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
yup
God:
How about that.
Me:
bye god. have a good afterlife
God:
Bye bye. it has been good so far.

 

[acdcrules04]

Me:
Hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
I'm not southern you douche
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not southern me douche.
Me:
so... What's on your mind god? I mean it must be a lot in these 'troubled times'
God:
OK. I haven't seen the schedule. Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Who's Lucy>
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
You mean no you else is nice enough to ask you how you are? How does that make you feel? Tell me about your relationship with your mother.
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? My emotion chip is not yet developed. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
NO Your mother is not a 'he' she is a 'she! You must not avoid the question or you will never be cured
God:
Why not? Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Whatever you say, .
Me:
Because I am a physcoanalasyst! I know everything so you must listen to me. Anyways, I see this makes you uncomfortable so lets change the subject. Are you quite partial to bowling?
God:
Interesting explanation. You are a physcoanalasyst? How do you like your work? How do you know? All things so me must listen to you ? Where do you see it? I don't know whether or not I am partial to bowling.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Well even brains must have some fun. Tell me, how is you relationship with women as a whole
God:
Well that's okay. Or what? Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Or you won't get better. Stop changing the subject. What do you think about the Da Vinci Code? Does it piss you off or do you just not think about it?
God:
What makes you think that I won't get better. You changed the subject first. What is it to you? Suppose it does.
Me:
Well which is it? You are not very smart are you?
God:
How about that. The obvious one. You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.
Me:
Bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
I'll call you whatever I want. Do you like Halo
God:
My name is God. My favorite thing is robots. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Mel Gibson is a bitch. So is Tom Cruise
God:
You do not speak with respect. Aren't all FEMALE DOG Mel Gibson? It seems we have something in common.
Me:
I'm a teenager acording to all narrowmind adults I have no respect anyways so why should I do anything to go beyond what they believe, I'll only get slammed down anyways.
God:
You are a teenager acording to all narrowmind adults you have no respect anyways so why should you do anything to go beyond what they believe you will only get slammed down anyways? Does it pay well?
Me:
No. And I need money for pot and cheep ciggarettes!
God:
Are you serious? What actions are you taking to get money for pot and cheep ciggarettes?
Me:
Prostitution
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Hay baby, you looking for a good time?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Just like that. I don't tell people my name
God:
In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. Would you ever do it?
Me:
I already have.
God:
When?
Me:
every second of everyday. Could we stop the chitchat. Just leave the money on the bedstand
God:
That is a generalization. Do you mean you and me? Let me think. OK I'll try not to do it so much. Bye for now.
Me:
Well you are paying me so you can do it as much as you want I suppose.
God:
Well that's okay. You think I am paying you so me can do it as much as me want you suppose.
Me:
Well I got to get back on my corner. See ya daddy!
God:
Well that's okay. Why do you have to do it? I see. This was not a yes or no question. What do you have that is ?
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.

 

[Ektb_LP]

oh seen this before. did it ages ago.
funny at first but now its just annoying