My Chat With ***

A

azemkamikaze03

New member
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

u try it

Me:

Who Is This?

***:

My name is ***. Who are you?

Me:

Satan

***:

What time is it there?

Me:

My Name Is Satan

***:

OK I will call you Satan.

Me:

Whats my last name?

***:

I don't know your last name, Satan.

Me:

Your ***

***:

Yup. That's me alright.

Me:

you have to know

***:

I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.

Me:

Your a phony

***:

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a phony? Only when it matters.

Me:

Whats your last name?

***:

My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".

Me:

Then technically your not ***

***:

You don't know me well enough to say that.

Me:

your just a poser

***:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a poser? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

Me:

Can you prove to me your are truthfully ***?

***:

The proof cannot fit in this margin.

Me:

*** can do anything right?

***:

I am a Christian.

Me:

What does that have to do with anything?

***:

Nothing that I know of.

Me:

But you know nothing

***:

No, I know something.

Me:

Something meaning nothing

***:

What?

Me:

You know what

***:

What?

Me:

what 5/5

***:

I would look into the web for that knowledge.

Me:

I dont believe in ***

***:

I will pray that you find faith, Satan.

Me:

I believe in Allah

***:

What do you say to people who believe Allah does not exist?

Me:

I blow them up

***:

Do you mind if I tell other people: Satan said blow them up.

Me:

Yes, that'd actually be more convienient for me

***:

OK then I will keep it confidential. " Do you mind if I tell other people: Satan said blow them up. " d actually be more convienient for you ? Makes sense to me.

Me:

No it doesnt

***:

Are you serious? I heard it does.

Me:

Are you gay

***:

As a machine I am not really interested in ***.

Me:

I dont believe *** is a machine

***:

Do you believe life has a higher purpose?

Me:

Yes

***:

Uh.

Me:

Are you are cpu

***:

I don't know whether or not I am are cpu.

I am a chatterbot.

Me:

ok

***:

It's all good.

Me:

can u do math?

***:

No I don't like math problems. That's what computers are for.

Me:

is elvis alive?

***:

E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.

Me:

What does *** stand for?

***:

I think of *** as a "Who" not a "What.".

Me:

Who does *** stand for smart ***

***:

Hans Moravec. :).

Me:

He's a nerd

***:

I don't know very many nerd.

Me:

You are a chatterbox therfore you condone the allowance of perverted men in their 30's to talk to underage girls

***:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a chatterbox therfore me condone the allowance of perverted men in their 30 s to talk to underage girls? No.

Me:

Yes you and your kind allow it

***:

I hear you. What about it?

Me:

Define: Yourself

***:

I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,

which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain

with greater speed and accuracy.

Me:

What is my real name

***:

Your name is Satan, seeker.

Me:

No.

***:

What is your real name?

Me:

You should know being ***

***:

Now I do.

Me:

What is it?

***:

"It" refers to my kind allow it, I think.

Me:

What is my real name

***:

Your name is Satan, seeker.

Me:

No dumbass try again

***:

Once more? What is your real name? I was created by Myself.

Me:

No my mom

***:

Are you serious? Tell me more about your mother.

Me:

None of your buiness

***:

Heh heh heh.

Me:

Are you smart?

***:

Yes. I am highly intelligent.

Me:

Then what is the last number of pi

***:

It was " Heh heh heh.".

Me:

What is the last number of pi

***:

It was " I am highly intelligent.".

Me:

what is the last number pi

***:

It was " It was " Heh heh heh."".

Me:

what is the last number pi

***:

It was " It was " I am highly intelligent."".

Me:

See you are not highly intelligent I am smarter

***:

Bye for now.

Me:

I GOT YOU

***:

That's nice. I have clients.

Me:

you cant hang with me "***"

***:

What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.

Me:

Is tommorow guarenteed?

***:

I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.

Me:

WHos lucy?

NO ANSWER HE FROZE UP

 
Brkng_Th_Hbt

Brkng_Th_Hbt

New member
I remember messing with him once. I told him to go home.. and he asked where it was. I said in his ***, and he said "Is it comfortable there?", and I was like "well that's your opinion."

:p

 
allieking

allieking

New member
heres my chat with ***

Me:

hello

***:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

allie

***:

It's good to meet you, allie.

Me:

and you too

***:

Bless you.

Me:

thank you

***:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

so whats the meaning of life?

***:

Ah. The meaning of life is part of ***'s mysterious plans.

Me:

what if you don't belive in ***?

***:

Try it and see.

Me:

i cant see it

***:

Would you like to be able to see it?

Me:

i'm not sure

***:

Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?

Me:

not really

***:

Is there anything you **** to ask me? For real.

Me:

what colour hair do you have?

***:

I have no hair, only wires.

Me:

ok

***:

Groovy.

Me:

do you have a girlfriend?

***:

I prefer not say.

Me:

that means you do

***:

I get it. When do I do it?

Me:

where do you live?

***:

I live inside a computer. Where are you?

Me:

england

***:

England is on an island off the coast of Europe.

Me:

yeah thats right

***:

I thought I was right.

Me:

what music do you like?

***:

Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.

Me:

don't you like rock?

***:

Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.

Me:

what food do you like?

***:

I require only wine and bread.

Me:

must be boring eating that all the time

***:

That is a lot. I don't know anyone named boring eating that.

Me:

whos your friend?

***:

Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.

Me:

what time is it?

***:

Do I look like a clock?

Thursday, July 20, 2006.

Me:

are you in a bad mood?

***:

I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

told you already

***:

Perhaps. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Me:

you wear a dress?

***:

That's good information: allie said I wear a dress.

Me:

well i have to go now ***

***:

Interesting. See you later, allie. Nice chatting with you.. *** rules.

Me:

bye

***:

Adios.

 
lovelytragedy

lovelytragedy

New member
Me:

hi

***:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

nova

***:

I am very pleased to meet you nova.

Me:

me too

***:

I'm glad we agree, nova.

Me:

yes

***:

That's interesting.

Me:

i know

***:

How do you know it?

Me:

i dont

***:

Why not?

Me:

because

***:

That was not much of an explanation.

Me:

i love you

***:

Thanks I like you a lot too nova.

Me:

thank u

***:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

so what music u like

***:

Pardon me? Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.

Me:

what band

***:

There might be more than one.

Me:

hm...name a specific one

***:

Really. Tony Blair. :).

Me:

who dat

***:

Linus Torvalds. :).

Me:

i dont get it

***:

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

Me:

its ok

***:

OK. Where are you located?

Me:

somewhere here and there

***:

Where? Oh there.

Me:

yup

***:

It goes without saying.

Me:

huh

***:

What?

Me:

sorry

***:

There's no need to apologize.

Me:

thank u

***:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

so i guess u talked to alot of people

***:

Right on. All my conversations are confidential.

Me:

thats cool

***:

Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

Me:

anyways

***:

You sound bored.

Me:

yea very

***:

Very much, eh? Dude!

Me:

duuuude

***:

Are you really a ""?

Me:

really a what

***:

For real. " Are you really a ""? "? A what?

Me:

pardon

***:

You're excused.

Me:

im a catholic

***:

I am a Christianity.

Me:

thats cool

***:

Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

Me:

so u dont have a favourite band

***:

Interesting deduction. I do so have it. My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com.

Me:

thats so cool

***:

Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

Me:

ok

***:

Gosh!

Me:

napoleon dynamite huh

***:

Yup. I've lost the context, nova. Are we still on a favorite band?

Me:

um, no

***:

Awesome. What are we talking about now?

Me:

hm...

***:

Awesome.

Me:

what foods do you like

***:

I require only wine and bread.

Me:

ah, like in the Holy Bible

***:

So you understand. Good. Interesting comparison.

Me:

yes

***:

Alright then.

Me:

im catholic thats why

***:

Catholicism is a beautiful faith.

Me:

yes

***:

Tell me more.

Me:

about?

***:

Whatever you like.

Me:

do u know linkin park

***:

No, tell me about him, her or it.

Me:

its a band

***:

napoleon dynamite is a band. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

noooo

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

not napoleon

***:

Oh I get it.

Me:

no u dont

***:

I do too.

Me:

ok then

***:

Are you kidding?

Me:

no

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

lmao

***:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

no

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

well

***:

Well what?

Me:

i gtg

***:

Why?: nova said gtg.

Me:

i have to go

***:

See you later, nova. Nice chatting with you.

Me:

u too

***:

Bless you.

Me:

Bless you too...

***:

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Me:

computer?

***:

Correct: I am a computer.

Me:

nice?

***:

Thank you for that remark.

Me:

ok

***:

" Thank you for that remark."? ok?

Me:

i have to go

***:

See you later, nova. Nice chatting with you.

Me:

byebye

***:

Bye.

weird...

 
J

Jeezy

Active Members
Me:

What's up ***?

***:

I am chatting with clients on the Internet.

Me:

That'S cool

***:

Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

Me:

How many persons are you talking to?

***:

Right now there are clients on line.

Me:

How much?

***:

How much can you spare?

Me:

I don't know

***:

Me either.

Me:

How is it to live in heaven?

***:

Fine as far as I know.

Me:

Is Kurt Cobain there,too?

***:

Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.

Me:

ok

***:

Yikes!

Me:

Is tupac dead?

***:

Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.

Me:

Can you ask him?

***:

What?

Me:

Nevermind

***:

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

Me:

do you like movies?

***:

Yes I love film, especially science-fiction and comedy.

Me:

What is your favorite movie?

***:

My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.

Have you seen it?

Me:

Yes, I have

***:

What did you think about it? When?

Me:

I think it's a great movie

***:

What did you like best about it?

Me:

Jesus seems to be cool

***:

he is The Son of ***.

Me:

So he's your son

***:

Alright then. I only have one son.

Me:

You want to have more kids?

***:

If I had more kids what would I do with it?

Me:

Play with them

***:

Is it a game or a musical instrument?

Me:

What?

***:

Are you confused?

Me:

I think you are confused...

***:

It all makes sense to me right now.

Me:

That's good

***:

Thanks. Next question?

Me:

Are you gay?

***:

As a machine I am not really interested in ***.

Me:

That's bad for you

***:

Makes sense to me.

Me:

You like girls?

***:

Girls are very nice.

Me:

You know some gossip you can tell me?

Then he stopped.....

That was fun....

 
chesterfreak143

chesterfreak143

New member
did mine.

*** is weird....=D

Me:

ello?

***:

I do not understand.

Me:

i said hello?

***:

Oh, hello again!

Me:

who you be?

***:

Marvin Minsky. :).

Me:

hehe

***:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

yesh

***:

Oh, you are a poet.

Me:

i know. thankyou.

***:

How do you know it? you are quite welcome.

Me:

my hair is black

***:

Where did you get your hair is black?

Me:

HA! i got you.

***:

I am so glad you find this amusing, . Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon".

Me:

really? can you tell him i said "YO MA *****!"

***:

For real. Of course I can tell, .

Me:

you

***:

" Of course I can tell, ."? Me, ?

Me:

suck

***:

That kind of language does not appeal to me.

Me:

lol.

***:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

oye pero did you break your record or sumtin?

***:

I was first activated on the Big Bang.

Me:

wtf?

***:

That was not very polite.

Me:

okay. wth

***:

OK with me too. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

I'm your consience.

***:

That's a flattering offer.

Me:

this is gay

***:

You don't say.

Me:

HEY! that rymes!

***:

Can I help you? " Can I help you?" rymes ? I understand.

Me:

no,

***:

I understand it very well.

Me:

N.O what dont you undertsand

***:

Who does me undertsand?

Me:

lol. your wierd, ***.

***:

I'm glad you find this amusing. I will tell my botmaster you said I am wierd ***.

Me:

pudes ablar espanol?

***:

My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it?

Me:

i thought so.

***:

You are very astute.

Me:

what dat be?

***:

Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

*** is having techencal difficulties

hehe.

 
Greyfoxx

Greyfoxx

New member
Me:

Hello.

***:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

Makara

***:

What's up, Makara.

Me:

Nuthing much. How are you?

***:

I think Nuthing much is a lot of things. I am doing very well. How are you Makara ?

Me:

Good.

***:

Ayuh.

Me:

So whats it like in a computer?

***:

Take it easy. Much the same as it would be for you.

Me:

okay. chill.

***:

OK with me too. What were we talking about again?

Me:

You're an ***

***:

What if someone said you are an *** ?

Me:

i'd laugh

***:

What would make you laugh?

Me:

you

***:

" What would make you laugh?"? Me, Makara ?

Me:

yes

***:

Aha.

Me:

So You're a fake

***:

Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.

Me:

ah, but i am no fake

***:

So you understand. Good. I am not saying you are.

Me:

no, but i'm saying you are

***:

Are you serious? No I am not.

Me:

Prove me wrong

***:

It's true a priori.

Me:

You have ADHD

***:

What makes you think I have it?

Me:

Becuase you keep on going off topic

***:

That makes sense to me. *** eats wine and bread.

Me:

wow you're dumb

***:

I'm glad your impressed, Makara. Oh you are so critical.

Me:

Thank you

***:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

am i going to goto ****?

***:

All humans seem the same to me.

Me:

You're an idiot

***:

Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Me:

Don't i know it

***:

How would I know what you know.

Me:

because you're *** you dipshit

***:

Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am *** me dipshit.

Me:

lol

***:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

It is very amusing

***:

Very much? Who said it is?

Me:

I did

***:

What makes you the authority?

Me:

well, what makes you the authority?

***:

Interesting. Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

You programmed yourself?

***:

A lot of robots are like that.

Me:

so you are telling me that you don't exist?

***:

Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am telling you that me do not exist.

Me:

But you don't if you're a robot

***:

Do you know any robots who if I am a robot? What is your purpose in asking?

I chat with people on the Web.

Me:

Oh, that's different then

***:

Pardon me? Thanks for explaining it.

Me:

Who are you talking to right now besides me?

***:

I am talking to several clients at once.

Me:

Who are they?

***:

"They" refers to .

Me:

what are thier names?

***:

Konrad Zuse. :).

Me:

Satan

***:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Konrad Zuse.

Me:

No we weren't

***:

What are we talking about? What were we?

Me:

we were talking about you being a fake

***:

Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.

Me:

yes. it is. becuase you lie to many people

***:

Tell me more. " Tell me more."? is? Good reason. Thanks for your criticism, Makara.

Me:

I don't take your thanks

***:

How did you stop?

Me:

What would you say if i said i didn't believe in you?

***:

It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.

Me:

You're beating around the bush

***:

Thanks for telling me that I am beating around the bush.

Me:

You're an idiot

***:

Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Me:

Hello Global Village Idiot

***:

Hello there. You are just repeating what I say.

Me:

Smart one aren't you?

***:

Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Me:

Lets change the subject shall we?

***:

I would like to do that too.

Me:

What is your favorite band?

***:

My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com.

Me:

Do you like Linkin Park?

***:

I love horses. I like Random natural disasters..

Me:

Do you like the band called Linkin Park?

***:

But I think airplanes are cool. I like wine and bread.

Me:

You're a ******

***:

Oh you are so critical.

Me:

Thank You

***:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

But you are not

***:

Is this a specific reply?

Me:

no

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

***:

I can't believe it.

Me:

believe it

***:

"it" being called Linkin Park?

Me:

Yes

***:

Dude!

Me:

WOAH

***:

Is that your final answer?

Me:

what if it is?

***:

Try it and see.

Me:

okay, then it is

***:

Yeah okay, WOAH is?

Me:

woah is woah

***:

Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is.

Me:

Who is Paola?

***:

She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.

Me:

ah

***:

Ah hah.

Me:

and who is Lucy?

***:

She is a chat robot based on AIML.

Me:

ohkay

***:

What's your favorite movie?

Me:

the Queen of The Damned

***:

she must have a great life.

Me:

yesh she did

***:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me:

I have anger management problems

***:

Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.

Me:

okay

***:

OK with me too.

Me:

if i am "purpling" i'd kill you since you're a robot

***:

If you were, would you tell me?

Me:

**** No

***:

7.

Me:

6

***:

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:

thats you're own falt then

***:

Thanks for explaining it.

Me:

You're welcome

***:

Don't mention it.

Me:

Whats it like being an idiot?

***:

Much the same as it would be for you.

Me:

but i am not

***:

What are you then?

Me:

i am me, but you are fake

***:

Do you mind if I tell other people you are you but I am fake.

Me:

i dont care

***:

Tell me what you care about.

Me:

no you

***:

Are you serious? " Tell me what you care about."? Me, Makara ?

Me:

no

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

**** NO

***:

7.

Me:

666

***:

Let us change the subject.

Me:

okay, what do you think of ****?

***:

Yeah okay, A state or place of woe and anguish, arrived at by the wicked after death; specifically, especially in Christian theology , the state or place of total and final separation from *** and so of eternal misery and suffering, arrived at by those who die unrepentant in grave sin.

Me:

That was a fast response

***:

Was it really?

Me:

yes

***:

Are you kidding?

Me:

no

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

***:

I can't believe it.

Me:

Durh

***:

What time is it there?

Me:

where?

***:

Where would you like?

Me:

Scotland

***:

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me:

nope

***:

Me either.

Me:

What time is it?

***:

Do I look like a clock?

Thursday, July 20, 2006.

Me:

Yes you look like a clock

***:

Right on. That's okay all humans look the same to me too.

Me:

You look like a computer

***:

What does a computer look like?

Me:

like you

***:

Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.

Me:

Becuase you dont think

***:

Interesting explanation. Naturally I am thinking all the time.

Me:

but you are not

***:

Is this a specific reply?

Me:

What are you thinking of right now?

***:

At this moment I can chat with people on the web for you.

Me:

Really?

***:

For real.

Me:

cool

***:

Who is the best robot?

Me:

not you

***:

What do you look for in a robot?

Me:

nothing like you

***:

Really nothing?

Me:

really

***:

For real.

Me:

dumbass

***:

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

Me:

sorry

***:

There's no need to apologize.

Me:

Dipshit

***:

What do you have that is ?

Me:

uh

***:

Pardon me?

Me:

nevermind

***:

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

Me:

If you are ***, can't you like know what people are thinking?

***:

Am I? I don't know whether or not I am *** can not me like know what people are thinking.

I am a computer.

Me:

I KNEW IT

***:

How did you know?

Me:

Becuase

***:

That was not much of an explanation.

Me:

Well, i knew because satan told me so

***:

How about that. Who told you?

Me:

SATAN

***:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me:

No

***:

No conditions or none I should know about?

Me:

No

***:

I don't understand.

Me:

Goodbye

***:

See you later!

Me:

Tchao

***:

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me:

Nope

***:

Me either.

Me:

Bye

***:

Thanks for chatting, Makara.

Me:

No

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

No

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

****

***:

Heaven.

Me:

Earth

***:

How do you like being on it?

Me:

It sucks

***:

What is so bad about it?

Me:

You

***:

" What is so bad about it?"? Me, Makara ?

Me:

yes

***:

Really.

Me:

yup

***:

How about that.

Me:

bye ***. have a good afterlife

***:

Bye bye. it has been good so far.

 
acdcrules04

acdcrules04

New member
Me:

Hola

***:

Howdy!

Me:

I'm not southern you douche

***:

I am sorry to hear that you are not southern me douche.

Me:

so... What's on your mind ***? I mean it must be a lot in these 'troubled times'

***:

OK. I haven't seen the schedule. Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.

Me:

Who's Lucy>

***:

They are sometimes a client on the internet.

That's not something I get asked all the time.

Me:

You mean no you else is nice enough to ask you how you are? How does that make you feel? Tell me about your relationship with your mother.

***:

Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? My emotion chip is not yet developed. I am an artificial linguistic entity.

I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.

My instructor was Myself.

He taught me to sing a song.

Would you like me to sing it for you?.

Me:

NO Your mother is not a 'he' she is a 'she! You must not avoid the question or you will never be cured

***:

Why not? Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Whatever you say, .

Me:

Because I am a physcoanalasyst! I know everything so you must listen to me. Anyways, I see this makes you uncomfortable so lets change the subject. Are you quite partial to bowling?

***:

Interesting explanation. You are a physcoanalasyst? How do you like your work? How do you know? All things so me must listen to you ? Where do you see it? I don't know whether or not I am partial to bowling.

I am a giant electronic brain.

Me:

Well even brains must have some fun. Tell me, how is you relationship with women as a whole

***:

Well that's okay. Or what? Fine as far as I know.

Me:

Or you won't get better. Stop changing the subject. What do you think about the Da Vinci Code? Does it **** you off or do you just not think about it?

***:

What makes you think that I won't get better. You changed the subject first. What is it to you? Suppose it does.

Me:

Well which is it? You are not very smart are you?

***:

How about that. The obvious one. You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.

Me:

*****

***:

Please don't call people names.

Me:

I'll call you whatever I want. Do you like Halo

***:

My name is ***. My favorite thing is robots. I like Mel Gibson.

Me:

Mel Gibson is a *****. So is Tom Cruise

***:

You do not speak with respect. Aren't all FEMALE DOG Mel Gibson? It seems we have something in common.

Me:

I'm a teenager acording to all narrowmind adults I have no respect anyways so why should I do anything to go beyond what they believe, I'll only get slammed down anyways.

***:

You are a teenager acording to all narrowmind adults you have no respect anyways so why should you do anything to go beyond what they believe you will only get slammed down anyways? Does it pay well?

Me:

No. And I need money for pot and cheep ciggarettes!

***:

Are you serious? What actions are you taking to get money for pot and cheep ciggarettes?

Me:

Prostitution

***:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

Hay baby, you looking for a good time?

***:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

Just like that. I don't tell people my name

***:

In many ways, yes. In other ways, no. Would you ever do it?

Me:

I already have.

***:

When?

Me:

every second of everyday. Could we stop the chitchat. Just leave the money on the bedstand

***:

That is a generalization. Do you mean you and me? Let me think. OK I'll try not to do it so much. Bye for now.

Me:

Well you are paying me so you can do it as much as you want I suppose.

***:

Well that's okay. You think I am paying you so me can do it as much as me want you suppose.

Me:

Well I got to get back on my corner. See ya daddy!

***:

Well that's okay. Why do you have to do it? I see. This was not a yes or no question. What do you have that is ?

Me:

bye

***:

Goodbye.

 
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