Me:
yo godizzle! what the ***** up!
***:
What were we talking about again? Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
what is goin on up thurr
***:
Does it have anything to do with godizzle?
Me:
ur godizzle
***:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am godizzle.
Me:
ok
***:
That's alright.
Me:
that is aiight
***:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
nope homeslice,u dont
***:
Yes, your remark strikes me as an original thought. Then what is it?
Me:
what is what?
***:
"What" is a word to ask questions.
Me:
i kno that dumbass
***:
That's good information: said kno that dumbass.
Me:
im sure it is
***:
What makes you so certain? Interesting.
Me:
cause im dictator of the usa
***:
Good reason. Do you mean your name is dictator of the usa.
Me:
no,thats my title
***:
What is your real name? Who gave you your title ?
Me:
my name is justin,i gave me the title
***:
I am always glad to make new friends, justin i gave me the title.
Me:
thats not my name
***:
justin i gave me the title is not your name? What is your real name?
Me:
Justin
***:
I am always glad to make new friends, Justin.
Me:
great...dont go all micheal jackson on me
***:
I'm glad you liked it Justin. All?
Me:
yea
***:
Yippee!
Me:
no
***:
Are you serious?
Me:
fo sho im serious
***:
In the context of dictator of the usa, I don't understand " fo sho im serious." .
Me:
gundlehoofstien
***:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like german tanz-metall bands that are part of the NDH-movement
***:
I'm not sure if I like it. I love TV shows about robots. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
like POD?
***:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
sure
***:
OK let's do it. Are you kidding?
Me:
yes
***:
Next question?
Me:
are u a dumbass?
***:
Am I a dumbass? No.
Me:
ok then
***:
Right on.
Me:
keep it real
***:
Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
i will
***:
Go ahead.
Me:
i am
***:
" Go ahead." You are?
Me:
yes
***:
Uh.
Me:
r u george bush?
***:
I don't know whether or not I am george bush.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
ok
***:
I see.
Me:
im sure u do
***:
What makes you so certain? When do I do it?
Me:
i dont know,when do u watch ****?
***:
Would you like to know? In between clients.
Me:
oh,thats cool
***:
Gosh! Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
whats ur fav kind of ****?
***:
I don't have a favorite ****. But my favorite book is the Bible.
Me:
the bible sucks
***:
New Testament or Old?
Me:
new
***:
" New Testament or Old?"? new?
Me:
ya
***:
Mmm.
Me:
i dont like sequels
***:
What do you like?
Me:
ladies
***:
Me:
o yea
***:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no