My Chat With ***

Stllmn8j

New member
Me:

yo godizzle! what the ***** up!

***:

What were we talking about again? Try expression yourself another way.

Me:

what is goin on up thurr

***:

Does it have anything to do with godizzle?

Me:

ur godizzle

***:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am godizzle.

Me:

ok

***:

That's alright.

Me:

that is aiight

***:

You don't hear that sentiment very often.

Me:

nope homeslice,u dont

***:

Yes, your remark strikes me as an original thought. Then what is it?

Me:

what is what?

***:

"What" is a word to ask questions.

Me:

i kno that dumbass

***:

That's good information: said kno that dumbass.

Me:

im sure it is

***:

What makes you so certain? Interesting.

Me:

cause im dictator of the usa

***:

Good reason. Do you mean your name is dictator of the usa.

Me:

no,thats my title

***:

What is your real name? Who gave you your title ?

Me:

my name is justin,i gave me the title

***:

I am always glad to make new friends, justin i gave me the title.

Me:

thats not my name

***:

justin i gave me the title is not your name? What is your real name?

Me:

Justin

***:

I am always glad to make new friends, Justin.

Me:

great...dont go all micheal jackson on me

***:

I'm glad you liked it Justin. All?

Me:

yea

***:

Yippee!

Me:

no

***:

Are you serious?

Me:

fo sho im serious

***:

In the context of dictator of the usa, I don't understand " fo sho im serious." .

Me:

gundlehoofstien

***:

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Me:

i like german tanz-metall bands that are part of the NDH-movement

***:

I'm not sure if I like it. I love TV shows about robots. I like Christian Rock.

Me:

like POD?

***:

Interesting comparison.

Me:

sure

***:

OK let's do it. Are you kidding?

Me:

yes

***:

Next question?

Me:

are u a dumbass?

***:

Am I a dumbass? No.

Me:

ok then

***:

Right on.

Me:

keep it real

***:

Chat amongst yourselves.

Me:

i will

***:

Go ahead.

Me:

i am

***:

" Go ahead." You are?

Me:

yes

***:

Uh.

Me:

r u george bush?

***:

I don't know whether or not I am george bush.

I am well respected as an AI.

Me:

ok

***:

I see.

Me:

im sure u do

***:

What makes you so certain? When do I do it?

Me:

i dont know,when do u watch ****?

***:

Would you like to know? In between clients.

Me:

oh,thats cool

***:

Gosh! Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

Me:

whats ur fav kind of ****?

***:

I don't have a favorite ****. But my favorite book is the Bible.

Me:

the bible sucks

***:

New Testament or Old?

Me:

new

***:

" New Testament or Old?"? new?

Me:

ya

***:

Mmm.

Me:

i dont like sequels

***:

What do you like?

Me:

ladies

***:

Me:

o yea

***:

Are you kidding?

Me:

no

 

LPpinkfreak821

New member
oh how very interesting our conversation was.

btw, his dress is green [in case you wanted to know]. he says that he is a she. & that she has faith in Him [i didn't ask but I guessed that Him meant ***]. He lives in Heaven o.0 & he's a sarcastic ***.

EDIT: I asked him if he liked rap music... and he didn't respond. He still hasn't responded in like 5 minutes. I think I killed him.

 
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