Never Ending Story

[smurf]

passed out. When he came through he saw he was chained to a table. In the corner of the room he heard

 

[i_love_mike_shinoda2]

music. It was really loud. He then realized the song was

 

[smurf]

Numb. Suddenly the music stopped and he heard foot steps coming closer. Whos there asked Jim.

 

[i_love_mike_shinoda2]

"Its us" said the voice. They came closer into the room. Jim then found out that it was..

 

[misery]

his 2 best friends. They were pulling a prank on him. When Jim asked why they said...

 

[i_love_mike_shinoda2]

we wanted to see you cry. Jim sat down feeling like he had no friends. Then..

 

[KillMeImIrish]

ok. ya'll are making this corny. c'mon. use the random section of your imagination. this isn't supposed to make sense, you know.

 

[LPGirl]

he started to randomly punch ppl, so

 

[misery]

his friends ran out the door crying. They then sealed the door shut from the outside with their poo, locking Jim inside. Jim then...

P.S. I love your sig LPGirl.. (that was sarcasm)

 

[i_love_mike_shinoda2]

threw up from the smell of the poo. After all that he..

 

[misery]

shovelled his puke against a wall. It burned through the wall because all of his stomach acids. He then..

 

[Brkng_Th_Hbt]

said "holy **** man" because usually his barf turned to stone. he crawled out the hole, then felt a weird.... feeling. he looked at his fingernail and saw

 

[misery]

a huge booger that had eyes, a mouth, and two little arms. It said 'Hey, asshole, don't even think about going near a kleenex box.' The booger then..

 

[acdcrules04]

proceded (sp?) to bite off jims nose because the booger hated his home life. then jim yelled out

 

[Brkng_Th_Hbt]

"AH! it's gotta be a dream!" and he woke up covered in leaves. he realized he had fallen asleep in the woods some time ago. he then saw a UFO with a sign that said "Ugly ****ing Orgys" coming his way.

 

[MrRandomGuy]

he thought YAY an orgy. The UFO flew and landed right in front of him. A hidden door slid open and out stepped...

 

[Penguinscanfly_88]

Blagoiavitch(sp?) And He stood up and.......

 

[acdcrules04]

shot everyone, but miracurasly (sp?) they came back to life and beer and tequilla appeared so...

 

[Brkng_Th_Hbt]

me started drool green dirt. He had on idea why but it was awesome. He closed his eyes and started dreaming about dry-humping....

 

[acdcrules04]

a coconut, but then realized that would probly lead to chaffing so