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On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:28:37 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:51:03 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> knoxy wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>> > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>> > > > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>>>> > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>>>> > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>>>> > > >
>>>>>>>> > > > > On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>> > > > > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>> > > > >
>>>>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>> > > > > >
>>>>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>> > > > > >
>>>>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph.
>>>>>>>> > > > > >
>>>>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with
>>>>>>>> > > > > > sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs
>>>>>>>> > > > > > scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and
>>>>>>>> > > > > > Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all
>>>>>>>> > > > > > breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>>>> > > > >
>>>>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation.
>>>>>>>> > > >
>>>>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>> > > :)
>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the
>>>>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that
>>>>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in
>>>>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery
>>>>>>>> > story.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the
>>>>>>>> counter.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It wasn't just the customers.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed
>>>>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs,
>>>>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming
>>>>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there
>>>>>>> were little baby dinosaurs.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the
>>>>>> shift.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the
>>>>>> cost of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month.
>>>>>
>>>>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef?
>>>>
>>>> Do you like egg salad?
>>>
>>> well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on.

>>
>> I'm amazed by the blandness of the reaction to the Egg Incident by the
>> manager . . . .

>
> Nawwww.... at minimum wage, if someone shows up just most of the time...
> <shrug>
>
>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought.

>
> As I said, it never mattered what the clock time was, it was always
> 2:30am in there.


I have a rule, based on long-ago experience, that you should never eat
anywhere where you can see the food being cooked . . . .

<sigh>

<flashback>

<gag>

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

I'll tell you what I hate, though. I hate those
commercials where you have to eat something.

< _Thirty Seconds_
 
On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:33 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote:

> mimus wrote:
>
>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought.

>
> PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by
> Anthony Bourdain.


<warily>

Might I? or might I equally not?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Give me some garlic, garlic, garlic, garlic!

< _The Devil is an Ass_
 
On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:18:09 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:28:37 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote:
>
>> mimus wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:51:03 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> knoxy wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>>> > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>> > > > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>>>>> > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>>>>> > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>> > > >
>>>>>>>>> > > > > On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>>> > > > > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> > > > >
>>>>>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>> > > > > >
>>>>>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>>> > > > > >
>>>>>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph.
>>>>>>>>> > > > > >
>>>>>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with
>>>>>>>>> > > > > > sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs
>>>>>>>>> > > > > > scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and
>>>>>>>>> > > > > > Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all
>>>>>>>>> > > > > > breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>>>>> > > > >
>>>>>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation.
>>>>>>>>> > > >
>>>>>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>> > > :)
>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the
>>>>>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that
>>>>>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in
>>>>>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery
>>>>>>>>> > story.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the
>>>>>>>>> counter.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> It wasn't just the customers.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed
>>>>>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs,
>>>>>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming
>>>>>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there
>>>>>>>> were little baby dinosaurs.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the
>>>>>>> shift.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the
>>>>>>> cost of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef?
>>>>>
>>>>> Do you like egg salad?
>>>>
>>>> well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on.
>>>
>>> I'm amazed by the blandness of the reaction to the Egg Incident by the
>>> manager . . . .

>>
>> Nawwww.... at minimum wage, if someone shows up just most of the time...
>> <shrug>
>>
>>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought.

>>
>> As I said, it never mattered what the clock time was, it was always
>> 2:30am in there.

>
>I have a rule, based on long-ago experience, that you should never eat
>anywhere where you can see the food being cooked . . . .
>
><sigh>
>
><flashback>
>
><gag>


what about those benny hanna places?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>
 
"Brian Mailman" <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote in message
news:13uidsdi02d88e0@news.supernews.com...
> mimus wrote:
>
> > Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought.

>
> PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by
> Anthony Bourdain.


I read that. He gives some pretty good tips on what NOT to order on Monday.

Smee

>
> B/
>
 
On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:19:23 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:33 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote:
>
>> mimus wrote:
>>
>>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought.

>>
>> PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by
>> Anthony Bourdain.

>
><warily>
>
>Might I? or might I equally not?


i, thankfully, am completely illiterate. so i may ~easily~ remain in
uninformed bliss!

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>
 
On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:33 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>mimus wrote:
>
>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought.

>
>PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by
>Anthony Bourdain.


chefs and nurses. grossest story telling tards there are.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>
 
On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:23:04 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>dave hillstrom wrote:
>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman
>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>knoxy wrote:
>>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>> ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>> > > >
>>>>>>> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>> > > > >
>>>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>> > > > > >
>>>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph.
>>>>>>> > > > > >
>>>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.
>>>>>>> > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with
>>>>>>> > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and
>>>>>>> > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no
>>>>>>> > > > > > need specify.
>>>>>>> > > > >
>>>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation.
>>>>>>> > > >
>>>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>> > > :)
>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the
>>>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that
>>>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in
>>>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the
>>>>>>> counter.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It wasn't just the customers.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed
>>>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs,
>>>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming
>>>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there were
>>>>>> little baby dinosaurs.
>>>>>
>>>>>I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the shift.
>>>>>
>>>>>The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the cost
>>>>>of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month.
>>>>
>>>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef?
>>>>
>>>Do you like egg salad?

>>
>> well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on.

>
>Salade Astaire.


pass.

what kinda seafood you got? any fresh?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>
 
On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:59:26 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>pscissons@sbcglobal.net wrote:
>> "Brian Mailman" <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:13u7qip6a7b8e4d@news.supernews.com...
>>> dave hillstrom wrote:

>
>>> > and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?
>>>
>>> Not in the coffee shop. But Angels on Horseback (same thing with
>>> scallops, oysters are Devils on Horseback) were on my lunch menu. On my
>>> brunch menu, I did deep-fried breaded oysters w/bacon in an omelet shell
>>> called Hangtown Fries.

>>
>> That sounds yummy!

>
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangtown_fry


do you cook good, rich creole stuff, too?

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

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On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>bloviated:
>
>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>
>>>hmmmph.
>>>
>>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam and Eve
>>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they
>>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with
>>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.

>>
>>you need a vacation.

>
>If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .


lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo
next to the trout stream.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>
 
Aratzio wrote:
> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>
>>>>>> hmmmph.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam
>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage.
>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken
>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>
>>>>> you need a vacation.
>>>>
>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>
>>>:)
>>>
>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard
>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it
>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.

>>
>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.
>>
>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?

>
> Scallops is better.


How do you roll oysters in scallops?
--
ah
 
On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:15:29 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
bloviated:

>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>bloviated:
>>
>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>
>>>>hmmmph.
>>>>
>>>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam and Eve
>>>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they
>>>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with
>>>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>
>>>you need a vacation.

>>
>>If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>
>lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo
>next to the trout stream.


In Montana? Are you outta your ****ing mind.

err, nevermind.

carry on.
 
On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
bloviated:

>Aratzio wrote:
>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> hmmmph.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam
>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage.
>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken
>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> you need a vacation.
>>>>>
>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>>
>>>>:)
>>>>
>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard
>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it
>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.
>>>
>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.
>>>
>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?

>>
>> Scallops is better.

>
>How do you roll oysters in scallops?


You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool
you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish.
 
dave hillstrom wrote:
> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:23:04 -0700, Brian Mailman
> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>
>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>knoxy wrote:
>>>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>> ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>>> > > >
>>>>>>>> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>> > > > >
>>>>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>> > > > > >
>>>>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph.
>>>>>>>> > > > > >
>>>>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.
>>>>>>>> > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with
>>>>>>>> > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and
>>>>>>>> > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no
>>>>>>>> > > > > > need specify.
>>>>>>>> > > > >
>>>>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation.
>>>>>>>> > > >
>>>>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>> > > :)
>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the
>>>>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that
>>>>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in
>>>>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the
>>>>>>>> counter.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It wasn't just the customers.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed
>>>>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs,
>>>>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming
>>>>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there were
>>>>>>> little baby dinosaurs.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the shift.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the cost
>>>>>>of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month.
>>>>>
>>>>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef?
>>>>>
>>>>Do you like egg salad?
>>>
>>> well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on.

>>
>>Salade Astaire.

>
> pass.
>
> what kinda seafood you got? any fresh?


Salmon Astaire?
 
dave hillstrom wrote:
> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:33 -0700, Brian Mailman
> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>
>>mimus wrote:
>>
>>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought.

>>
>>PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by
>>Anthony Bourdain.

>
> chefs and nurses. grossest story telling tards there are.


I did not pee in the cole slaw.

B/
 
dave hillstrom wrote:
> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:59:26 -0700, Brian Mailman
> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>
>>pscissons@sbcglobal.net wrote:
>>> "Brian Mailman" <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote in message
>>> news:13u7qip6a7b8e4d@news.supernews.com...
>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:

>>
>>>> > and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?
>>>>
>>>> Not in the coffee shop. But Angels on Horseback (same thing with
>>>> scallops, oysters are Devils on Horseback) were on my lunch menu. On my
>>>> brunch menu, I did deep-fried breaded oysters w/bacon in an omelet shell
>>>> called Hangtown Fries.
>>>
>>> That sounds yummy!

>>
>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangtown_fry

>
> do you cook good, rich creole stuff, too?


Eh..... Some Cajun. Little Creole, although I do have a book around
here. I'd have to study up on it.

B/
 
On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:51:13 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:18:09 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:28:37 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote:
>>
>>> mimus wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:51:03 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> knoxy wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>>>> > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>>> > > > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>>>>>> > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>>>>>> > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>> > > >
>>>>>>>>>> > > > > On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>>>> > > > > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> > > > >
>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> > > > > >
>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>>>> > > > > >
>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph.
>>>>>>>>>> > > > > >
>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with
>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs
>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and
>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all
>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>>>>>> > > > >
>>>>>>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation.
>>>>>>>>>> > > >
>>>>>>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>>> > > :)
>>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the
>>>>>>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that
>>>>>>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in
>>>>>>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night.
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery
>>>>>>>>>> > story.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the
>>>>>>>>>> counter.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> It wasn't just the customers.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed
>>>>>>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs,
>>>>>>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming
>>>>>>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there
>>>>>>>>> were little baby dinosaurs.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the
>>>>>>>> shift.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the
>>>>>>>> cost of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Do you like egg salad?
>>>>>
>>>>> well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on.
>>>>
>>>> I'm amazed by the blandness of the reaction to the Egg Incident by the
>>>> manager . . . .
>>>
>>> Nawwww.... at minimum wage, if someone shows up just most of the time...
>>> <shrug>
>>>
>>>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought.
>>>
>>> As I said, it never mattered what the clock time was, it was always
>>> 2:30am in there.

>>
>> I have a rule, based on long-ago experience, that you should never eat
>> anywhere where you can see the food being cooked . . . .
>>
>> <sigh>
>>
>> <flashback>
>>
>> <gag>

>
> what about those benny hanna places?


No exceptions!

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< _The Einstein Intersection_
 
On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:21:22 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote:

> dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:33:33 -0700, Brian Mailman
>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>> mimus wrote:
>>>
>>>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought.
>>>
>>> PS: you might want to pick up a copy of "Kitchen Confidential" by
>>> Anthony Bourdain.

>>
>> chefs and nurses. grossest story telling tards there are.

>
> I did not pee in the cole slaw.


One particular client's or table's cole-slaw or _everybody's_ cole-slaw?

I mean, spitting or worse to indicate displeasure with client or table is
one thing, and more or less expected . . . .

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< _The Einstein Intersection_
 
On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:01:49 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:51:13 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:18:09 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:28:37 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote:
>>>
>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:51:03 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:39:59 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> knoxy wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Brian Mailman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>>>>> > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > > Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>> > > >
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > > On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > > <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > >
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > > >
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > > >
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > hmmmph.
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > > >
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > > > breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > >
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > > you need a vacation.
>>>>>>>>>>> > > >
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>>>> > > :)
>>>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the
>>>>>>>>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that
>>>>>>>>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in
>>>>>>>>>>> > > there, on the 20th day of night.
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery
>>>>>>>>>>> > story.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the
>>>>>>>>>>> counter.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It wasn't just the customers.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed
>>>>>>>>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs,
>>>>>>>>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming
>>>>>>>>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there
>>>>>>>>>> were little baby dinosaurs.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the
>>>>>>>>> shift.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's paycheck the
>>>>>>>>> cost of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> so, how much do we have to make for you to be my personal chef?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Do you like egg salad?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> well, yeah, though not usually if its been danced on.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm amazed by the blandness of the reaction to the Egg Incident by the
>>>>> manager . . . .
>>>>
>>>> Nawwww.... at minimum wage, if someone shows up just most of the time...
>>>> <shrug>
>>>>
>>>>> Obviously, restaurant work is much more fraught than even I thought.
>>>>
>>>> As I said, it never mattered what the clock time was, it was always
>>>> 2:30am in there.
>>>
>>> I have a rule, based on long-ago experience, that you should never eat
>>> anywhere where you can see the food being cooked . . . .
>>>
>>> <sigh>
>>>
>>> <flashback>
>>>
>>> <gag>

>>
>> what about those benny hanna places?

>
>No exceptions!


taffy pullers?

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On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:03:24 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:15:29 -0400, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>bloviated:
>
>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>bloviated:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>
>>>>>hmmmph.
>>>>>
>>>>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam and Eve
>>>>>on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What they
>>>>>describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with
>>>>>all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>
>>>>you need a vacation.
>>>
>>>If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .

>>
>>lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned missile silo
>>next to the trout stream.

>
>In Montana? Are you outta your ****ing mind.
>
>err, nevermind.
>
>carry on.


you could make a pretty impressive jungle room down in there. and
montana has GREAT trout streams.

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On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
>bloviated:
>
>>Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> hmmmph.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam
>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage.
>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken
>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> you need a vacation.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is da man .
>>>>>
>>>>>:)
>>>>>
>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard
>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it
>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.
>>>>
>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.
>>>>
>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?
>>>
>>> Scallops is better.

>>
>>How do you roll oysters in scallops?

>
>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool
>you. Scollops is the bad boyz of shell fish.


"scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings.

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