NOMINATION: MATTATHIAS SCHWARTZ - Pierre Sallinger HL&S

[Aratzio]

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html

For writing such a hysterical piece of tripe and having the NY Times
and the Internet in general receive it as validation that trolls are
EVUL I do nominate the author of the above article for the Pierre
Sallinger Hook Line & Sinker.

Seconds:


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[Kadaitcha Man]

Aratzio, ye maggot-infested odoriferous stench, thy complextion is
perfect gallows, ye drizzled:

>
> http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html
>
> For writing such a hysterical piece of tripe and having the NY Times
> and the Internet in general receive it as validation that trolls are
> EVUL I do nominate the author of the above article for the Pierre
> Sallinger Hook Line & Sinker.
>
> Seconds:


I dunno... it gives away too many sekrits...

...the joy of disrupting another?s emotional equilibrium....watching
someone lose their mind at their computer 2,000 miles away while you chat
with friends and laugh,? said one ex-troll who, like many people I
contacted, refused to disclose his legal identity.

Another troll explained the lulz as a quasi-thermodynamic exchange between
the sensitive and the cruel: ?You look for someone who is full of it, a real
blowhard. Then you exploit their insecurities to get an insane amount of
drama, laughs and lulz...

I forsee calamity if this gets out.

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[dave hillstrom]

On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:08:48 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>
>http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html
>
>For writing such a hysterical piece of tripe and having the NY Times
>and the Internet in general receive it as validation that trolls are
> EVUL I do nominate the author of the above article for the Pierre
>Sallinger Hook Line & Sinker.
>
>Seconds:

on beer! seconds!

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and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom

 

[The Black Goat With A Thousand Y]

On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:08:48 -0700, Aratzio fixed me with a beady eye, and
foamed wildly:
>
> http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html
>
> For writing such a hysterical piece of tripe and having the NY Times and
> the Internet in general receive it as validation that trolls are EVUL I
> do nominate the author of the above article for the Pierre Sallinger Hook
> Line & Sinker.
>
> Seconds:

Looking at Virginia Heffernan's reaction, I'd agree. Seconded.

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"I heard that you are still trespassing in the USA. If it's black, it
refuses to work and it accuses whites of racism. What a joke.
Look at a map and see where Africa is, bitchboy. What is this GOD DAMNED
******ISH ALLEGIANCE YOU HAVE TO TRYING TO GET WHITE PEOPLE TO HAND OFF
OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT AGAINST YOUR CRIMINAL
ALLEGIANCE??????
Too afraid to tell the truth?
WIMPS!
COWARDS!
LIARS!
MILITANT ASSPRICKS!
LOSERS!
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FURY!
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[Aratzio]

On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 05:18:36 GMT, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The Black Goat With A Thousand
Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> bloviated:

>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:08:48 -0700, Aratzio fixed me with a beady eye, and
>foamed wildly:
>>
>> http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html
>>
>> For writing such a hysterical piece of tripe and having the NY Times and
>> the Internet in general receive it as validation that trolls are EVUL I
>> do nominate the author of the above article for the Pierre Sallinger Hook
>> Line & Sinker.
>>
>> Seconds:
>
>Looking at Virginia Heffernan's reaction, I'd agree. Seconded.

It is amazing, "It is ALL the EVUL Troll's fault". They never do a
story on the kooks, drama queens and whiners. That would be a bad
thing to have "fair and balanced" reporting.

 

[Aratzio]

On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:35:39 -1200, in alt.usenet.kooks, "Kadaitcha
Man" <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> bloviated:

>Aratzio, ye maggot-infested odoriferous stench, thy complextion is
>perfect gallows, ye drizzled:
>
>>
>> http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html
>>
>> For writing such a hysterical piece of tripe and having the NY Times
>> and the Internet in general receive it as validation that trolls are
>> EVUL I do nominate the author of the above article for the Pierre
>> Sallinger Hook Line & Sinker.
>>
>> Seconds:
>
>
>I dunno... it gives away too many sekrits...
>
>

> ...the joy of disrupting another?s emotional equilibrium....watching
>someone lose their mind at their computer 2,000 miles away while you chat
>with friends and laugh,? said one ex-troll who, like many people I
>contacted, refused to disclose his legal identity.
>
>Another troll explained the lulz as a quasi-thermodynamic exchange between
>the sensitive and the cruel: ?You look for someone who is full of it, a real
>blowhard. Then you exploit their insecurities to get an insane amount of
>drama, laughs and lulz...

>
>I forsee calamity if this gets out.

You one dem whiney drama queens too?