Obama signs anti-smoking bill, cites own struggle

Ahhlee

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EEWWWWW!!!!!!
Yuck.

That cow? Her behind was twice as wide as Bills'. I'm sorry but you have no idea how many guys I know from other Countries that all gave me a hard time over the lack of standards our American President had when choosing women to have affairs with, what was the name of the lady with the monster nose? Bill would hit anything, he had not one single standard past breathing.

If Obama does have an affair, I just hope he can raise the bar a little. Have a little pride in the office of President for goodness sake, lol.
Well TJ, when you become President feel free to exhume Marylin's corpse so you can impress your overseas buddies with your hot lady on the side.

I find it interesting that you're more concerned with how hot Bill's secret *** was than the fact that he was cheating on his wife and doing it on the tax payer's time....????

Different moral strokes for different folks, eh?

 

timesjoke

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Well TJ, when you become President feel free to exhume Marylin's corpse so you can impress your overseas buddies with your hot lady on the side.
I find it interesting that you're more concerned with how hot Bill's secret *** was than the fact that he was cheating on his wife and doing it on the tax payer's time....????

Different moral strokes for different folks, eh?

Not really just trying to keep it light and add a little humor to it.

You mentioned him having the affair, not me, I just added to it I hope he makes a better choice than Bill.

No I did not like it when the story about Bill came out, I felt it lowered the respect of his office, but what do I do about that? If he had not said "I did not have *** with that woman" I might not have cared as much, Clearly few even cared about his lies so I may as well joke about it right?

eddo,

Don't get me wrong, she was not horrible or anything, but she was very heavy and not attractive in an exceptional way, just sort of frumpy. My point is that as the most powerful political figure on the planet, he should have been capable of landing much better.

 

Ahhlee

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Don't get me wrong, she was not horrible or anything, but she was very heavy and not attractive in an exceptional way, just sort of frumpy. My point is that as the most powerful political figure on the planet, he should have been capable of landing much better.
Maybe she's really funny, sweet and kind. Maybe she touched his heart and made him feel like a real man. Maybe she couldn't get enough of Billy's ***** and sucked him off with the enthusiasm and finesse of a **** star....we don't know.

Obviously she had something about her that he found attractive or he wouldn't have picked her to have a dalliance with. To each their own.

 

eddo

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Maybe she's really funny, sweet and kind. Maybe she touched his heart and made him feel like a real man. Maybe she couldn't get enough of Billy's ***** and sucked him off with the enthusiasm and finesse of a **** star....we don't know.
Obviously she had something about her that he found attractive or he wouldn't have picked her to have a dalliance with. To each their own.
I bet she was just trying to get Slick ***** to buy stuff. Like a small country, or a Ferrari, or new ****, or something.

 

timesjoke

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Well she did save the dress, that was a very slick move.

Give me the hot stupid chick over the frumpy fat smart chick every time, lol.

 

timesjoke

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We know, TJ. We know.
Like I said, to each their own.
That was a joke Ali, lighten up, I hate the idea of our President doing this just like you. My joke was the hot stupid chick would have been too stupid to save the dress, lol.

Monica was a schemer, I am not a schemer. I show schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.

 

Chi

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Monica was a schemer, I am not a schemer. I show schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.
Maybe she just wanted a souvenir of that special night:D Besides it was Linda Tripp who told the whole world about it, not Monica. Lewinsky even lied and tried to persuade Linda Tripp to lie regarding the Paula Jones case. I think she might've really cared for him. VERY stupidly, but yes.

 

ImWithStupid

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Maybe she's really funny, sweet and kind. Maybe she touched his heart and made him feel like a real man. Maybe she couldn't get enough of Billy's ***** and sucked him off with the enthusiasm and finesse of a **** star....we don't know.
Obviously she had something about her that he found attractive or he wouldn't have picked her to have a dalliance with. To each their own.

Yep, she did. An open, willing orifice. :D

 
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