****** offends women.

[eddo]

Unless you think I'm cow, you can use the word *******.

lol, you're just asking for it there...

 

[tiredofwhiners]

I can type ****. But as a woman, my body parts aren't ****, they are *******. Or even *****. **** is degrading and unfeminine. **** are on cows.
Unless you think I'm cow, you can use the word *******.

/soapbox

Cows have teats not ****....But if i need to call them ******* to have a shot, then ******* it is baby.

 

[Phantom]

I hate the word "****." Even more than ****. Not sure why. One of my exes asked me to say it while talking dirty in bed and I couldn't. I agree with MM- I prefer the word *******.

 

[Lethalfind]

Well I have to say I don't care what you call them, I use all the terms. It actually depends on the ******* themselves. **** is one I use when I think someone has a nice rack...not in a sexual way but in a "man I wish my **** looked like hers".

OR in a mocking way if I think someone is over exposed I have been known to say "Nice ****" in a snotty way.

I LOVE it when I find out something offends someone, that makes me want to exercise my right to free speech and say it even more. I knew when the ****** Monologues came out it would have some frigid ******* with their panties in a wad...

 

[hugo]

John Lennon was a ******* socialist.

 

[phreakwars]

John Lennon was a ******* socialist.

Hmm, Hugo is stuck on retarded this week. I think we'll go ..uhh.. 4 days in the box for not being a socialist.. yeah... works for me... .

.

 

[builder]

Hmm, Hugo is stuck on retarded this week. I think we'll go ..uhh.. 4 days in the box for not being a socialist.. yeah... works for me... .

.

Yeah, he's an idiot.

Maybe even beyond idiot.

Maybe he's sub-colon, even.

Like, sub-sub-colon.

Maybe in the cockles of the colon.

We don't know.

 

[builder]

DENIS LEARY - *******

(Spoken)

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream.

About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down

in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the

cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle

area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the

colon, we don't know.

(Sung)

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.

I'm your average white suburbanite slob.

I like football and ***** and books about war.

I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.

My wife and my job, my kids and my car.

My feet on my table and a cuban cigar.

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested

(oh no) no way (uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense

(oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,

While people behind me are going insane.

I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)

I'm an ******* (He's an *******, such an *******)

I use public toilets and **** on the seat,

I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"

I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)

I'm an ******* (He's the world's biggest *******)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,

While handicapped people make handicapped faces.

I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******)

I'm an ******* (He's a real ******* *******)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song

Ranting and raving and carrying on

Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

NAAAAH!

I'm an ******* (he's an *******, what an *******)

I'm an ******* (he's the world's biggest *******)

(Spoken)

Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado,

hot-******'-pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big

brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in

that baby doing 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, suckin' down

quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-

biodegradable styrofoam containers... yeah! And when I'm done suckin' down

those greaseball burgers I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the

side, and there ain't a ******* thing anybody can do about it. You know why?

Because we got the bombs, that's why... yeah! Two words--nuclear ******'

weapons, OK? Russia, Czechoslovakia, Romania, they can have all the democracy

they want...they can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of

Tienamen Square and it won't make a lick of ******' difference, because we got

the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead--he's frozen! And when we find a cure for

cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty ****** off. You

know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million

times--that's how ****** off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and

John Casavetti and Sam Peckinpaw and a case of ******' whisky and drive...

(Hey, hey, hey, hey, you know you really are an *******?)

Why don't you shut up and sing the song, Chris. I thought I was the

*******... all the time it was him... what an *******!

(Sung)

I'm an ******* (I'm an *******, he's an *******)

I'm an ******* (He's the world's biggest *******)

A S-S H-O L-E

Everybody, A S-S H-O L-E

Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay

A-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom

Oooooooo

(Spoken)

I'm an ******* and I'm proud of it!

​

 

[builder]

Oh, I'm sorry. I've hijacked the thread.

On the "****" issue. One of the most common Aussie chants at wet T-shirt contests is, "Show us yer ****."

If women want their ******* to be seen as purely functional child-raising organs, why has such an industry sprung up surrounding the exposure of absolutely beautiful children's drinking aids?

In layman's terms, why do women flash their ****? Why do they wear clothing that exposes almost all of their *******?

 

[hugo]

There is actually a divide among feminists concerning ****.

 

[Anna Perenna]

Yeah, he's an idiot.
Maybe even beyond idiot.

Maybe he's sub-colon, even.

Like, sub-sub-colon.

Maybe in the cockles of the colon.

We don't know.

Hahahahahahahaha!

 

[Anna Perenna]

Oh, I'm sorry. I've hijacked the thread.
On the "****" issue. One of the most common Aussie chants at wet T-shirt contests is, "Show us yer ****."

If women want their ******* to be seen as purely functional child-raising organs, why has such an industry sprung up surrounding the exposure of absolutely beautiful children's drinking aids?

In layman's terms, why do women flash their ****? Why do they wear clothing that exposes almost all of their *******?

I don't want my ***** to be seen as purely functional. I'd elaborate but I'm not here to titillate. The reason the industry has sprung up is because a straight man's chief brain springs up when it sees a pair of naked *******. Women didn't create the **** industry, that's for sure.

Plus, I have never seen a woman actually oblige when a man (or group of men) yells out "show us yer ****" and I hope I never do.

We don't flash our ***** arbitrarily - you just want us to. The only women who expose themselves, really, are the drunken girls with low self esteem who need attention and/or perhaps think that they are having fun, or the clever ones getting paid good money to pose in playboy.

As for clothing that exposes almost all of our ******* - are you referring to swimwear? We wear bikinis because we want to get as all-over and as even a tan as possible (pardon the grammar).

p.s. I do hate the words "****" and "****". They're really harsh sounding. ***** should be called soft words like bosoms or boobies or boozies or *******. As for **** - I'm not sure when calling someone a ****** became the ultimate insult, but the word is horrible and I think the pure sound of it makes up 90% of its effectiveness.

By the way 98% of people will die at some point in their lives, and if you don't chew Red Gum ..... **** you.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Yeah, he's an idiot.
Maybe even beyond idiot.

Maybe he's sub-colon, even.

Like, sub-sub-colon.

Maybe in the cockles of the colon.

We don't know.

To work for crumbs or to keep from the lash says maybe a slave is what you are.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

There is actually a divide among feminists concerning ****.

Yes... there's the ******* faction of bull-dykes that love it and there's the militant gyno-sentients that are in litigation with the studio to have her name taken off top-billing.

Unite and we have a brigade of ***** too stupid to realize that their lot in life has improved.

 

[Phantom]

***** should be called soft words like bosoms or boobies or boozies or *******.

If my husband ever used the word bosom or bosoms while talking dirty to me, I could never take him seriously again.

 

[builder]

I don't want my ***** to be seen as purely functional.

How do you want them to be seen, and when did you actually separate "them" from yourself? ***** are a part of the human condition when you get born a female.

I'd elaborate but I'm not here to titillate. The reason the industry has sprung up is because a straight man's chief brain springs up when it sees a pair of naked *******.

I'm a legs and *** man, myself. My last two girlfriends have smaller **** than I have. Though I do admire the odd pert pair. Really big **** look like a burden, rather than a benefit.

Women didn't create the **** industry, that's for sure.

Maybe, but one of the most successful soft-core photographers for Playboy and Penthouse was a former ****-out model called Bambi. Did she have an overlord that told her what they wanted to see in her prints?

Plus, I have never seen a woman actually oblige when a man (or group of men) yells out "show us yer ****" and I hope I never do.

Go to Darwin. It happens all the time.

We don't flash our ***** arbitrarily - you just want us to.

I'd rather you wear a short skirt, and shave your legs. Call me dismissive of *****, but I have no inclination to thrust my ***** between big saggy ****.

The only women who expose themselves, really, are the drunken girls with low self esteem who need attention and/or perhaps think that they are having fun, or the clever ones getting paid good money to pose in playboy.

Hmmm, too many contradictions in one sentence. The Home Girls section in any men's publication contains pix of women who send in their own pix for the sole reason of seeing themselves in the mag.

As for clothing that exposes almost all of our ******* - are you referring to swimwear? We wear bikinis because we want to get as all-over and as even a tan as possible (pardon the grammar).

Nope. I'm referring to everyday wear. I was debating a mate about the upskirt fixation that has come to the fore with camera phones. Why don't these fuckwits just go to the beach for their jollies? Women can enter a niteclub in a singlet and tight short skirt. Men have to wear regulation clothing. What's with that ****?

p.s. I do hate the words "****" and "****". They're really harsh sounding. ***** should be called soft words like bosoms or boobies or boozies or *******.

Meh. They're ****. Remember the old Steven King novel/movie, Carrie? Her mother called them "dirty pillows". Call them what you like, Anna. **** they are.

As for **** - I'm not sure when calling someone a ****** became the ultimate insult, but the word is horrible and I think the pure sound of it makes up 90% of its effectiveness.

The C word I reserve for absolute arseholes of the male variety.

By the way 98% of people will die at some point in their lives, and if you don't chew Red Gum ..... **** you.

I'm with the Malaysians. Chewing gum should be outlawed.

A filthy pointless polluting habit that we can do without.

 

[Mack the Knife]

If my husband ever used the word bosom or bosoms while talking dirty to me, I could never take him seriously again.

I often use the term "mammary glands" when talking dirty.

 

[phreakwars]

One of my pet names for my wife is "TITTY-KINS"

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[RoyalOrleans]

I called my ex-wife's ample ******* "the twins".

 

[Phantom]

I often use the term "mammary glands" when talking dirty.

That's hot.